The Decemberists

John Lennon - Be My Baby

Like any other sicko he should get whats coming to him but how could have been so fucking ***STUPID*** to use his RFWrestling name when chatting the boy up?????? no only a sicko, but a bad one too.

Hey, has anyone heard the George Burley is apparently sending his whole squad on diving lessons - he has heard that there are 20,000 leagues under the sea and reckons Derby be able to stay up in one of them! Why is it George Michael's ambition to play in goal for Derby? Because he'd have have 10 arseholes in front of him and 30,000 pricks behind him. Whats the difference between Lee Grant and a taxi driver? A taxi driver will only let 4 in. Yes, I'm bored. Just to be fair though... Railtrack have decided to start sponsoring Forest. They think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures. BOOM BOOM!

Erin McKeown - Fast As I Can

Adams obviously can't controll his players. Good to see Scimeca's not involved. He's obviously holding up the Forest standards over there

What? You mean Steph doesn't?

The above Leciester players have been arrested in Spain on the sexual assult charges i've already listed. Bloody derby, always behind the rest of the world....

Rhyno definatly got a bigger than normal pop when the WWE was in Manchester last year. Everyone got big pops cos of how rare it is to see them over here, but Rhyno really was hella over with *massive* RHY-NO" chants. But he's not a Vince 'creation' so it doesn't count.

From the Spanish police;

Ok, the Leicester players involved ***apparantly*** are... Elliott, Freund, Scowcroft, Gillespie, Dickov, Coyne, Nalis and Sinclair. james scowcroft, matt elliott and frank sinclair are pretty much definate, and the rest are taken from the Spanish police releasing the intitals of the players mentioned.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nottingham Forest Football Club are proud to announce that they've won the Nationwide Division One Match Day Programme of the Year Award. Oh, it's great to be lucky enough to support a successful club

No. Got if off playusa.com. only £9.99

I got the dvd today and the main program thing plays fine, but all the extra are really really pixilated and jumpy. Has anyone else had this fault or have i just got a dodgy disk?

The Wonder Stuff - Can't Shape Up

I'll be at the Liverpool gig. Me and the gang are going to the Beatles musium in the afternoon then seeing Brian in the evening.

Right, I'll take it back then. Cheers.

Just remembered the Lennon penned "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" too.

I though it'd be interesting to see what we could come up with. sorry if it's been done before. John Lennon - Life Begins At 40 Obviously because he was killed a few days after his 40th birthday Dennis Wilson - Pacific Ocean Blues Because he drowned in the Pacific Ocean. (or at least I'm pretty sure it was the pacific - i stand prepared to be corrected) So what others can you think of?

Billy Bragg - The Price I Pay

Sorry, couldn't resist...

WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? YOU'VE NEVER WON FUCK ALL! YOU'VE NEVER WON FUCK ALL!! YOU'VE NEVER WON FUCK ALL!! FUCK ALL!!!! ahem we're safe now. no worries.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for some more singing - YOU REDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nottingham Forest - We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands

It's easy this football nonsense. 4 points clear in 20mins time. Fucking sheep shagging cunt Barton just fucking handballed a Barmby cross and the ref didn't give anything. Bastard.