Lil' Bitch

*flips a coin Six months I give him! Anyway, that's too bad he didn't make it, at least he tried and gave it his all. That's the important part.

What a waste of time and effort. Poor Coloradians especially.

Yup, JBL is still the worst champ ever. I'd rather sit through another Hogan / Nash title reign than fucking Bradshaw any day of the week.

- We don't even get to see the 3rd Booker / Cena match because it was taped overseas and they only show the finish. - Eddie continues to get buried. - Undertaker isn't even on the show. Yup, another Smackdown, another miss by me.

Yup, scam.

Mr. McGreevey, the State Ethics Comission has met its decision and they find you... Your honor, one last thing I'd like to present to the jury before the verdict is rendered. You may proceed, Mr. OR-ton. *Randy pulls out a pictoral chart Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is Chewbecca. He is a Wookie... who lives on the planet Endor... filled with Ewoks. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! *the jury takes a few minutes to deliberate in private before coming back Mr. McGreevey, the State Ethics Comission has met its decision and they find you innocent of all corruption charges. YES! Bless you, Randy. I dunno what the world would be without you. Not a problem. Sense and sensibility prevail once again! Believe in Ortonism and miracles tend to happen. I taught him well.

The more important question is what's the point?

^ Unforgiven

Rebuttal: Thankfully the shit on RAW rolled downhill AFTER Benoit dropped the title.

There is only one man who can save America and his name is... Ralph Nader

Diva Segment Can Be Downloaded Here From NODQ.com

1998 1994 1997 2000 2002 in that order.

I fixed it.

Its that double edge sword again, you don't want Jeff Hardy to be world champion, but you don't want JJ to be the champ anymore.

I'd figure Joy would get signed. I mean she has big jugs, she could be the next Trish. Trish wouldn't have got where she is had it not been for her big jugs.

Rodney Mack > Mark Henry

Rene Dupree. I mean they split up La Resistance yet Rene still uses the LR theme. How dumb. He should use the Cafe De Rene theme with the accordian, at least it had a French feel to it.

Theme songs are important, IMO. Because of "Price To Play" for example, I'll always remember how great of a PPV Vengeance was minus the McMahon matches.

I had fun chanting Cuellero (sp?) [Asshole] at Bradshaw in El Paso back in May. And if a chant starts for a face wrestler I don't like (Holly, Goldberg, Eugene), I'll yell "SUCKS!" as loud as possible in between.

Clubs: The Beach (on its own over at Paradise and Convention Center Dr.) Like $10 to get in, opens from 10:00 PM to 4:00 AM, they're not realyl anal on dress code, and forgot what night it is, but ladies get in and drink for free. Its a mix of 60 - 80s music, techno, and R&B depending on what night you go in. These places are like $20 to get in and they'll pretty much allow any kind of dress for women: The Luxor has RA, not too bad of a place. It was a mix of old school rock, pop, and techno when I went. Treasure Island has Tangerine. New York, New York has Coyote Ugly. Caesar's Palace has OPM. The Barbary Coast has Drayes. The Rio has Club Rio. The MGM has Studio 54. The Bellagio has Light. The Mandalay Bay has The Rum Jungle. There's Club Ice, its on its own on Harmon and Koval. Its an R&B place, and I think its techno / dance on Tuesday and Saturdays. I can't really comment on where to go as it really depends on your taste on how you like your environments, but I did enjoy the Beach and Ice a lot. Just be careful when you go to clubs, people will come to every ten minute trying to get a hook-up mostly just for the one night stand. Bring a buddy also in case you get too much alcohol and can't think properly.

At Wrestlemania IV, the crowd was basically all for Demolition as Strike Force got no love. Lex Luger, the face, got the fuck booed out of him against Savage at Superbrawl VIII.

^ Exactly, Carmella doesn't even give a damn about the company so why the fuck should they reward her?

I didn't see the show, did any of this get beeped out at all?

What's Orton's new theme if its licensed?

God damn it! Why can't Christy get fucking eliminated already?!!