Lil' Bitch

YES!

Don't mix up Orton with JBL.

I liked Bret with the pink tanktop / black pants combo the best.

Wow, that's gay. And when I say that, I mean as in really fucking homo.

Just FYI, this is a listing for the Roberts CHV if you wanna compare it to the DVD. Of course, thanks to Cawthon for the info. Jake "The Snake" Roberts #040 - Jake Roberts pinned Scott McGee with the DDT at 4:07 after Roberts held onto the ropes to avoid a roll up (4/22/86; Madison Square Garden) - Jake Roberts fought Ricky Steamboat to a no contest when Roberts attacked Steamboat before the bell and executed the DDT on the concrete floor; after the bout, Steamboat was taken from ringside on a stretcher while his wife looked on from ringside (Saturday Night's Main Event - 5/1/86; Providence, RI) - Ricky Steamboat pinned Jake Roberts at 17:21 with a roll up as Roberts attempted to revive the referee; after the bout, Roberts attacked Steamboat, hit the DDT, and draped Damien on his opponent until Ted Arcidi and Dick Slater made the save (8/9/86; Boston Garden) - The Junkyard Dog defeated Jake Roberts via count-out at 9:14 when Roberts untied the snake bag and took Damien out during a ringside brawl, allowing JYD to reenter the ring prior to the referee's 10-count (12/9/86; Phoenix, AZ; Veterans Memorial Coliseum) - Jake Roberts defeated King Kong Bundy via count-out at 9:17 when Bundy pushed Roberts back inside the ring following a ringside brawl; after the bout, Bundy missed the Avalanche in the corner with Roberts then chasing Bundy, Heenan, and Jimmy Hart - who did guest commentary for the bout - backstage with Damien (2/23/87; Madison Square Garden) - King Kong Bundy (w/ Bobby Heenan) defeated Jake Roberts via disqualification at 6:14 after Roberts kneed the referee when the ref attempted to prevent Roberts from grabbing the bag that contained Damien; after the bout, Heenan - who had been chased from ringside earlier - returned to help Bundy out of the ring after recieving the DDT (Saturday Night's Main Event - 2/21/87; Detroit, MI; Joe Louis Arena) - The Honkytonk Man (w/ Jimmy Hart) pinned Jake Roberts (w/ Alice Cooper) at 7:04 with a roll up and holding onto the ropes for leverage after Hart prevented Roberts' attempt at the DDT by grabbing his leg; after the match, Honky briefly left ringside after Roberts almost smashed the guitar over his head, breaking it against the ringpost; moments later, Roberts grabbed Hart, allowing Alice to torture Hart with Damien the snake until Hart ran backstage with Honky (WrestleMania III - 3/29/87; Pontiac Silverdome) - Kamala (w/ Kimchee) pinned Jake Roberts at 4:18 with a splash after Kimchee interfered behind the referee's back and hit a clothesline to the back of Roberts; after the match, Kimchee unmasked, revealing himself to be the Honkytonk Man (Saturday Night's Main Event - 4/28/87; South Bend, IN; Joyce Athletic & Convocation Center)

Does this include history significance too? If so, Hogan / Andre - WM 3 Savage / Dibiase - WM 4 Savage / Hogan - WM 5 Hogan / Warrior - WM 6 Sting / Flair - GAB 1990 Hogan / Undertaker - SSeries 91, TiT The 1992 Royal Rumble Savage / Flair - WM 8 Savage / Warrior - SS 92 Hart / Michaels - SSeries 92 Flair / Vader - Starrcade 93 Hart / Hart - SS 94 Hart / Nash - SSeries 95 Flair / Sting / Luger - Starrcade 95 Michaels / Nash - IYH 7 Michaels / Smith - Beware of Dog Michaels / Foley - Mind Games Hart / Undertaker - ONO, SS 97 Sting / Page - Monday Nitro, March 98 Austin / Michaels - WM XIV Austin / Foley - OTE 98 Austin / Undertaker - SS 98 Goldberg / Page - HHavoc 98 Rock / Foley - RAW January 1999, RR 99 Flair / Mysterio - Monday Nitro Spring Break 99 Austin / HHH / Foley - SS 99 Hart / Benoit - Mayhem 99 Benoit / Sid - Souled Out 2000 HHH / Foley - RR, NWO 2000 Rock / HHH - Backlash, Judgment Day, SS 2000 Rock / Angle - NM 2000, NWO 01 Austin / Rock | WM 17 Austin / Benoit - SD May 01 Austin / Angle - SS 01 Rock / Jericho - NM 01 Angle / Rock / Undertaker - Vengeance 02 Rock / Lesnar - SS 02 Lesnar / Undertaker - NM 02 Angle / Benoit - RR 03 Angle / Lesnar - WM XIX, SS 03 Angle / Lesnar / Show - Vengeance 03 Angle / Undertaker - SD in September 03 Benoit / Lesnar - SD December 03 HHH / HBK - RAW December 03 Guerrero / Lesnar - NWO 04 Angle / Guerrero | Benoit / HHH / HBK - WM XX Guerrero / Mysterio - SD 04 Guerrero / HHH - Draft Lottery RAW 04 Benoit / Kane - BB 04 Benoit / Orton - SS 04 Angle / Layfield - December 04 Cena / Layfield - JD 05 Batista / HHH - Vengeance 05 Cena / Angle / Michaels - TT 05

Given my size, a world title reign would be out of the question, however to make up for it, I'd like to have these accomplishments: - Win the IC, Tag Team, and CW titles - Having the TV Title being brought back so I can win it and have the record for longest reign - Being the 2nd to last guy in a Royal Rumble - Be on a televised show when they came back to my hometown and win the main event - Be involved in a recycled version of Hart / Austin from WM 13 at a future WM except after a long struggle, I tap out in the end.

Well, hopefully Orton won't have another abortion of a title run like last time.

Most long term main eventers are marks for themselves, especially coming from WWF/E. You almost have to be in order to maintain your spot. It's a dog eat dog environment and the only person who is going to look after you is you. If you aren't to some degree full of yourself, than you probrably didn't have a long reign on top. Let's take a look at some past WWF/E champs. Yeah, just look at Bret's WCW run. He was fairly selfless and was stuck as a mid-carder for almost 2 years. Then again, with Hogan not being around, i think its safe to say that was a huge factor in Bret finally becoming the WCW Champion.

That was one of the best parts of the movie.

Bret Hart's constant weekly face / heel turns in '98 was annoying as fuck. I loved Austin turning heel, pussifying him is what killed it though. Actually, this heel turn made sense in a way. In the weeks leading up to the heel turn, much was made of his gang roots and how he needed a gang situation to stay focused, and that the Nation certainly was a gang. At CDIH, he fought all three Nation members (Faarooq, Savio, Crush) in a gauntlet match and was unable to win, causing the announcers to speculate he might have a new respect for Faarooq. Okay, so you might not have liked it, but at least WWE tried explaining a heel turn for a change.

I really do hope Angle wins the title at SSeries, which he won't.

But if I had to pick one, it would definitely be Kurt at WM. I loved that match.

I marked out for them showing the retro commercial of Bret Hart giving the little boy in the hallway (with his dad) his Hitman shades.

He said Gorilla Monsoon came up with the Exellence of Execution moniker. I can't wait for his book to come out.

Another classic WTF News Story

I always hated how people would try to make fan fiction love stories out of Ryu and Sakura considering she's only 14 years old. If they ever bothered to bring that shit up in the III series, then it would be okay. Ken / Raiden was dope, but the ending to this one was fucking lame. They should make more of these though, I always get a kick out of them.

STONE COLD!

I'm guessing Bret liked it more than their KOTR bout.

Darth Vulgar

When he hit Billy Gunn with the chair on SD in 2003 as part of the US title tournament and asked everybody in the audience to be quiet by doing the "Shhhhh" gesture.

Good point. You're a terrible liar.

IIRC, in his book, he said Angina ran in his family, not sure if he actually has it or not. Hopefully not. In the end, Eddie died of a broken heart. He loved his family and wrestling so much that his heart didn't have any more love to give. I know that seemed corny but its true in a way IMO.

2 more weeks and I get my B-Day present for the year, woot!