The Decemberists

Until the Arse beat our record of 42 unbeaten they're nothing special Oh, and win two European Cups of course.

Interestingly these are the favourites for the England U21 job, according to football365 - Psycho and/or Nige should get it if that's the choice. They'll soon get the lads playing the Forest way. Only winning.

Frightenly, that was the plan for Platt - to take over from Sven eventually. I've no idea who they'll give it to. The only person I can think of would be Trevor Brooking as he's the director of something or other at the FA.

PLATT'S BEEN SACKED!!!!!!!!! Thank God the FA have come to their senses. I just pity the poor team who decide to take him on as manager now, as someone surely will.... poor fools.

The Clash - Stay Free

Only you can actually sit through Forever Changes and listen to it all the way through....

Morrissey - Sunny "Oh, with your jean belt wrapped around your arm Oh, Sunny, my heart goes out to you And with a needle pressed onto tight skin Sunny, I cry when I see where it's taken you."

Paul Evans - Bradford to Forest for £25,000 And he's been awesome for us. I proper midfield hard man which is just what we've been missing for years.

None of your forwards even compare to the immortal, legendary god-like goal scoring genius which is David Johnson though. Apparantly we're about to buy Kennedy from Wolves for £600,000. Which is another confirmation that Reidy's going. I think he could be a decent buy though, and £600,000 isn't a *huge* amount to spend on a player really.

David Bowie - A New Career In A New Town

Manel? Surprised you've let him go. I thought you didnt have choice with Costa? Wasn't he just on loan?

Wiggum Athletic Football Club

The full alternative team names are - Ipswich - IPSWIDGE West Ham - WET HAMS Millwall - MEWO Palace - CRYSTAL PALEARSE Derby - CRENBY DOUTY or DENBY WBA - WEST BROMWICH ALBINOS Sheff U - SHEFFIELD UNDEAD Coventry - COVENTRICITY Wimbledon - WIMBLEDOWN Reading - READING LADIES Wallsall - WALSALL CAR PARK Cardiff - CAERDYDD Sunderland - SUNDERLUNDERLAND or SUNDREARYLAND Crewe - CREWE ALEXANDARIOGRADI Rotherham - ROTHERINGHAM Wigan - WIGGUM Gillingham - GILLINGHAM ELSEWHERE Preston - PRESTON NOB END Don't ask me why, I just read, copy and paste

Forest Review part 1 (stolen from here Sorry it's so long, but it's good stuff.

Beach Boys - Little Pad

Cinerama - London

George Harrison - What Is Life

Pair that name with Misawa and see the people of TSM hand out the *'s. Or Kobashi. Oh, All Japan in the 90s

Beach Boys - The Trader

Both, I think. Sky definatly are as I've just seen an advert for it Sky Sports News.

Quotes from legendary English soccer manager Brian Clough - On the importance of passing to feet. On the influx of foreign players. On dealing with a player who disagrees. On dealing with Roy Keane. On player Brian Rice.

Reid update! Apparantly it's all done and dusted - £7.5m and a pre-season friendly to Spurs. Won't be offically announced untill later in the summer, but that's what I've heard is definatly happening. Take it with a pinch of salt of course. By the way Spurs, if this is true - whatever you do, don't let him take free kicks and corners!

Morrissey - I Have Forgiven Jesus Why did you give me so much desire, When there is nowhere I can go to offload this desire? And why did you give me so much love in a loveless world, When there is no one I can turn to To unlock all this love?

Morrissey - You Know I Couldn't Last

Beatles - Not A Second Time