The Decemberists

Interestingly these are the favourites for the England U21 job, according to football365 - Psycho and/or Nige should get it if that's the choice. They'll soon get the lads playing the Forest way. Only winning.

Frightenly, that was the plan for Platt - to take over from Sven eventually. I've no idea who they'll give it to. The only person I can think of would be Trevor Brooking as he's the director of something or other at the FA.

PLATT'S BEEN SACKED!!!!!!!!! Thank God the FA have come to their senses. I just pity the poor team who decide to take him on as manager now, as someone surely will.... poor fools.

The Clash - Stay Free

Only you can actually sit through Forever Changes and listen to it all the way through....

Morrissey - Sunny "Oh, with your jean belt wrapped around your arm Oh, Sunny, my heart goes out to you And with a needle pressed onto tight skin Sunny, I cry when I see where it's taken you."

Paul Evans - Bradford to Forest for £25,000 And he's been awesome for us. I proper midfield hard man which is just what we've been missing for years.

None of your forwards even compare to the immortal, legendary god-like goal scoring genius which is David Johnson though. Apparantly we're about to buy Kennedy from Wolves for £600,000. Which is another confirmation that Reidy's going. I think he could be a decent buy though, and £600,000 isn't a *huge* amount to spend on a player really.

David Bowie - A New Career In A New Town

Manel? Surprised you've let him go. I thought you didnt have choice with Costa? Wasn't he just on loan?

Wiggum Athletic Football Club

The full alternative team names are - Ipswich - IPSWIDGE West Ham - WET HAMS Millwall - MEWO Palace - CRYSTAL PALEARSE Derby - CRENBY DOUTY or DENBY WBA - WEST BROMWICH ALBINOS Sheff U - SHEFFIELD UNDEAD Coventry - COVENTRICITY Wimbledon - WIMBLEDOWN Reading - READING LADIES Wallsall - WALSALL CAR PARK Cardiff - CAERDYDD Sunderland - SUNDERLUNDERLAND or SUNDREARYLAND Crewe - CREWE ALEXANDARIOGRADI Rotherham - ROTHERINGHAM Wigan - WIGGUM Gillingham - GILLINGHAM ELSEWHERE Preston - PRESTON NOB END Don't ask me why, I just read, copy and paste

Forest Review part 1 (stolen from here Sorry it's so long, but it's good stuff.

Beach Boys - Little Pad

Cinerama - London

George Harrison - What Is Life

Pair that name with Misawa and see the people of TSM hand out the *'s. Or Kobashi. Oh, All Japan in the 90s

Beach Boys - The Trader

Both, I think. Sky definatly are as I've just seen an advert for it Sky Sports News.

Quotes from legendary English soccer manager Brian Clough - On the importance of passing to feet. On the influx of foreign players. On dealing with a player who disagrees. On dealing with Roy Keane. On player Brian Rice.

Reid update! Apparantly it's all done and dusted - £7.5m and a pre-season friendly to Spurs. Won't be offically announced untill later in the summer, but that's what I've heard is definatly happening. Take it with a pinch of salt of course. By the way Spurs, if this is true - whatever you do, don't let him take free kicks and corners!

Morrissey - I Have Forgiven Jesus Why did you give me so much desire, When there is nowhere I can go to offload this desire? And why did you give me so much love in a loveless world, When there is no one I can turn to To unlock all this love?

Morrissey - You Know I Couldn't Last

Beatles - Not A Second Time

More from Uncle Joe - And, and don't worry frowned, we'll beat West Brom on Sunday no problem