Lil' Bitch

The irony is here is what DFW had to say about suicide in Infinite Jest.

Yeah, Spawn's dead.

Righteous Kill was pretty decent, but it's nothing compared to Heat.

I miss the inductees sitting on the stage.

I think they decided to go with Yamamoto over Morishima & Shiozaki so they can mold him however they like. From what I've been told, the guy is a pretty decent worker, for some of his best matches, look up the short fued he had with Zero-One MAX's Ryuji Sai.

Ugh. That looks awful and this is coming from a bigtime Crash movie fan... Reminds me of when they decided to make a series out of the movie, Dangerous Minds. A.) He's a workaholic B.) He needs the money C.) To give the show credibility D.) All of the above

Any James Bond novel by Ian Fleming. They're better than most of the actual films.

Chris Jericho - A Lion's Tale

Flashing...Lights...

I like how Matt Damon is now the bad guy because he was telling the truth. And of course, as soon as the McCain video from the Daily Show starts getting a lot of attention by the general masses, Viacom coincidentally has it removed from YouTube! Conspiracy!!!

Superman 64

One time on SD, Benjamin and Haas dressed up like the APA. I thought it was a funny segment.

ECs ranked best to worst: 1.) Survivor Series 2002: Can't beat the first one, completely awesome and very long. RVD was eliminated too early though, and Booker T could have last a little longer. It took Jericho's, Michaels', and Triple H's finishers in succession to eliminate Kane. Jericho lasted a half hour and did awesome, but was eliminated fourth. The Triple H/Shawn Michaels ending was cool because the two battled one on one for a long time. Ending was great, nice to see Michaels win. 2.) RAW Chamber No Way Out 2008: Great match, highly entertaining. They picked the best guys to compete in this match and they all had moments to shine. JBL gets knocked out early, but comes back in the ring with steel chairs and beats up everyone. Umaga's double samoan drop on Jericho and Michaels was cool. His elimination was even better: Codebreaker, Sweet Chin Music, Pedigree, then a SWANTON BOMB OFF A POD FROM HARDY! Jericho was immediately hit with Sweet Chin Music after and eliminated. Right after this was Michaels getting hit with a Twist of Fate from Hardy and a Pedigree from Triple H. Triple H vs. Hardy, with Triple H winning after a Pedigree on a steel chair. Very enjoyable match. 3.) New Year's Revolution 2005: Fantastic match. Everyone had a chance to look good and no one was eliminated super early like in the other ones. Nearly as good as the first one. Edge was the first one out but didn't get eliminated until almost 20 minutes into the match, nice Sweet Chin Music by our special guest ref. HBK. Batista was great in this match as was Benoit and Jericho. Batista eliminated both of them, the spinebuster to Jericho on top of Benoit was neat. Batista gets eliminated cheap by Orton, but Triple H gets him back for it by winning the match. Long and brutal match, good ending if you like heels. 4.) Smackdown/ECW Chamber No Way Out 2008: Not as good as RAW chamber but still good match. A few guys were wasted though. Big Daddy V was eliminated after a couple minutes after a DDT on the steel floor. Probably for the best as a giant fatass can't really wrestle very well. The Great Khali was most wasted as he got eliminated early as well. He dominated while he was in there, so it wasn't too bad. Undertaker and Batista really put on a clinic, the match was clearly all about them. They used the chamber well and carried the match. MVP's elimination was cool: a chokeslam off a pod by Undertaker. Finlay lasted a while into the match and also did well, eventually eliminated after an Undertaker chokeslam. Undertaker won in the end, good match. 5.) Summerslam 2003: Wow they screwed this up. They had a bunch of kickass wrestlers in this match yet couldn't do anything with it. Kevin Nash gets about 2 minutes in the match before his elimination, then shows his anger by destroying everyone before he leaves. Triple H gets hit with Sweet Chin Music right as his pod opens, then falls back into his pod and stays there for most of the match. Michaels and Jericho performed well in the match, and Orton did decently. Goldberg enters last and destroys everybody. He delivered a nice spear to Jericho through a pod. He eliminates Orton after a spear, Michaels after a spear and Jackhammer, then Jericho after a spear and Jackhammer. Remember, Triple H has been in the match the entire time. Goldberg breaks down Triple H's pod and beats the hell out of him, but Ric Flair passes Triple H the sledgehammer and he hits Goldberg in the head with it to win the match. They screwed the match up so bad. It ended up being the shortest chamber ever (Why the Hell did they change the Pod opening to 3 minutes?), Triple H didn't do crap and Goldberg gets screwed. 6.) New Year's Revolution 2006: Come on, an elimination chamber featuring Carlito and Chris Masters? Give me a break. One of the worse elimination chamber matches. Michaels and Cena had a good battle in the beginning, and that continued as Carlito entered. Carlito was pretty boring to watch though. Then Angle enters and dominates. But all of a sudden he gets eliminated first after Sweet Chin Music from Michaels. Way too early for him. It gets worse once Masters enters. Masters and Carlito team up against Michaels and Cena. Cena spends much of the match getting his ass kicked. Michaels was easily the top performer, but gets a cheap elimination after a rolling cutter from Carlito. Kane's elimination was even worse. He got eliminated before Michaels, got a few short minutes in the match before he got hit with a double DDT then had Masters slam Carlito on him. Down to three, Masters and Carlito bust open Cena and beat the crap out of him. Carlito turn on and low blows Masters and rolls him up for a pin, but this gives Cena an opening to roll up Carlito after and win the match. Very bad match, they used the wrong guys for this. 7.) December to Dismember 06: Oh god what a pile of crap this match was. The only chamber to feature weapons and this ends up being the worst one. They didn't have any really great guys in the match except for Punk and RVD. Big Show and Lashley are alright, but Punk was eliminated too early. Same goes for RVD. Who else was in it? Hardcore Holly? Test? What the hell? Holly eliminated early, Test doesn't do crap and gets speared by Lashley. Lashley wins the match after spearing the Big Show. Awful match and Lashley wins. Ugh.

hey Matt, can you ask Gabe to make a .GIF of Batista going "WHAT?!!" in the replay?

I ordered it this from Wal-Mart for $45 and it was well worth the purchase. After watching all 4 again, I have to agree with this. The army marines turned sides because of their love for the dicator's politics and way of life, and the promise of lots of drug earned cash.

I was thinking Jack Sparrow myself. I think Depp can pull it off if he plays the role with a bit more reserved wackiness.

I'm assuming this is stemming from Mr. Perfect's challenge at Wrestlemania V?

Well said. It is very true, but it all depends on your state. (Electoral votes in parenthesis) Democratic California (55) Connecticut (7) Delaware (3) Hawaii (4) Illinois (21) Iowa (7) Maine (4) Maryland (10) Massachusetts (12) Michigan (17) Minnesota (10) New Jersey (15) New Hampshire (4) New York (31) Oregon (7) Pennslyvania (21) Rhode Island (4) Vermont (3) Washington (11) Wisconsin (10) Republican Alabama (9) Alaska (3) Arizona (10) Arkansas (6) Colorado (9) Georgia (15) Idaho (4) Indiana (11) Kansas (6) Kentucky (8) Louisiana (9) Mississippi (6) Montana (3) Nebraska (5) North Carolina (15) North Dakota (3) Oklahoma (7) South Carolina (8) South Dakota (3) Tennessee (11) Texas (34) Viriginia (13) Wyoming (3) Utah (5) Swing States Florida (27) Missouri (11) Nevada (5) New Mexico (5) Ohio (20) West Virginia (5) So if you live in a swing state, you can still make a difference!

LOL, that's terrible! Another fine addition to Wrestlecrap.

The fact that the race is at all close is a fucking disaster. You have one side who has been thoroughly discredited, demoralized, and in disarray with a candidate that its own base doesn't particularly like, with a country that is going to shit in any of 18,130,982 ways, and the other side is energized and been running on all cylinders with a great candidate (even if not everyone in his base likes him) who gets accolades that I personally have never heard credited to any other politician, and has reality, history and momentum behind them, and the candidates are effectively tied, or worse yet, shows the shit side with a slight lead? That's fucking unfathomable. If you were to write a movie script with such a scenario, you would be laughed at by anyone you showed it to because it's too unrealistic. And the Rethugs are energized now that the mooseburger, a genuine nutjob, has joined the ticket. The dems are in a fight that, by all rights, they shouldn't even have to say anything and still win. And the odds are showing better than even that they will lose. Yes, it's still early so it may end up meaning little in the end, but I think it's extremely worrisome that the race is so close and even after all those great speeches at the DNC, the Rethugs were able to neutralize them simply by piling on more hate and lies. It's unconscionable to any decent, logical, ethical individual.

The Ridder AND Penguin would be terrific!!!

Carlito + Umaga = Carmaga