Lil' Bitch

"I heard the Godwinns were at the mall and the power went out so they got stuck on the escalator for 2 hours." - Jerry Lawler

Swiss cheese > American cheese

A yellow bird with a yellow bill was perched upon my window sill. So I lured him in with a piece of bread and then I crushed his fucking head. The moral of the story is you want some head, you need some bread.

Didn't he play...nevermind

Please don't

I hated Pearl Harbor, but I liked Changing Lanes.

What about Howard The Duck?

Matt Damon, he can act better

The Mighty Ducks?

Dear God at the thought of Matt Damon making the Broadway version of the Horse Whisperer...

California

Robin Williams curses! Talk about shocking...

The Talented Mr. Ripley > Good Will Hunting

The movie about the janitor that writes on the mirror...

John Tesh > Michael Bolton

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Some of the greatest battles are fought from within...

What did I ever do to you?

Well, fuck you too!

Um...she's hot?

What The Hurricane lacks is a supervillain to feud with in WWE. This guy would fit the role well... I'd certainly mark out. At least he had a fitting entrance once.

^ Yeah, for about two seconds, holding one of the WWF Tag Team Title with Yokozuna in the background. Owen was doing his classic "I can't help it" pose.

Let's see: 11 months of overexposure of him. He's injured at the moment and shouldn't even be trying to tough this one out. SummerSlam just has that "Its that time to lose the title" vibe. There's five other wrestlers in there with him all wanting to win the title. HBK and Y2J are the only good workers in this mach. And for HHH to STILL come out on top at the end? God, I'll be pissed if that happens. If Brock turns heel and defeats Angle at SS, I'm expecting a face to win the 2nd EC. Remembers Vince McMahon once saying, "You want shocking? You'll get shocking!" In Nash's defense, Judgment Day did draw better than Backlash. As much as a Jericholic that I am, I'll admit that Jericho's biggest win this year so far on a PPV was getting a win over fucking Jeff Hardy.

RVD punches better than Shane.

Speaking of Angle, when was the last time he did the moonsault and any reason he stopped doing it? I think he did great moonsaults.