Just John

^^^ That naturally leads to mention of the Christian/Lita/Trish "CUT!" segment.

Pretty much everything Kane did from June to November last year. This includes: - The initial unmasking - Burning JR - Electrocuting Shane's nutsack - Shane saying "Burn in hell, you son of a bitch." after throwing Kane in the burning dumpster - The hospital attack with d-level acting from the doctors and nurses - Tombstone on Linda - Dinner with Shane Test also deserves mention here for his horrible acting and cheesy lines toward some woman (fill me in here). "I'm gonna make you my whoooooore!" "I don't take no for an answer." Also: Orton's R-K-Blow on Raw this past week. Botched moves are always funny, provided no one gets seriously hurt.

I personally perferred the "Don't talk to the internet" sign during the Vince/Heyman promo. I liked this show quite a bit. They set up a couple matches for NWO and focused mainly on wrestling. I can't be the only one who thinks that this army love is going a little overboard, can I? I mean, I respect what they do and all, but enough is enough.

I'm no fan of Matt Morgan, but I hope he's alright. Now, why does Holly still have a job?

It's funny how a lot of people here were praising Chad Johnson for guaranteeing victory over the Chiefs by saying it would get the Bengals fired up. Now, everyone's saying it's stupid for the Panthers to do the same thing. For those with bad memory, the Bengals won that game rather easily. If the Patriots win, it's because they're clearly superior, not because of some comment by the Panthers. No one says "Hey, we made it to the Super Bowl, good enough for me. I'll just stop trying now, not like winning the thing actually matters."

Indeed. However, the 2003 Patriots are like the 01 Patriots on steroids. Their D is even tougher, their offense is more reliable, and they just win more. Basically, the Pats play the same game as the Panthers (No "Yeah, football" jokes please) but they do it better.

The Patriots are NOT overrated. In 2 consecutive weeks they shut down both MVP's. If the Panthers are going to win (possible, but not likely), they'll have to do it on defense.

Make them call the MVP.

Well, I supported my Steelers by wearing a Maddox jersey to Arrowhead this season. The worst I got was some incoherent rambling from a drunk, 300+ pound woman and a passing joke from a parking lot attendant. I guess the fans here in KC are nicer than most. I definitely wouldn't do the same in Oakland, Philly, or Cleveland.

TSM favorite, Zack Gowan took a chair right to the head from Lesnar. Still, I was referring to when it's blatantly caught on camera and the announcers have to cover.

"This kid's got a lotta raw talent, and when he can channel it, he'll be a force." Translation: This guy's green. Real green. Possibly approaching "Maven" level green. "The cage just rips up your flesh." Translation: The cage really does tear flesh, even though the competitors won't blade for another 10 minutes. "(Wrestler) got his hands up to try to protect himself." Translation: God damn it, (wrestler), could you possibly expose the business anymore?

I guess you could say it was enjoyable in a Kane/Shane sorta way. So bad it's funny.

"He's so big, that even the simplest moves hurt that much more." Translation: This guy doesn't know any moves. "This will not be a catch-as-catch-can classic." Translation: I won't lie to you. This match will probably reach negative stars. "Oh my god! (Wrestler)'s (body part) must've been completely shattered!" Translation: He'll need to put some tape on that one. "Well, I guess the ref couldn't see (random act of cheating) from his point of view." Translation: That ref fucked up pretty bad. Not even the most dense marks will beileve this.

Apology accpeted.

You mean the Lakers fan who keeps getting banned? No. John = My first name Just Joe = c. 2000 wrestling gimmick of an anonymous informer who jobbed to Dean Malenko on Metal. Just John = My bad attempt at a catchy user name for a wrestling board.

"Ground and pound style" Translation: This guy punches a lot. "Well, we are in Canada." Translation: The fans our not reacting the way we want. "This kid's got a hell of a lotta guts." Translation: This guy is gonna get squashed. "Why wait til the next ppv? Let's get it on right now!" Translation: Let's get a cheap pop before the heel weasels his way out. "I think the people of ______ want to see..." Translation: Let's get a pop since it's likely no one actually wants to see what I propose. "I want everyone here to sit down and shut up." or "These idiots here in ______ ..." Translation: I am a generic heel who desperately needs heat. "What an unorthodox manuver." Translation: I should know what that's called because I'm a commentator and all, but I don't. EDIT: Yikes. Feel the random hostility.

I didn't care for the match or the show as a whole. The ladder match was just boring with a few botched spots. I didn't care much for the ending wither. The 4-way cruiser match was the highlight of the show, but there was so much other crap* that it was difficult to care. *"Crap" includes Lex Luger vs. Konnan, Loser wears a dress match, and the 30-minute whipping of David Flair.

The catapult: It's not realistic in the least, especially when the victim clearly jumps. Stratusfaction: When you're opponent has to carry you, you might want to look for a new move. Bubba bomb: How could it hurt the opponent any more than Bubba? Scissors kick: Come on, Book, use the harlem hangover. Anything by Torrie Wilson: self-explanatory.

The Patriot: In the emotional moment of Mel Gibson reuniting with his youngest daughter, her pig tails go from behind her shoulders to in front at random. Die Hard: When Bruce Willis kills the first terrorist by tackling him down a flight of stairs, Bruce's stunt double has substantially more hair. Also, when Willis is on top of the building with the helicopter sniper "shooting" at him, you can clearly see the capsules that make the bullet effect as Bruce is running. Reservoir Dogs: When Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi) is running from the police, the background of stores repeats itself.

17. During a tag match, a face will usually force a heel backwards so the face can make the hot tag. Unfortunately, the other heel will distract the ref, who must quickly intervene and force the fresh face back to his corner. 18. Everything is made of "steel"

And then you can scream "It's a free country!" and stick your tongue out. And they'd tell you: "Yeah, well it's not a free event, so fuck off." Seriously, though, I believe when you buy a ticket to any event, you have to abide by the host's rules. Sometimes it's in the really small writing on the back of your ticket.

What exactly do they base these lists on? Benoit is left off for Torrie, Sable, and Bradshaw? What about Trish, Lita, Orton taking a spot from Jericho on Raw?

Well, that's my luck for ya. Peyton finally wins the big one, Dungy wins the big one, and the Broncos take a big one right up the ass. I hate Denver. Oh well, go all the way Fazzle. I want to be knocked out by the SB champs.

I don't like the Titans chances going up against a well prepared and rested Pats team. The last time they went to Foxboro, it was September/early October. The weather will be much colder in January which won't do McNair's or George's injuries any favors. The Ravens D held the Tennessee to 20, so a veteran NE defense could keep around 10-13. On the other hand, I think the Titans can gash the Chiefs D for quite a few points, but I don't think they can outscore them. Arrowhead Stadium can do weird things to teams, though.

Come on Denver! I'm not even going to bother trying to figure out the score tie-breakers, but I hope they work out.