Lil' Bitch

Little did they know, the entire time, the ass cream was actually Bradshaw's.

*marks out for the new Fozzy shirt

OMG, Flair's wearing a shirt while in his tights!!!

Okay, that was odd for Conway to leave. Why isn't Spike wrestling Conway? He's the one who put him through the table the week after. Awe, WWE logic. *shakes head

Woo! Coach announcing on RAW again!

LOL, that was great I'll take Mark Henry over Randy Orton

LOL, great call, Fook.

Shut the fuck up already, King.

Theodore Long is my hero.

I'm expecting title rematches at the RR then because of the usual screwy finishes.

Didn't see that one coming

I hope they save Molly Holly vs. Victoria for the RR instead.

Yeah, the U.S. title was actually defended for once! I was shocked. TWGTT / Spanky-London was fucking awesome. It was spotty and technical. Lots of false finishes. Just great stuff to watch, hope to see it again on TV soon.

Mark Henry is gonna ask...ah forget it

As clearly stated last year, the winner of the RR faces HIS brand's champion.

1/04/04 I meant

Scotty 2 Hotty def. Nunzio with the Worm Paul Heyman comes down and cuts a heel promo on Albuquerque getting the usual heat. John Cena then comes down and defends the city and its people and asks the audience if he should kick Heyman's ass. Of course, the crowd goes bananas. Cena then put the mic down and grabs Heyman. Before he can do anything, he is quickly ambushed by Rhyno and The Big Show. Heyman laughs and states that Cena will take on The Big Show with the U.S. title on the line. After they leave, Cena gets up and vows to win the U.S. Title tonight. Jamie Noble def. The Cat (w/ Lamont) using rope leverage. (Match of The Night) TWGTT def. Spanky & Paul London after Benjamin nailed London with the Superkick. Hardcore Holly and Bradshaw def. A-Train and Matt Morgan after Holly nailed Morgan with the Alabama Slam. Triple Threat Cruiserweight Title Match Rey Mysterio def. Billy Kidman and Tajiri after nailing Tajiri with the West Coast Pop. After the match, Rey tries to make it up to Billy after miscommunication earlier in the match (it seemed like a handicapped match at first before it went triple threat due to the usual accidental hit) and extends his hand. Billy shakes it and everything seems fine. Once Rey turns his back to go leave, Billy attacks from behind. Rey fights him off before managing to nail him with the 619 which sends Kidman to the other side of the ring ropes where he gets nailed with a 2nd 619. Rey then leaves after Billy learns his lesson. Submission Match Chris Benoit def. Chuck Palumbo (w/ Johnny Stamboli) with the Crippler Crossface. Bikini Challenge Dawn Marie def. Nidia and Sable Dawn was dressed in leapord two piece. Nidia's still blind and was wearing a pink two piece. Sable was in a blue two piece, but was covered in a black robe. Sable cuts a promo saying she was good to show Albuquerque her stuff. After Dawn gave Tony Chimmel a lap dance. she was declared the winner, she tackled Sable and confiscared the robe to much audience approval. Before the next match starts, Chavo comes out, grabs the mic, and tells everyone and Eddie that he was sorry about what he did on the last SD. He wasn't thinking straight and he shouldn't have done that. He wishes to apologize to Eddie and start back from scratch. Eddie comes out and tells everyone and Chavo that blood is thicker than water and family is more important to him than gold. They hug and everything is cool. Eddie nails one of the Kyo Dai members with the Frog Splash eliminating them first. Eddie and Chavo get into an argument a little later on and Chavo deserts Eddie. Eddie manages to last 10 minutes before he gets pinned. Triple Threat WWE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match Los Guerreros def. Kyo Dai with the Frog Splash The Basham Bros. (w/ Shaniqua) def. Los Guerreros with The Ball and Chain United States Title Match The Big Show def. John Cena with the Chokeslam following interence from Brock Lesnar. After the match, Big Show gets the mic and belittles Cena. Rey Mysterio then comes out and starts beating on Big Show until Cena recovers and beats up Big Show too. After Big Show leaves, both Rey and Cena get mics. Rey asks Cena to throw a freestyle. Cena insists Rey should do one since Albuquerque is comprised mostly of Rey's people. Rey does a little freestyle and then throw a Spanish line that pleases the crowd. They get a little boy from ringside. Its his birthday. Cena and Rey congratulate him and highfive him. Cena then throws his freestyle (making fun of Big Show) and the crowd goes home happy. Some minor notes: - Noble came out to his previous theme, but when he won the match, they played his current theme. - The Cat played the face and his theme is fucking horrible. - Tajiri came out to his previous theme. - Chris Benoit suffered a nasty gash on his head which covered his scalp with blood and some running down the left side. - Benoit received loud "Benoit" chants from the audience and latched on the Sharpshooter for an attempted win before Stamboli interfered. - Chavo received loud "Chavo" chants from the audience during the match before he left Eddie to fend for himself. - Eddie received a standing ovation after the match - Best sign of the night that I saw was "Best Career Move: Lose Chavo"

Old news.

Okay, so job him out to Lesnar then. Simple. Okay, seriously, what the fuck?!! I can't believe they're taking tradition and turning it ass backwards. This is so retarded. What a bunch of dicks. Holy shit! Fuck that.

No, not him. But the thought is outright comedy.

Awesome news. What a great way to start the new year off.

^ Unless he gets his ass whooped.

Great figures, but they fucked Bret's face up.

No Way Out is a SD PPV.

Didn't renew his contract. Was last seen getting beat down by Chris Jericho in a First Blood match on SD.