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I tuned in during the monologue, so I missed the cold opening. Was Darrell's Arnold impression essentially the same as the one he did on Weekend Update a couple years ago? That one was hilarious.

These situations just make me shake my head. Too many white people are so jumpy about offending black people because they know some idiotic "black leader" (Jackson/Sharpton scum) will be all over them for the smallest thing. I recommend reading Larry Elder's "The Ten Things You Can't Say In America". The first couple chapters deal with race issues better than anything I've read.

Is this when you type an address in wrong and it takes you to a VeriSign page saying "We couldn't find that" or some such crap? That annoys me, because I have to type in the whole address again even if I had just one letter wrong.

OMG RACIST~!! But, seriously, folks: Go Cubs.

Any arguments about reparations SHOULD die quickly.

"They should’ve changed the train sign since there was nothing too distract me from the boredom of John Mayer. At least Justin Timberlake should be good next week." OK, I can understand if you didn't care for Mayer's performances, but that last line above is something else.

If he wants to boost that tonight, all he has to do is load the bases at the start of an inning. The Cubs will take care of the rest. Ouch. It hurts because it's true.

The episode of the funniest animated show ever, Family Guy, called "Let's Go to The Hop". If you haven't seen it, buy the DVDs ya bastard.

Inside a stall- On the door: Look to your left. On the left: Look to your right. On the right: Look behind you. On the back wall: SIT STILL AND SHIT ALREADY! Can't forget the classic: Here I sit Broken hearted Came to shit But only farted

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And making her dressing room completely white.

Exhibit A: Goodburger

Maybe the Cubs and Astros play for the Central and the loser plays Florida for the Wild Card? Just a wild guess.

The problem is that charities and the government can still call and annoy you, thus effectively saying some type of speech is "better" than others. I don't care, though. I just do what Ripper does.

I laughed my ass off when Matt knocked Dr. Pat on her head. Good stuff.

From here on Prop. 54: "Prohibits state and local governments from classifying any person by race, ethnicity, color, or national origin. Various exemptions apply. Fiscal Impact: The measure would not result in a significant fiscal impact on state and local governments." So how is that a bad thing?

News of the Weird rocks. It's published every Friday in my local paper.

Daily: Around the Horn PTI Daily Show Tough Crowd Leno and Letterman (I flip between them constantly) Jimmy Kimmel Live Weekly: NFL and college football Raw Fear Factor Joe Schmoe Survivor (the new season at least; I gave up halfway through Marquesas and hadn't watched until last week) Real Time with Bill Maher Man, looking at that list...no regular sitcoms or dramas. I need to find something new to watch.

Yeah, a kyke is a Jew, as in: Standup comedian Judy Gold is a kyke dyke. I've been dying to get that one in for a while. What the hell kind of forums forbids making of recently deceased people? That's asinine, absurd, and, dare I say it, gay.

I'm going on the assumption that the girl is lying until proven otherwise.

I loved the Goosebumps books. They came out when I was in fourth grade and they were hugely popular around here. Hell, my fourth grade teacher read a couple of them in class. I wish I still had all my books, but I sold them a long time ago. I had 25+ of them at least. I read Of Mice and Men in 11th grade, and we watched the movie version the last week of school. That's one of the few good things about my school, none of this censorship stuff.

Yeah, they did air new episodes. And they sucked.

Another 22 here.

Wait, I'm confused. There are still OS/2 users out there?