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I can't wait for that. I didn't watch any Survivor from the middle of Marquesas until this season, so there'll be a few I won't know. But it should be very interesting.

THE BAND IS OUT ON THE FIELD!!!

I saw a clip of Lieberman on Meet the Press, and he said, "If Howard Dean had had his way, Saddam Hussein would still be in power." OMG BURN~!

It would be easier to rape her, because you only have to hold one arm down. :::dodges flying garbage::: :::doesn't condone rape:::

:::insert Jim Herd joke and feel like a total geek:::

Say, there's a Christmas tree in public. I'd better start worshipping Jesus!

USC didn't win any conference title game. That's the point i tried to make in one of the other college football threads. It's not and even playing field. If Oklahoma went by USC's standards, then, yes, they did win their conference. Until all conferences have title games, or none of them have title games, this point is not as important.

Go back to your rainbow fairy tale, you conformist. Life is pain. :::hair flip:::

Someone should post the picture comparing Bush's facial expressions to those of monkeys. That never gets old.

From Foley is Good: Awesome book. The epilogue is a wonderful thrashing of the PTC and their ilk. I hope the World Wildlife Fund doesn't come after me...

I getting some breaking news...it seems that Steve Austin may have a drinking problem. More on this as it develops.

Or a skinny nerd trying to make the varisty basketball team. Or the girl trying out for the football team. She sucked, but everybody thought she was just super.

My inside sources tell me that Spike Dudley is made of popsicle sticks glued together.

Christmas tree = useless to me.

No there won't, douche! I had to go there.

December 16 New Orleans: Memphis 6 pts. December 18 GMAC: Miami (OH) 18 pts. December 22 Tangerine: N.C. State 4 pts. December 23 Fort Worth: Boise State 21 pts. December 24 Las Vegas: Oregon State 8 pts. December 25 Hawaii: Hawaii 1 pts. December 26 Motor City: Bowling Green 11 pts. Insight: Virginia Tech 10 pts. December 27 Continental Tire: Pittsburgh 12 pts. December 29 Alamo: Michigan State 15 pts. December 30 Houston: Texas Tech 5 pts. Holiday: Texas 24 pts. Silicon Valley: Fresno State 3 pts. December 31 Music City: Auburn 9 pts. Independence: Arkansas 13 pts. Liberty: Southern Miss 16 pts. Sun: Minnesota 14 pts. San Francisco: Colorado State 7 pts. January 1 Outback: Florida 22 pts. Gator: West Virginia 17 pts. Capital One: Georgia 23 pts. Rose: USC 27 pts. Orange: Miami 25 pts. January 2 Cotton: Mississippi 19 pts. Peach: Tennessee 20 pts. Fiesta: Kansas State 26 pts. January 3 Humanitarian: Tulsa 2 pts. January 4 Sugar: Oklahoma 28 pts.

Feel free to return to never posting again. No.

When I first glanced at this topic's title I thought it said, "Random Firefighter" and I was confuzzled.

There was a really badass link about hot sauces on Fark a while back, but I can't find it. EDIT: Found it. Not about salsa, more like Tobasco type sauce. But prepare to be freaked out. The Hottest sauces in the world

He performed it on Conan a few months ago, and again on the Commies. Funny shit.

The liberals can be Group Hug Generals!!!! 5 Star, even!!!!!

:::flushes eyes with gasoline::: OK, it's not that bad, I was just going for dramatic effect.

Tough Crowd ain't cancelled, yo.

Re: Heartbreaking sports moment Try being a Cubs fan this year.

How did OSU go ahead of Texas? That's fucked up.