Lando Griffin

Frank Caliendo is awesome. His Jim Rome impression is gold. Plus Alex Borstein was on Family Guy, so she gets a free pass.

A female president? God, let's hope not.

3 out of 5, 6 out of 9 over the past two days, and only 17 points behind. And down the stretch they come!

I'd like to ask Mole: If you don't want guns in the household, where should we store them? In a shed out in the backyard? An underground bunker? A safe deposit box?

What?! I picked West freakin' Virginia? :::pulls out hair::: So it looks like I missed the first two. I'm fairly confident about the other three, though.

Well you can all go fuck a duck.

The idea is good, but the execution (pardon the pun) is not.

Woooo! 3 for 4 today. Go Rams!

I really hated when my dog would laugh at me when I missed those ducks. So I shot him. But I missed.

I resolve not to make any resolutions.

I didn't see Avril doing "Fuel". Was it as bad as Shakira doing "Dude Looks Like A Lady"?

Hmm, only one person has the exact same picks as me. This will definitely be a shakeup day. Tomorrow will be even crazier, though. Go Tigers, Gophers, Eagles, Razorbacks, and Rams!

I fondly remember my youth in the jungle. I would run in one direction for hours, swinging over tar pits and alligators, and jumping over snakes and rolling logs.

I picked Michigan State? What the fuck? Damnit.

A funny side note: I saw the latest National Review in the store today. The cover has a picture of Dean with the words "Please nominate this man".

What a game, and a great brawl to boot. And I got it right.

Just tell them your password is ********

Ventura/Barkley in 2004!

<------ It's Lando, not Landon. Foo'

Christopher Reeve didn't deserve to be paralyzed, but he sure is a cock. But Bill Maher is an even bigger cock.

I didin't see the cell phone incident when it happened, but I heard the announcers mention it later in the game. Then I saw it on Sportscenter, and thought, "That's pretty damn funny." But I didn't think it was too big of a deal. Then Monday rolls around and everybody is getting all indignant about it. What the fuck? It shows a disrespect for the game? Shut up, already! This is nowhere near as bad as TJ Duckett's celebration for scoring a touchdown while down by 30. Or the Texas A&M player who celebrated the tackle against Oklahoma while down by 70. To quote Eric Cartman, "What's the big fucking deal, bitch?" Are we that worried about hurting the other team's feelings? Why don't we just stop keeping score? That way, we all have fun and nobody loses!! And another thing. Every time somebody scores a touchdown and gives the ball to the official, the announcers verbally blow him and wish everybody was like that. Why? That would be dull. The NFL, and the indignant media asses, need to realize that entertainment = good. God bless you, Joe Horn, for bringing some fun into the No Fun League.

Kevin Jones will be advertising himself to the NFL, so I think he'll have a good game.

This is a stupid idea. It seems to me that they'd go out of business before any benefit would come. But, hey, they've made it this long losing money, so who knows?

Jerri and Rupert in the same tribe might be interesting...

And Chad Johnson has been fined $10,000 for holding up that "Please don't fine me again" sign after his touchdown. How retarded.