Lil' Bitch

Fuck off.

Wait, so all this time The One was really just a program and not the destined prophecy we've come to believe since 1999? Man, what the fuck...

^ I was used to the sheriff being the hero in these types of movies. Especially after Dennis Hopper's awesome potrayal of the role in part 2, but... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I had no clue R. Lee was in on it the whole time until I saw that he was driving the stoner guy back to the house. I was like damn, talk about a swerve. That one surprised me.

*quickly points out the fact that Hagara just happened to be wearing a bullet proof mask

Austin / Undertaker SS 98 > Austin / Undertaker Fully Loaded 99

Nevermind.

TOP 5 STORIES OF THE WEEK: Damn, I want to see this as it happens. Wait, so we can bring cameras / camcorders into arenas now for house shows?

Styles-face / JJ-heel > Styles-heel / JJ-face

Do I really have to answer that? Think about it...Shane McMahon...hmm...

Thanks for doing it, Bored. Keep up the good work.

So let me get this straight, YOU want ANGLE to stop being entertaining FROM NOW ON this very moment for 24/7? Ha!

Main eventing is main eventing. Many workers can only dream of ever doing that.

That's only because Goldberg's contract specifically stated that he gets a world title win + reign. I bet you anything if you were to go up to casual marks on the street, a majority of them would take RVD over Goldberg.

He's been a doofus since he started cutting promos from day one, but he can be serious if he wants to.

Yet, he headlined PPVs from No Mercy 2000 to No Way Out from 2001. Main evented Invasion to Survivor Series 2001. Main evented Vengeance 2002, Armageddon 2002 all the way to WM XIX (with the exception of No Way Out) Main evented Vengeance and SummerSlam this year. And countless RAW and SD episodes. Hmm... (Alright so he co-main evented SSeries 2000 and SS 01, technicality bitches)

Explain Austin and The Rock being involved in comedy segments over the years then.

Benoit and Gurrero standing around having a conversation about toast > Raw house shows > televised RAWs I can believe that as Val Venis and Test had a very good match at the house show I went to back in June (Test did his fake injury angle here, but still lost the match). I mind you the main event of HHH / Nash followed this...

Shane was the one that injured Shane again!

Sunny > Stephanie

"If criminals weren't so dumb, our jails wouldn't be full of them." - Quote from ADC

*reads the story This brings back another moment in my life. You see, back in high school one time, my physics teacher got socked while trying to break up a fight in class. And no, her name wasn't Mrs. Hamlin.

^ No idea, but I believe it

Robert De Niro whacking his own goon off with the baseball bat swing in The Untouchables Ian McDiarmid - Star Wars Episode VI Owen Wilson - Anaconda Owen Wilson - Armageddon Owen Wilson - The Haunting Leonardo Dicaprio - The Quick And The Dead Leonardo Dicaprio - Romeo + Juliet Leonardo Dicaprio - Titanic Jet Li - Leathal Weapon 4 Carolyn Fry - Pitch Black (Didn't see that coming) Michael Myers - H20 Harrison Ford - What Lies Beneath Kelly Rowland - Freddy Vs. Jason

Maven Carrison is close behind followed by Randy Orton.