Lil' Bitch

I'd still hit it.

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A free small McFlurry, that's about it.

yeah, it was pretty funny because he was acting all totally nice, everytime he would cut a promo / vignette, he would be in white clothes sometimes with this bright light and church music playing talking about how HE was coming back (obviously refering to Jesus), but it turned out he was talking about Goldust. Too bad his time as himself was just him jobbing on Jakked.

Its nice to see Benoit / Booker feuding again like they did back in 98 only with Sharmell taking Stevie's place. Sounds like HHH is behind all this again!

Yeah, but she's still hot. Even when she's not wearing make-up! IMO

Last time I checked, sitting down during the pledge was not a crime. Although it being disrespectful and probably pissing off people, you're certainly allowed to do it.

You need almost all the Sonic games especially part 2, Knuckles, and Spinball. Saturday Night Slam Masters and motherfucking Alter Beast!

Red and yellow forever, brother!

Quick question then supposing this is the start of the retirement of Taker: who should be Undertaker's final WM opponent so that he can have the last best WM match in his career: Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit?

Unless they want to put together an extensive compilation of everything he did from September 2002 to WM 21 showcasing that he's the undispusted greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time!

I don't see how they're going to do more ECW programs if they keep fucking over / pissing off ECW talent (Dudleyz).

Too bad Heyman isn't in charge otherwise Hardy would get his push back.

That fucking Milkshake song!

I'll vote most likely to happen. Edit: Oh by the way, according to WWE.com, looks like Stone Cold will making an appearance tonight. Its 1999 all over again!

LOL, I was refering to WM 2000 though since going by technicality he was wrestling as himself and not Cactus Jack. LOL, WTF?

Well, its that time again for the Undertaker finally retires rumor to start.

Compiled by Amy C. Fleitas Bankrate.com Telemarketers are the ones we love to hate. Not only are their calls unsolicited and annoying, but they seem to come just as you are sitting down to eat or hopping into the shower. What do you do? Hang up on the caller or politely decline to listen? Get mad? Some people have made an art of playing with the telemarketers and getting a few chuckles along the way. We asked you to send in your clever responses to telemarketers' calls. Here are the best of the pranks. Speak to the little lady of the house We have a 5-year-old daughter who loves to talk. If I answer the phone and discover a telemarketer on the other end, I just quietly hand the phone to our daughter ... and let the fun begin! Give them the man of the house When they ask for the man of the house, I ask them to hold; then I put my 2-year-old son on the phone. Have I got a deal for you Interrupt the telemarketer's sales pitch and ask them if they would like to buy something from you (could be anything that you're selling). That will usually get them to end the call. I do Ask the telemarketer to marry you. Seriously, this will probably shock them and they won't know what to say. You have reached my voicemail Say: "Hello." (Wait on them to start talking.) "I'm sorry we can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. Beep." Funny you called "You know, I was just thinking about (doing, buying) just that very same thing. So, I said to myself, 'Self, why don't you just (do, buy) it and get over it.' To my amazement, self replied with a loud, 'GO FOR IT!'" (Keep talking to take control of the conversation, never letting the telemarketer speak so he or she can't actually try to sell you anything.) "Well, me and myself will discuss it more and we'll get back to you." From a country song "I'd love to, but my wife just left me, she cut the tires on my truck, I had to bury my dog, and I only have half a Bud Light bottle left. I'm not worried about the rest, but if you start selling beer, give me a call." Have you planned for the future? When I see "out of area" on the caller ID, I answer the phone with the name of a made-up insurance company. Then I try to sell the person life insurance. I'll ask questions like, "What if something happened to you?" or "Are you sure your final needs can be met?" Usually, they end up hanging up on me. Reply in gibberish Answer the phone in a pretend foreign language. She's not * here I have told people that the person they were asking for was hideously mangled in a train wreck. If they ask for my wife, I sometimes say that she recently left me, then tell the caller she sounds cute and ask her out. And you are? I'd love to hear more about why you are calling me, but I'm in the middle of dinner right now. Why don't you give me your home number so I can call and irritate you in the middle of your meal? Keep talking Rather than find creative ways in which to hang up on telemarketers, I decided many years ago that I could provide a public service by keeping them on the phone for as long as possible. The longer they spend with me, the less time they have to call other people. Often, they'll hang up on me before I can hang up on them! What did I win? Sometimes I'll act as if the sales call is one to inform me that I've won a prize. I'll exclaim, "I've never won anything in my life!" Then I'll ask for details on when and how my prize will be sent to me. And no matter how many times it's explained to me, I will never quite understand that I've won nothing and instead am being asked to buy something. I'm already connected If I'm being offered a loan or mortgage refinance, I'll ask if it can "fly under the radar," because I have a large loan at a very high interest rate from "family" who would become very upset if I obtained loans elsewhere. I'll suggest that we meet somewhere discreet to discuss details. Ever hear of women's lib? My wife is especially perturbed when they ask for the "Man of the House." So she then starts talking in hushed tones and saying, "Oh, no sir. The Master isn't here. He keeps me locked down here in the basement when he goes out, so I can't check for him now." Phone flirting I am big on the phone flirting. Use your best Joey voice from "Friends": "How you doin?" or, "You sound really attractive. Do you call here often?" How long do you have? Say: "Sorry to interrupt you. I really want to talk to you, but can you hold on for a few minutes? I just need to finish up the call from the last telemarketer. He called me about an hour ago." What's it worth? "Now before I listen to your pitch, there are a few things we need to cover. My minimum rate for listening is $35 an hour. Of course, I can offer you upgrades that give you additional benefits, as well as a greater chance that I may buy what you are selling. The deluxe package is $55 per hour and offers a 2 percent chance of purchase, and the super-deluxe package is $75 per hour, and offers a 3 percent chance of purchase. Now before we get to that, I will need you to send in an application as well as a minimal application fee of $55. You will also need to include with your payment a $35 payment for a credit report. Once your credit has been approved, I will be able to accept your non-refundable good-faith security deposit, which I require, of $100. After closing, and you have paid my standard closing costs of $250, we will then be able to proceed with your sales pitch. Can I sign you up?" Call the cult "Sorry I can't talk, I am about to cut off my tongue to achieve ultimate power." It's good enough for Cuba I always get them to scream, "Show me the money!" like in "Jerry Maguire."

Well, props to Mick for holding out for 4 years before a brief comeback.

I remember making a thread about this last year: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=51208&hl= ^ If you want to see old comments about it. Funny how all my favorite matches were the ones with the young WCW talent losing. Starrcade 95 is still one of my favorite WCW PPVS ever.

It also doesn't help that Hogan never put Sting over properly in any of their bouts which is why I'm such a huge mark for the Fall Brawl '99 finish and seeing Sting crack the baseball bat over Hogan with everybody in the crowd going nuts for it!

Thanks Papacita!

Alexis > Melina

Anybody know where I can find a transcript of this? It sounds really interesting to read. You know being there live in front row seeing it take place, it gave us a lot of goosebumps because we thought HHH was going to steal another win! I was really surprised Dave won and still am. Gotta love him stabbing himself over the Deacon gimmick. And amen to Dave about speaking the truth about Christian and JBL! I really hope Brock comes back after he's done with his stint in Japan! Am I the only one on here who wants to see this happen?!!