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  1. Lil' Bitch

    Dawn Of The Dead '04

    That's going against tradition though. Zombie are always supposed to be slow. That is their weakness, but the advantage is that they are stronger. If you want to go against that and make them fast, you might as well say vampires don't need to drink blood to live.
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    Friday The 13th series...

    Jason was born in 1946. He "drowned" in 1957. F13 Part 2 takes place in 1982. Jason is 36 years old at the time of that movie. The legend goes that he drowned, but his body was never recovered which would hint that he did infact survive the drowning. I disagree. I always found the concept of a copycat killer of the original killer to be the replacement for the next sequel to be quite lame. I'm glad they changed their minds about it and made that part of the movie another dream sequence. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Jason's body is taken to the Wessex County Morgue, from which he escapes. After returning to Crystal Lake and killing several people, Jason is killed by 12 year-old Tommy Jarvis. This unbalances Tommy, who spends the next four years in mental institutions. Jason's body is buried in secret at Eternal Peace Cemetery. (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter </films/friday4.html>) 1985 In an attempt to disassociate itself from Jason Voorhees, Crystal Lake changes its name to Forest Green. 1987 Tommy, now 15, is moved from an institution to a halfway house for troubled teenagers. The son of ambulance attendant Roy Burns is killed by one of the kids and Roy, masquerading as Jason, methodically kills the others. Tommy is forced to kill Roy, further affecting his mental state. Tommy attacks Pam, one of the survivors, but is subdued and returned to an institution. (Friday the 13th Part V </films/friday5.html>) 1988 May 12-13 (Friday) - Tommy, now 16, is released from the mental institution. When he digs up Jason's grave, intending to cremate him, Jason is reanimated by a bolt of lightning. Jason kills his way toward Camp Forest Green, which is once again attempting to open its doors to campers. Tommy drowns Jason in Lake Forest Green (Crystal Lake) and I would assume he rode off into the sunset with his girlfriend satisfied that he thought he ended the terror.
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    Dawn Of The Dead '04

    Fast zombies is a stupid idea.
  4. Lil' Bitch

    Aliens vs Predator

    I thought the F Vs. J posters were done well.
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    Three confirmed No Way Out matches

    ^ I'm not complaning about it though.
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    The sick moments

    HHH nearly killing a jobber with a botched Pedigree Hennig slamming the cage door on Flair's head at War Games Owen's Piledriver on Austin Vince's tablespot at St. Valentines Day Massacre Undertaker's bladejob at No Mercy Brock's Botched SSP Vince's hardway at Vengeance Benoit's fall onto the chair at No Mercy
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    Who Needs To Stop Posting?

    *reads the title thread Who cares?
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    Three confirmed No Way Out matches

    I look forward to No Way Out.
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    No Way out main event annouced!

    Well, I checked out the new SD magazine today (It has Rey Mysterio on the cover) and low and behold: Eddie is on the NWO promo poster.
  10. I laugh at Armageddon's failure.
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    Tentative WM XX matches

    Okay, WM XX would be awesome if they stick to this card then.
  12. Lil' Bitch

    411: Meltzer confirms Benoit/Raw rumor

    This plan is so fucking shitty,
  13. Lil' Bitch

    Triple H talks about his movie career

    What a God damn hyprocrite HHH is.
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    When was the last time...

    The Rumble's been predictable since 96 although 97 and 99 were surprises.
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    Freddy VS Jason

    The fight alone was worth the price of admission at the theatre.
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    Friday The 13th series...

    Thanks, I knew it was either in 6 or 7.
  17. Mysterio...Noble...goodies
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    Royal Rumble Neat Facts

    How long did Luke last?
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    Royal Rumble Neat Facts

    ^ I'd go with Bushwhacker Luke for the shortest.
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    What are your predictions for 2004?

    I can still dream of Rico winning the IC title...
  21. Lil' Bitch

    Smackdown spoilers

    I guessed it right. I can't wait to hear what number one is.
  22. Lil' Bitch

    Friday The 13th series...

    Best in the Series: I really liked Part 1, 2, and 9. 6 would be my favorite. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Okay, yeah, I didn't like the fact that Jason wasn't in his normal form for most of the movie and I didn't like the sister coming out of nowhere deal either, but if you just look at the story, it all made sense, so I'm kinda glad it went the way it did. And it wasn't just any "knife", it was the same mystical knife from The Evil Dead. I agree since in Part 5 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It wasn't even Jason, it was just a fucking copycat thinking he was Jason and in Part 8 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): They don't get to Manhattan until like the last 10-15 minutes of the movie which most takes place in the damn sewers. Most of the movie and killings happen on a fucking boat that's on its way to Manhattan. I didn't like Jason's ability to "teleport" either. I won't include Jason X since it really wasn't meant to be taken seriously in the series in the first place. With that kind of "plot"? I mean, COME ON. I liked most of the deaths in the movie and its such a great film to have a good time with friends who watch it with you. Favorite Kill: Part 3 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): machete to the crotch of the guy who liked to walk on his hands. Favorite Weapon: The weird buzz saw weedwhacker thingy from Part 6(?). Dumbest Finish: Part 3 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): An axe to the side of his forehead "killed" him after a fucking rope hanging him from the second floor of a barn didn't kill him? Now THAT is lame!
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    Freddy VS Jason

    Besides Freddy should have expected to get his ass kicked since Spoiler (Highlight to Read): he tried to be slick by having Jason do his dirty work for him by manipulating Jason to think that it was really his mom telling to him do that stuff. So in this sense, Freddy was the bully. It reminded me of Stone Cold / The Rock, WM 17. One of those "who really is the best" battles.
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    What are your predictions for 2004?

    Hoping the split will still be in effect and that Goldberg will leave the WWE (hopefully for good).
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    WWE News: Randy Orton, Edge, Spanky, More

    Please keep him on Smackdown!
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