Lil' Bitch

Sara was pregnant (I forgot how many months she was, but she was getting close to giving birth). and Heyman was harassing her in the back so Undertaker comes from the ring and starts to beat up Heyman, but Brock whacks him with a chair, knocking him down. Then Brock backs Sara into a wall and puts his hand on her stomach where her kid is inside and says "Life's a bitch!" and then does the "fake out" gesture to scare her.

Hollywood of course. And i'm probably the only guy on the board that liked Rocky when he was The Blue Chipper.

107) Breaking up The Nitro Girls

Hard to say as I like both, but the music editing on Benoit's DVD is fucking annoying.

Last I heard they split.

*random flashbacks appears Remember Randy, you Da Man! Don't let anybody tell you otherwise! You're Randy Orton! You can do anything! WOO! Don't come to me looking for answers! You're on your own, kid! ROAR! Dude, remember, if some crazy old man comes to you asking what your favorite color is, the answer is BLUE! To be the best, you must be the strongest! Leave no challenge open! Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your company. Who cares what the old man wants to know? Just open a can of whoopass on him already! Can Randy Orton answer the third question? Will Randy become the World Heavyweight Champion Vince McMahon always wanted by crossing the Bridge of Death or fail and be sent back to Smackdown? Is Randy's favorite color really blue? All this and more on the next exciting episode of sensible Randy Orton!!!

What is your name? My name is Randall OR-ton! What is your quest? To be the greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time! What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ... *Randy thinks to himself. "Oh shit! I don't know the answer! Maybe if I think back a little bit, maybe I'll remember!"

*Randy walks around backstage and eavesdrops on a conversation with Vince and company through a door slightly open. You know, I'm glad I made the right decision in making Randy the World Heavyweight Champion, but he can never be the true champion I always wanted to have until he crosses the BRRRRRRRidge of DEEEEEEEath, guarded by the Old Man from Scene 24! The Bridge of Death huh? I can do that! I'm Randy OR-ton! I can do anything! *After the show, Randy takes a walk and winds up at the Bridge of Death. Look! There it is! The Bridge of Death! *appears out of nowhere That must be the old man from Scene 24! I am the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He who answers three questions may cross in safety. What if I get a question wrong? Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril...known as Smackdown. *thinks to himself. "Smackdown?!! There's no way in Hell I'm going back to that place." Uh...Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid!

A friend e-mailed me this and since this is the folder for hot political debates, I might as well post it. Worst president in history? Liberals claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war. They complain about his prosecution of it. One liberal recently claimed Bush was the worst president in U.S. history. Let's clear up one point: President Bush didn't start the war on terror. Try to remember, it was started by terrorists BEFORE 9/11. Let's look at the worst president and mismanagement claims. FDR led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us: Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,333 per year. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions. Over 2,900 lives lost on 9/11. In the two years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Lybia, Iran and North Korea without firing a shot, captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. We lost 600 soldiers, an average of 300 a year. Bush did all this abroad while not allowing another terrorist attack at home. Worst president in history? Come on! The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking, but... It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51 day operation. We've been looking for evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick. It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!! (This article appeared in the Durham, NC local paper as a letter to the editor. Perhaps this will put things in perspective:)

^ Savio Vega Vs. Justin Bradshaw in a "Caribbean strap" match. Jose Lothario Vs. Jim Cornette. Mark Henry Vs. Jerry Lawler The Undertaker Vs. Goldust in a "final curtain" match.

God damn, the luckiest criminal alive?!!

Protestors are fucking idiots. Standing out there with their stupid little signs in the heat / cold thinking they're actually making a difference just by doing it just because apparantly they don't have a life. Its sad and funny to see happen at the time.

Eat McDonalds for 30 days, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That's an interesting idea. Fantasy warfare can become a reality...almost. What a bunch of horseshit. If I saw Chris Jericho and he looked like he had just woken up, I'm not gonna go, "OMG he looks horrible, there's no way I'm going to attend the show tonight now!!!" Fuck management.

Interesting least to say.

1.) What was the real reason for HBK's absence following WM 11 when he was attacked by Sid? 2.) Why was Sid taken out of the Final Four main event?

Maybe Edge will forfeit the IC title ala Shawn Michaels at IYH and Jericho and Batista will have a match over it tomorrow night. Supposedly it was to work a program against HHH, but it never happened.

Fuck you, Inc. You don't like my posts then stop making stupid ass threads, idiot. Edit: Probably, Thumbtack.

I REALLY hope Christy is gone next week. Then there will be balance to Diva search.

Which Cure video was it where the two chicks get into a catfight at the end with the main singer guy watching?

Thanks for the link.

I guess a face's small package is the counter for a heel's roll-up / school boy.

No, that's Christy, everyone's favorite crackhead Diva. Screw you guys, I'm going for Joy! I hope she wins.

The Rock knocking Stone Cold off the bridge.

FUCK! I wanted to see it.