Lando Griffin

Texas falls to the Holiday Bowl?!

Northwestern is going to a bowl, but Northern Illinois isn't. Bullshit. And Conference USA gets five damn bowls.

Boise State will own TCU. Who did Boise St. lose to anyway?

On the bright side, we hopefully get to see K-State crush Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl.

FSU vs Miami in the Orange Bowl...WTF?

Wow, USC misses out by .16. At least the Rose Bowl gets its tradition.

All the more reason to bring along a GBA SP. /doesn't have one, wants one

"I wonder if they are going to make fun of Colin for getting his show cancelled for SNL reruns. At this rate SNL reruns will be 40% of total programming on the channel." Huh...?

OMG HOW DO THEY IT WILL BE GOOD IF IT ISN'T OUT YET?!?!?!?!!!11WON!ONE

If I spend $75 on jeans, I'd better be getting three pair.

Three points: Dama - When you want to show posession, the word is "their" not "there". Not winning the conference - I want to agree on this point, but it's not a level playing field. USC didn't play a conference championship game. Oklahoma still has the best conference record in the Big 12. Until all conferences play title games, this isn't as big a deal as it could be. Computer not having human bias - Who do you think comes up with the formulas? Humans, that's right.

The classic Google Bomb. A bunch of bloggers banded together to do this. They just had a link the the Bush bio site and labeled it "Miserable Failure". Google can be manipulated. For fun, go to google and type in "french military victories" and hit I'm Feeling Lucky.

The original Dell intern chick. About Jared: Have you seen the new "Ask Jared" Subway commercial? This guy is talking about how his parachute wouldn't open and he thinks "What would Jared do?" Then we cut to Jared sitting at his desk. His answer is "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Caught me off guard and cracked me up.

Fountains of Wayne for Best New Artist? Well, they did nominate Kid Rock ten years after he started in music...

I'm confused. You said she didn't want your help on this. But help with what? It's not like it just happened and the rapists are on the loose, so she needs someone to find them and crack their skulls. Though they do deserve that.

I think it's cruelest, not harshest.

One thing I can't stand is these bitches Tryin' to take my riches When I ain't even got none I never lied You knew what I wanted all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug and snug and tickle But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fucking pickle She fucked everybody else in the place It's all good Now let me headbutt your face Bitch -ICP "Bitches" /not a serious entry

New lowest: 3.735 New longest legal throw: 534.619 Damn you Harley.

A better South Park Christmas song is Mr. Garrison's "Merry Fucking Christmas". Download it now. Also a classic: "All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"

Ron Popeil's Pasta Maker is awesome. I haven't seen that one in ages. Nancy Nelson has been in so many infomercials. Food Dehydrator, Pasta Maker, Diamond cookware, some painting material set, Food Saver...probably more.

I first saw this a year or two ago, and it is damn addicting. After you're done trying for best distance, try for longest foul throw and shortest throw that actually goes past the line, since it will say .02 if it doesn't go past the line. After five minutes of trying: Best legal throw: 533.803 Best foul throw: 621.291 Shortest throw: 12.647

Did my eyes and ears deceive me, or are the SEC and Big 12 championshp games on at the same freakin' time?

FBP- Is it OK that I didn't watch the Richard Pryor special on Comedy Central last night? Does that make me a racist? Slim Citrus let us know that we're racists for not watching the Bayou Classic, co I wondered if that applied to Richard Pryor. Oh, and the fat guy deserved it.

I love infomercials. Did you know there's a channel that show nothing but infomercials? Channel 42 on my cable lineup. Crazy. Yeah, I was saying to myself, "Who the hell cuts chicken with scissors when you have the supposed best knife set ever?"

I was going to say that. Goose needs to get in.