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Anyone call a Marty Jannety heel turn yet?

It's cool... Furman played my Alma Mater in the first round of the I-AA playoffs this year and that's the only reason I knew that. We held him to 14 points... sadly, they held us to 12 (even though we passed up a FG chance for a 4th & goal @ the inch line and failed, as well as a failed 2pt conversion late). Great game. He's got a good arm, good form. I understand he's pretty intelligent and a nice young man as well. He went to Furman after a stint at UF saw him getting no playing time.

He's done, the Boys management has more confidence in Romo than Henson now. They sent Henson to Europe to see if he has any skills whatsoever. Watching the combine, if I'm an NFL scout then I'm taking Ingle Martin from Fordham in the mid to late rounds. That guy looked very impressive, ran a strong 40 time, looked very accurate with power and touch on his passes. Gardowski either looked nervous or confused by instruction. Jacobs throwing motion is scaring even me now, Kellen Clemens was kinda up and down, Jay Culter looked as impressive as expected, Croyle looked miserable and Drew Olsen is kinda slow. Ingle Martin went to Furman.

I guess in hindsight the guy that designed that helicopter realized an eject seat was a bad idea.

He better break the record. I did not invest all that money in truckloads of his rookie cards for him NOT to break the record.

I'd buy a big RV and tour the country. Then I'd buy a yacht and tour the Bahamas. Then I'd buy a plane... you get the point. I'd donate most of it to friends and charity. I'd invest a good bit, get my masters and PhD and fund myself as a candidate for local elections.

Sorry sir, don't mind the speedo, I was cleaning the pool.

When I was in the court room being interviewed for the case, they brought in the defendant, and my immediate thought was "Child molestor." Turns out, that's WHAT he was on trial for. I got dismissed, but I found out he ended up pleading guilty. Everyone on the jury pool was asked about their opinions on child molestors and he listened in, and no one gave a response he wanted to hear. Judge sentenced him to 30 years in jail (he was in his mid 50s). I got a check for 50 dollars for two days "work."

Time to Say Good Bye - Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli - freaking awesome On a lighter note: Haha You're Dead - Green Day

What's Bull Nakano doing these days? Bring her in. Have her dominate for a little while. Then slowly start having the matches be less and less one sided against her until she looks beatable. I dunno, I just want to see that hair do again.

My thoughts exactly. When he emailed the article to pwtorch he probably hit CC: [email protected] or whatever the hell Vince's Email is.

"Mickles"

Was she wearing a fat suit?

Ric Flair hits a top rope move! Edit: Damn it, beat twice.

I thought it was the Xfiles dude.

I was about to say "When did Vince get morals?"

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Peanut butter and onion sandwich. Also adding maple syrup is pretty good. Any combination of the 3 on bread is pretty good, although messy. Note: Make your onion in REALLY thin slices or in sparce diced portions.

Yeah. There's Niger and Nigeria. Natives of Nigeria are called Nigerians, right? So what they call people who live in Niger? Seriously. I got this straight from the CIA Factbook: Nationality: noun: Nigerien(s) adjective: Nigerien

She should have rolled around in the balloons and confetti.

There's enough silicone out there to kill an elephant.

Only if he wears the big black rimmed glasses and his theme song has voice overs saying "Come here little boy, want some candy?" He could hand out lollipops to the kids at ringside. It'd be great. Hell they could call him Chester Molestor Punk. or not

With Col. DeBeers in mind, then what does that leave as far as taboos? Maybe a wrestler with a scat fetish...

I'm both a Carolina and Pittsburgh fan. If they both make it, I'll be so confused. sigh