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When my brother talks shit about my mom When my brother acts like he runs the house When I have to help him clean his car When I stub my toe.

How dare you Make Low- Ki look funny? It was kinda funny wasnt it?

I remember seeing him on Metal a LONG time ago, He is an ok big wrestler. Remindes me of Sean O'haire.

Loss it is. Next time I'll be more carefull.

::The scene starts off in a press conference where reporters camera men and the wrestling media from around the world come to see The Smartmarks Junior Wrestling’s newest superstar for the first time in person. Bill Apter of Pro Wresting illustrated and Wally Yamagachy of GONG weekly most noticeably at the audience. Slowly the lights begin to dim in the big banquet hall as “Tank” by Seo Taiji begins to play over the PA system. Suddenly a voice is heard over the music, a voice so creepy that it would make Vince McMahon cringe.:: Voice: It has to start sometime. It has to start somewhere. What better place than here? What better time than now?…The ~X~ revolution has begun ::Suddenly the lights go back on and out comes “Shining Black” Tokyo X in his black and yellow Kendo Kashin style mask and a black leather trench coat. As X gets to the podium he poses with giving the press double middle fingers which they eat up with camera shots and an applause. He quickly takes off his mask and turns his head and stares at a random person just like his mentor “The Great Muta”. Eventually the people take their seats to begin the press conference.:: Tokyo X: I would like to thank the media for coming out today. I really appreciate the media that I’ve been getting, whether it be positive or negative. *~X~ takes a drink of water* So I understand my first opponent for the July 3 show is going to be Michael D Lockwood, let me just tell you people now It’s going to be a squash so when you guys go tomorrow night make sure you cheer for The Shining Black so you don’t look like a total ass in the audience. You know few know this but I wrestled for 3 years in Japan and made a name for myself in the indie scene I went 148-12, I don’t think Lockwood have ever even had a professional wrestling match. So all you doubters can think about that. I can now answer any questions you people may have. ::A flurry of hands go up and Tokyo looks around for any Japanese journalist’s and eventually picks a scrawny Japanese man who looks very excited.:: Reporter #1: Minoru Takada, Japan Pro Wrestling Newsletter. Tokyo I understand that in your last match in Japan you broke your tailbone and knocked your right shoulder out of its socket, how do you think it is going to effect your match? Tokyo X: Honestly I can tell you that my injuries aren’t going to be problems because to re-injure them I’m going to have to be on my back and that’s not going to happen, I am going to dominate that match, just like every match I wrestler in SJW. I will not go down, and you can take that to the bank Minoru. :: As Minoru sits down with a huge smile on his face, Bill Apter quickly gets out of his seat and begins to ask him a question.:: Bill Apter: Yes, Bill Ap… Tokyo X: Hey wait a second, did I call upon you? Sit back down and wait your turn, imbecile. Incredible this guy who’s been in the business so long showing no respect for me nor you reporters. :: As the reporters stare at Bill with an angry look he takes his seat. Wally Yamagachi of GONG weekly stands up proudly.:: Wally Yamagachi: Wally Yamagachi, GONG weekly. A lot of people are saying that you Tokyo X are Anti- American. Is it true and if so why? Tokyo X : No Wally I’m not Anti- American, I like America. I like the food, clubs, and the music, its just the people that piss me off. I mean C’mon you people adore a man you was a fat drug addict who died on the toilet, You call a man who molested a 13 year old boy “the king of pop”. You give an Oscar to a guy who drugged an underage girl and raped her and yet you boo a man you states his opinion. Face it Americans you’re a bunch of hypocrites you know it you just have to admit it. Its that simple. :: Wally Yamagachi sits down and writes down his notes. A Mexican reporter stands up and asks his question.:: Reporter #2: * With a thick Mexican accent* Hola, Juan Pablo, Lucha Libre Magazina. How would you say that el wrestlers think of you? Tokyo X : I don’t care what the wrestler think of me, If they have any problem with me whether it be Aecas or Spike Jenkins or anyone for that matter they can always walk up to me and we can set a time and day where we can settle it. :: Juan sits down slowly confused that X could understand his question with the heavy accent. * X took a Spanish class last year* Tokyo X looks around for any other foreign reporter but only sees white, white, and more white.:: Tokyo X : That’s all the time I’ve got today, Don’t forget to watch me kick Lockwood’s ass tomorrow night. Lockwood I show NO FEAR!!! Let me just leave you all with that you bunch of faggots. I‘m out late. :: Tanks once again plays as ~X~ solutes the crowd once again with 2 middle fingers. X puts his mask back on and walks away to a few boo’s from the reporter feeling they had wasted their time going over there and not having their questions answered as we fade to a commercial break.:: --------------------------------------------- I'm roleplaying my ass of for my first match, Feedback welcome always.

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I printed it out and read it. so As far as the mask thing. Its kinda like what Kendo Kashin does, its not to hide the identity. I do it 'cause I want to so again.

I second Psychology. that or Ladder.

I really dont see whats so good about Shocker, in my opinion his matches suck major ass but hey maybe I dont like their style. Casas is the same, but more power to 'em.

Since when do i have to write the actual match?

Sure her debut sucked but I couldnt wait any longer, the Womens division was boring and atleast now she can add some spice to it.

:: A basic black screen is shown on the video screen and then the camera shows the sky as it slowly fades from the beautiful night sky into total blackness. Metallica’s “St. Anger” plays as the black screen fades into shots of the Ku Klux Klan burning crosses, Police men beating African Americans from the sixties, the Hindenberg crashing and clips of when Ronald Regan was shot. The shots fade to black once again and we see the words on the Video screen “It has to start some where. It has to start sometime. What better place than here. What better time than now”? The song ends and The scene opens into a small alley, which seems to be a perfect example of American poverty. Drunks, and homeless people lay in the corners, their backs hunched against the brick wall that keeps them in order. Beer bottles, paper bags, and many other inanimate objects are seen in either the hands of these people, or broken, and withered away on the ground. One man, who looks very eccentric from the rest of the group, is seen walking down this alley. He is wearing a mask similar to one of Kendo Kashins‘s , and even has some black paint painted on underneath. He has a black trench coat, a black Metallica shirt, and black ripped jean shorts. He looks at the people around him, and responds by spitting at the cold concrete. He nears the end of the alley, and then turns, walking in another direction. .:: * The song lowers in volume* Tokyo X: *to himself* So this is the United States of America :: A homeless man crawling slowly with a sad hopeless look on his face and eventually gets to Tokyo’s feet and grovels for money. Without a word Tokyo kicks off the bum and stomps him right in the face almost breaking his nose. Tokyo walks a bit and grabs a broken 2x4 and hit’s the bum over the head with it drawing a fountain of blood. *6 on the muta scale.* Tokyo X: You want water, and money? There now you can drink, that’s 1 out of the three things you need here in the USA you hopeless son of a bitch, Your nothing, was nothing and will always be nothing, you son of a bitch!. :: Tokyo X reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 50 dollar bill and wipes the mans bloody face with it. X crumbles the dollar up and shoves it into the bloody mans mouth, X looks at the homeless man with no remorse and begins to laugh sadistically. Tokyo X: Now you have money. You have 2 out of the 3 essentials to surviving here in America. You want the last thing? :: Tokyo X signals the bum to get up which he does… X extends his hand expecting to receive a handshake and a prideful look which is noticeable through the mask, but instead the bum begins to run away. Stumbling the bum only gets 10 yards before he is grabbed by the hair and knocked into a pile of trash cans. .:: Tokyo X: You see I was about to give you the third essential that being… respect but obviously now you wont get it. :: Tokyo grabs the bloody homeless man by the hair and drags him to the side wall. X rams the bums face to the wall drawing a blood curdling scream in the process.:: YOU DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM TOKYO X!!! YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! I AM LIKE NO OTHER MAN YOU HAVE SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. AND I WILL NOT LET THIS GO UNPUNISHED!!! YOU WILL NO LONGER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN YOU POOR HELPLESS SON OF A BITCH!!! ::Tokyo X rams the bums head again and again and again until the homeless man passes out from the excruciating pain of ants crawling into his head. Tokyo X lets the man drop to the ground where he smiles at him:: Tokyo X: See ya later dad. ::Shining Black walks away from his bloody father as ants continue to eat away at the passed out body.:: *”Saint anger continues to play at full volume* ::The scene fades to black as the words “It has to start somewhere. It has to start sometime. What better place than here. What better time than now” once again shows up on the screen. THE ~X~ RELOULTION HAS BEGUN ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for the promo sucking, I'll try getting another one out today or tomorrow. Feedback always welcome.

Did you say she cant hold a candle to Kiebler? You gotta be high to think that, Gail in my opinion is totally a better wrestler and dare I say hotter?

Yeah, Extreme solution does need to work on his people skills.

If Vince started a wrestling channel I would only get it they had puroresu, but I bet Inoki wouldnt any thing to do with him.

So I'm at the Ring of Honor website buying a shirt and I see a Paul London T-shirt. It says "You can *T crossed out* cheat death, and I'm thinking o...k... Then I look at the videos and I see a best of Paul London it's title reads "PLEASE DONT DIE" Now I'm confused. Whats the deal with the gimmick?

July is gonna be my month. I say I'm atleast at #15.

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Hogan- Price way too high Piper- What would they do with him, Shoot on Rick Rude? Crash- Why in the hell would they want to hire Crash?

You guys are lucky at least he goes to your area. I'm stuck with APW which is in Hayward which I never go to.

I'm on Kazaa and Well It seems Metallica is fucking with us. Can you guys tell me the specific size of the song that actually works. I'm looking for "Frantic" and "Somekind of Monster". Thanks in advance.

nah not now. wow 3 N's

I can kick his ass, no problem.

ok, hmmm, size: 500x300 Background: Firery pics: Here ya go upper left corner upper right corner Center Font- Anything cool Words- It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here What better time than now "Shining Black" Tokyo X Try using cool fading in the pictures. Once again Thanks.

Well cut my hair and call me Sally "Metallica MVP" worked! Thanks DrTom.