tekcop

I'm going to have sex with Porter. I just know it.

I know it's a bad movie, but does anyone here remember that Adam Sandler movie with the amnesia girl? "Cause WP is so the girl's brother. All about working out and shit, but still lives with his parents and has no social skills whatsoever.

Shaving hurts without shaving gel.

Man, I like Kotz and all, but he was a pretty crappy mod.

Man, Loaded Glove just made my day with that quote.

Ok. That was awesome and weird at the same time.

I don't want to pick between Michaels, Edge, and Kane.....

Fuck. I was hoping they'd have Coach by himself.

How many calories do those sugar free Rud Bulls and No Fears and stuff have?

Man, KKK and Tyler have been great in this thread.

Man, I agree with this man.

It's not food, but coffee will make me vomit.

I have a flash cart and a GBA. I love it very, very, very much.

Man, I'm all about Amps. I've tried everything I can get my hands on, and they've all mostly sucked. Full Throttle is good, YJ Stinger is bad, Red Bull is good, Pimpjuice is bad, Monster is bad, No Fear is okish, so... yeah. Amp and Full Throttle is what I normally drink.

I want someone to call this number tonight and ask for Zack. I don't care what you say, it'd entertain me. I know someone here is stupid enough to do it. 731-968-2030 Just don't call tommorow and bug me. 'Cause I don't want to talk to none of ya'll.

I changed my mind at the last minute. I want to go ahead and pay off the insurance company and get my schooling paid for before I quit. Man, it's like you've lived my life. That is exaclty how the majority of the people I work with are. Are the people you're talking about either teenagers with no aspirations or middle-aged, food-stamping collecting people who've never bothered to do anything with their lives?

I've been pulled over five times. Two tickets. First: 16 years old and two days after I got my license. I'm not even sure why I got pulled over. It wasn't speeding, I know that. Only a warning. Second: 17 years old doing 68 in a 40. Just me daydreaming while driving. I got out of the ticket as it was my first offense and I was still a student. I did have to go to traffic school for two hours one night, but that was nothing. Third: 17 again. Pulled over for doing 60ish in a 45. Same reason. Just a warning. Fourth. 18 years old. 40ish in a school zone. Again with the daydreaming. Cop didn't pull me over insomuch as he flagged me down to yell at me. Just a warning. I made his pizza everyweek, so he was kind of nice to me.... Fifth: 18 and doing 89 in a 65. Trying to make it from Tennessee to Illinois in under 6 hours. The ticket was in Illinois, so I just mailed it in after I got home.

The Big Show made Brock look good? You need to turn that around. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. He got it right the first time.

Wow... I agree with Mike. I can't talk shit about my job if I'm wanting a raise or promotion or shit.

My mom used to work as a night stocker there. She said it was harder work than any factory jobs she's ever had, and she was getting paid a lot less. I work at Domino's and I've seen people sitting around in the back and doing nothing while complaining about how little they get paid. Of course, if you tell them to do something, they complain about that too.

This is funny. I never thought Mike would get the words "negativity" and "reality" confused like that.

You know what should have happened but never did? Benoit vs. Ultimo Dragon.

He was praised left and right from the ROHBOTS. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool enough then, the last of his work that I've seen was from his Toryumon stuff from a year or so ago. I liked him, but I wouldn't consider him the best of the DG guys....

I like his goofy submission holds, but I don't know how ROH fans would act towards them.

I don't like Burchill. I mean, sure he's athletic and all but after watching him wrestle, I'm very unimpressed. He's better than those Tomko, Snitsky, and Heidenreich guys but he's worse than the average WWE worker for sure.