Lil' Bitch

What is Vince talking about with the backstabbing thing? Holy shit, who didn't see that coming? Before, I would have none of McMahon Vs. Lesnar at all. But now that is going to be on SD instead of SS with it taking place inside a steel cage, I'm all for Lesnar / McMahon now.

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I do, get on AIM

He lost to a HALF Boston Crab?!! WTF So you mean to tell me Bret has lost to Sting? I thought Sting never beat him. (WWC from 99 to 2001 is all fuzzy to me). SHIT, how could I forget?

Watch Goldberg beat Flair using only THREE moves like any other Goldberg match you'd expect to see. *Sigh*

American and British troops from the American Revolution are about to fire their guns off at each other in a field and then just drop them and beat the crap out of each other in the ring (that's in the middle of the field). Kurt Angle is watching through a telescope. "You call that a Rumble? Pff." At the end of the commercial, Angle has two "British" soldiers in headlocks. "No wonder you lost the freaking war!" Anyway, I like comedic WWE commercial most of the time. NOT ALL WWE commercials HAVE to be serious you know.

Scott Steiner was actually a good / decent singles wrestler and World Heavyweight Champion before the ring rust and injuries got to him. When I first heard about the groin injury, I thought Goldberg had mule kicked HHH in the crotch...

The Mistress of Ass Kicking is back! I just got back from watching this movie and I didn't think it was that bad. Of course, it wasn't as "good" as the first one (I felt it didn't have enough action), but still. You would honestly rather watch Seabiscuit or Spy Kids 3 instead? What's wrong with you people? Yeah, I was little nitpicky about stuff in the movie like things were just a little too convinient how people were saved or how people showed up at just the right time. I'm glad they still had her butler and the computer guy, who are played by the same actors from the first movie. I would like to point out that she said that the Cradle of Life was "a weapon more powerful than you can ever imagine" Isn't that what she said about the Time Triangle from part 1? By the way, we got the lame copyright crap trailer, but we didn't get The Rundown trailer. I liked part 1 better, but the sequel isn't as god awful as everyone else makes it seem to be. By the way, why do they call it the Cradle of Life if it kills people? Look for Tomb Raider III to come out in 2005 The original Tomb Raider

Oops, nevermind about Hogan, he lost twice by tapping. I forgot he lost to Luger on that one match on Nitro (and the title too, right?) by giving up.

Its rare about certain top wrestling superstars, when you think about it, when it comes down to losing matches by submission by actually tapping out. Despite how "painful" it might be to be in that movie, it would only hurt more if you gave up by tapping. Big name people prefer to lose by "passing out" anyway. I'm very sure I might be wrong about what I type below this, but if you can correct me that would appreciative since most of my wrestling memory is glitchy. Kevin Nash being either Diesel or Nash has never lost a match through submission by tapping out. He did lose a match to Scott Steiner at WCW Superbrawl Revenge through submission, but he "passed out" instead. These people below lost by tapping out. HBK, as far as I know, has only lost twice in his singles careers through submissions by actually tapping out to Bret Hart and Chris Jericho. Bret Hart has lost once to tapping out to Lex Luger on Nitro for the US title in 1998. I think that was his only tapping out loss. The Rock only lost once by tapping out to Ken Shamrock at KOTR 98. Yeah, I know he lost to Ken by the Ankle Lock at RR and WM, but those decisions got reversed so they don't count, right? Stone Cold Steve Austin only lost once by tapping to Kurt Angle at Unforgiven. and Hulk Hogan has only lost once by tapping to Kurt Angle at the last KOTR. EDIT: I don't think Nash ever lost a match by tapping out. The match with Steiner was a pass out.

3 Hours. 8 Card Slots. One's taken courtesy of HHH / Goldberg. That's one for RAW. RAW has 3 left while SD has their four. Too many people and feuds and not enough time or space for all this to happen one night so some will just be regulated on RAW / SD broadcasts which means many Superstars will miss on WWE's 2nd biggest PPV of the year. MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN: RAW side: Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels Kane vs. either RVD / Shane / or the Undertaker (according to recent reports) Dudleyz Vs. La Resistance for the World Tag Titles Smackdown side: Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship Guerrero vs. ? for the US Title Benoit Vs. Rhyno Mysterio Vs. Kidman for the Cruiserweight Title Teaser Matches: Booker T Vs. ? for the Intercontinental Championship Undertaker Vs. John Cena Part III TWGTT Vs. APA for the WWE Tag Team Championship So basically, we're looking at a SummerSlam with NO Booker, Jericho, the Undertaker, or RVD since Shane has a better chance of making it to PPV!

***So....where is this pic from?*** Happened on the last SD before Vengeance. As you can tell, this took place "after the cameras went off air"

Oh, my bad, I didn't see what you meant by that the first time = P

Jericho IS that good and shouldn't be feuding with aging assclown, Kevin Trash. ***Big Show is as yet unaccounted for.*** Let's hope it stays that way...

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I was happy that Vince won though.

Bonus Match = SummerSlam 2003 DVD extra

***It couldn't be any worse than McMahon Vs. Gowan *** Vince did a sick bladejob / hardway and he won the match so I was happy along with all the other Zack haters on here.

I still see a World Champion Vs. World Champion in Title For Title / Winner Take All / Unification Match at WM XX.

Worst thing I can see happening on Smackdown's side for SS would definitely be an APA / TWGTT match. Not even the talents of Benjamin and Haas can make APA look good.

The ONLY good things about tonight's RAW were Molly winning the title and Shane's return. Two craptacular tag matches along with Rico and Jericho jobbing (who also got unnecessary beaten down for FIVE minutes after the match was OVER by NASH of all people) made this arguably one of the worst RAW episodes this year. I have to admit, Coach was better tonight though.

Shane Vs. Kane? I like it.

Justin Bradshaw = The next Alan Greenspan

Some people thought it was nastiest shit they ever saw on RAW (because of the concept) and others thought it was funny as fuck (because it was a blow-up doll after all). Depends on how you looked at it.

EDIT: Thank God UPN edited this out.