tekcop

You're gonna have to wiggle it around a little bit to get any feeling. Either that or just wrap your hand around your dick and jack off while inside of her.

This is probably the only funny thread Rant's created since starting this "destroy HD" thing.

None of those matches were four stars. For the record, I consider the '02 street fight with Michaels to be HHH's best performance and his '00 match with Benoit to be his best match.

That's what I meant. Venis does do more in his few minutes on TV than HHH does with his 20 mintues on PPV. I only used the Masters match because it was recent, short, good, and involved a poor wrestler. If you want to see what Venis can do with time, check out his PPV matches with guys like Rikishi and D'Lo. He takes what he gets and does more with it. Also, when watching any midcard match on WWE TV you have to remember that they're not allowed to go all out like main eventers are. According to WWE, the opening match isn't supposed to be a good as the main event. The bottom card guys aren't allowed to show up the top card guys.

This is the first time in my life where my jaw literally dropped and stayed there while I stared. Yargh...

Benoit/JBL. Someone book it now.

See... I'm with Hoffalump. C's gonna win.

That sounds better than JR/King, actually.

Tenay/Coach/Styles on RAW and Matthews/Tazz on SD would be super-great.

At least I have a posting personality, "tekcop". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Six years of on-and-off message boarding and this is the first insult ever thrown at me? Y'know, I'm sure I could latch on to someone's teet until I got noticed too. But really, what is your personality now? You're like a cross between a sycophant sidekick and one of those guys that jumps in people's faces and yells "funny" things at them to get attention. Excellent.

Venis does better with what he's been given than HHH has with what he has. Monday night Venis and Chris Masters went out and worked a four minute match on RAW with probably less than a day to plan anything out and had a good match which got the crowd interested in both men. HHh gets twenty minute PPV matches with whomever he wants with weeks of planning available and has boring matches. Thus, Venis is better.

The word "penis" followed by a question about a child and a pacifier. Nope, nothing creepy there.

Funny, I can't really think of any four star HHH matches, either. That's weird. Also, think of all the time and road agent help HHH has been given and how many bad matches he's still had compared to how little Venis is given and how many bad matches he's given.

Explain.

MMH's like one of those guys who seems like a nice enough guy who you might even consider being friends with until he hooks up with the wrong crowd and tries to show off in front of them. I don't get it. It's like his whole posting "personality" changed after Kotz started paying attention to him.

I am so getting the Taker set, especially if it has the Angle SD match and some Cena matches. Edit: Fuck, I guess I should have payed more attention to people's posts.

Yes, yes they are. Also, I'd like to point out that Keith is a moron and that the Jordan/Moore match was the best match of the night.

I didn't think anyone payed attention to him anymore.

You lie. Eddie Benoit Rey London Benjamin Michaels JBL Venis Regal Tajiri There, ten wrestlers off the top of my head better than HHH at his best.

There should be a rule against posting that picture. I mean, god, post the other fucking picture. Atleast it's less scary.

Fuckin' ninja smileys and their drugs.

This makes the pm I got feel less special.

Kitten's are the cutest creatures on Earth.

I really need more information on this guy. I mean, I need more than that picture. It's become this sick interest of mine. I can't stop thinking about him.

Can posters jump the shark or is that only for television shows?