Lil' Bitch

In a strange, yet somehow, not surprising story, the Torch Newsletter reports that Stephanie McMahon was personally responsible for recently telling writers to cut the "Stevie Night Heat" angle from Heat. She apparently had no idea it was going on until very recently (and wanted away with it immediately), something that definitely did not help the morale of "Heat wrestlers", who now know that one of the decision-makers in the company doesn't even watch the program regularly. Cred: PWTorch

Ric Flair didn't bang his boss's daughter

Damn, if I ever Kurt at K-Mart...

So I take it Ultimo is stuck in the tags now?

That was a nice surprise to see him. I sure as hell marked out. I hope they sign Crowbar, I missed the guy.

The music Crowbar came out to is what they were using for Mortis's theme.

CROWBAR!!!!

Rico and Spike went 15 minutes altogether?!! You'll never see that happen on RAW or even Heat. Anyway, about Shane, I find that news most displeasing.

HHH will always be a jealous bitch because he uses politics to bury somebody who gets more over than he does. HHH is a spotlight hugger. Fuck him.

Hollywood can keep him forever.

If it wasn't for Jericho, RVD, and Victoria, I wouldn't watch RAW at all.

HHH will always be a jealous bitch.

Bring back Eagan, I want themes damn it!

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He sucks in the ring, can't cut a promo to save his life, only got over in the first place because he was given squash match after squash match. He also doesn't give a shit about the business and thinks IT owes HIM, hence his unreasonable demands for salary and creative control--in that sense he's a product of the Hogan/Nash run WCW locker room. Plus, Goldberg getting paid huge to suck ass week after week hurts morale even more. He's also fucked up booking constantly with his bitching, like the Insurrextion PPV needed to be booked and rebooked because of him. He retired Bret. He buys into his hype so much that he can't stand being a heel or even being booed. He' a no talent, hypocritical, washed up and arrogant has been. But we've already established that no one gives a shit. No one ordered Backlash, and in his first two PPV matches, he got his ass booed and the other guy got cheered. He's a living example of why WCW is dead. Fuck Goldberg.

^ Yup

For those that can't wait: - Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Charlie "dies" on the FIRST page, Bison kills him obviously 2 months later, Guile has Charlie's dog tags since that's all the Recon team was able to retrieve. No body was found so Guile refuses to accept Charlie's death. Forget the classic SF II story of Guile and Charlie getting captured in the Cambodian jungle by Shadaloo, it was a solo mission for Charlie, doesn't say where he was captured either )I'm guessing somewhere in Thailand) Ken invites Ryu to San Francisco ala SF II V, except Ken has his own place and he's living with Eliza. Ken has short blonde hair, Ryu has his red headband on. Ken playfights with Ryu for a bit before being informed that Master Gouken is dead. Someone murdered him. Guile is informed that Shadaloo is after Ryu for some reason, but goes down to Chinatown (Guile also happens to be San Francisco) because Shadaloo agents have been spotted and causing havoc. Ken and Eliza take Ryu out to eat at a restaurant. A backshot of Cammy, in her Shadaloo get-up, is seen on the roof of another building looking at it. Ryu is still bummed about Gouken's death and doesn't eat. Ken wants to know what happened. Ryu says he was training outside when he heard a cry from the dojo. He ran inside, but it was too late. A shot of Gouken's bloody body is shown. Behind on Gouken on the wall, smeared in blood, was the kanji TEN (Gee, I wonder who did it...) Ryu doesn't know who killed Gouken, but wants revenge and needs Ken's help. Before they can continue, Birdie steps into the restaurant with some other thugs and wants to collect protection money from the owner. Birdie says he works for Shadaloo. The owner refuses to pay so Birdie starts beating him up. Ryu stops him, but before they can fight, Guile comes in with some cops to arrest Birdie and co. Ken tells Ryu its time to go since the authorities have arrived, but then Birdie refuses to go down and attacks Guile. He doesn't lay a hand on Guile. Birdie then gets knocked the fuck out after he tries to pounce on Guile, but receives a Flash Kick instead. Guile has them arrested. One of the extras, a street thug, refuses to give up and tries to get away before Chun-Li whoops his ass in the back of the restaurant alley. She says "so you work for Shadaloo"... And that is the end of the story. In the back it has an extra, its the very end of SF I, which happened 2 years ago before the start of the comic. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Ryu fights Sagat in the tournament finals in a warehouse-like place with people watching them (very similar to that one Tekken 4 stage). Sagat insults Ryu by calling him a weak fighter. Ryu gets pushed back by a Tiger Shot. Sagat tries to finish the fight early by going for the Tiger Knee, but receives the classic Shoryuken of death instead! Ryu doesn't seem happy and questions the feeling he had when he did the Shoryuken (*coughEvilIntent*cough*). As he's walking away, Bison appears out of the shadows and tells Ryu that he has potential and not to waste it. Bison also tells him they will meet again. In Issue 2, it will be a Triple Main Event: - Spoiler (Highlight to Read): E. Honda Vs. Vega - Ken Vs. Ryu - FINALLY Chun-Li Vs. Cammy

Dub I Dub, Dynamite Rave, I Believe In Miracles, If You Were Here, My Fire, and Stomp To My Beat are my all time favorite DDR songs.

I went there, you gotta love these hate suggestions:

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Being locked in a shithole on purpose? Yeah, I'd sue.

Well, the Rock did do the Eyebrow in the SK.

I liked the Scorpion King better for some reason, but the Rundown was VERY entertaining and shouldn't get ripped apart by movie smarks

Lets not judge until Sunday night please

^ Being realistic though...