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I just had one of the Stouffer's tuna casserole dinners, (the best TV dinner on earth), but I was still hungry, so I'm making a Lasagna one now too.

CCC is the next Billy Gunn. He's got a mildly humorous character, but he's terrible in the ring, and he just doesn't have the aura of a main event. Now, as for the next Rock, I've got two words: RANDY ORTON He doesn't have the schtick down to be a fun babyface yet, but his heel work is just as good as Rocky's was. When he and Batista feud this summer, the Rock/HHH comparisons will start coming out for real.

Alcohol poisoning can cause instant death. Driving a car can cause instant death. I'm just saying that when Matt Young doesn't post for a couple hours after taking DXM with acetaminophen, death isn't a very likely reason for his absence.

This reminds me of when someone passes out drunk around a bunch of fairly young kids who don't drink much. (I'm talking 17-18ish) They get all worried and "take care" of them, and wonder if they should call 911. I mean, you definitely want to avoid the acetaminophen variety if you can, and it fucks up your liver, but it's not like it's going to cause instant death. DXM makes you tired as fuck; it's not like death is the only reason someone wouldn't post after tripping.

He totally ruined Peach's hotness. I'm pissed.

He's sure as hell better than JBL. When he's healthy, HHH is still one of the top 10 wrestlers in the WWE.

Does anyone else think it's ridiculous how much criticism ESPN and Co. are heaping on Larry Brown? I mean does it really interfere with the Pistons' ability to play basketball just to know their coach will be in Cleveland next year? Does it really make Brown unable to coach if he's giving input on who Cleveland's coach and GM should be next year? I just think the whole thing's been blown way, way out of proportion.

1. HHH vs. HBK: Unsanctioned match- Summerslam 2002 One of the most anticipated matches in recent memory, Shawn's return to the ring certainly didn't disappoint. The early psychology made you wonder if Shawn would actually survive the match, and as it built, the match really made you feel emotionally invested in the outcome. One of the few matches I've seen where no title was involved, but it really felt like it mattered who won the match. 2. Kurt Angle vs. Edge vs. Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero- Smackdown 2002 The pinnacle of the Smackdown 6 era, this match showed what mat wrestling is capable of. This match had about 15 legitimately believable near falls, and by the end, was a treasure worth watching again and again. 3. Mankind vs. The Rock- Raw 1999 This was one of the biggest mark-out moments in history, when Mankind finally won the WWF Title from The Rock. As a young mark with no access to PPVs, this was the best that wrestling had to offer. 4. Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show- Vengeance 2003 Forget WM XX, this was the best Triple Threat match in history. Not only were there tons of unheard of spots, but there was also tremendous flow and a shocking finish. Seeing Angle pin Brock clean with the Angle Slam was a joy indeed. 5. The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan- WM XIX While the luster has faded considerably over time, at the time, this was an absolute epic that was enjoyable from start to finish. 6. Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker: Hell in a Cell- No Mercy 2002 7. Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Guerrero- Raw 2002 8. Vince McMahon vs. Triple H- Smackdown 1999 9. The Rock vs. Chris Jericho- No Mercy 2001 10. Kurt Angle vs. Big Show and TWGTT: Handicap match- Smackdown 2003

Quote of the year.

Nah. Jericho gets stale doing ten minutes of material a week on a wrestling show. If he had his own show for an hour a night, he'd wear thin real fast.

Would you care to name the 5 teams who are ahead of them? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why certainly. 1. San Antonio 2. Dallas 3. Denver 4. Minnesota 5. Seattle The Spurs are obvious and the Mavs should be obvious if you watched that series, and saw how far below potential they played, especially on the defensive end. Denver was almost unstoppable once Karl took over and got them to try, and they gave San Antonio a better series than Phoenix is doing. Minnesota has almost the entire team that was competitive in the Western Conference Finals last year, and if it wasn't for internal struggle and lack of motivation, they'd be there again right now. Finally, Seattle had a similar regular season record to Phoenix, and would have had a chance to beat San Antonio if they hadn't been beset with ridiculous amounts of injuries.

If they wanted to just drop the whole angle, and send him down to OVW, I wouldn't complain one peep. Oh, and if OVW's too drastic, Smackdown would work too.

Yeah, the Orioles pretty much raped Boston today. They were actually on television for a change, so I got to watch, and it was super. By the end of the third inning, the game was pretty much over. Of course, Arroyo was absolutely lost out there, didn't throw a single strike with his fastball, and didn't have much control of his breaking ball either, but still.... the Orioles were about as dominant as they could possibly be facing the second best team in the division.

I just got my ass handed to me again. I think having my two best hitters (Guillen and Beltran) injured the whole week hurt, especially since it wasn't in time to take them out of the lineup. I'm thinking about taking one of them out for Freel this week, but I know that if I do, they'll come back strong with 8 RBIs. My fantasy team's just torturing me this year.

When I watched the Suns play the Mavs, I saw how vulnerable they were against any team that could play decent defense. (Note: I'm not saying the Mavs played decent defense; I'm just saying that it was easy to see the Mavs only lost because they were doing nothing on the defensive end.) The fact is that no one on the team other than Nash can shoot, so if the Suns don't get wide-open dunks, they're pretty much screwed. The Spurs aren't letting them get all those dunks, they're guarding Nash, and they're basically making the Suns look like shit. The Phoenix Suns were the biggest over-achievers in the NBA, as talent-wise, they were probably only about sixth in the Western Conference.

The Orioles showing why, they are not for real. It's still their first three game losing streak of the year, they still have a three game lead in the AL East, and they still have the second best record in the American League. What exactly is your definiton of "for real"?

I'd say your first step is to convince them that you weren't drunk. If you can get them to believe that, everything will work out OK in the long run. At 2:30 on a Friday night though.... let's just say it might be a tough sell.

Viscera and Batista are both great on the stick. They deserve all the overness they can get. Cena on the other hand, I don't understand. I mean he's mildly entertaning, but his stuff just screams midcard, and I'm always surprised that he can be the top merchandise seller, and the top cheered babyface on Smackdown. Of course, I'm lucky if I watch Smackdown once a month, but when I do.....Cena looks midcard.

Dama's trying to tell the story to make him sound cool, but I bet that when it was going on, he was scared shitless the whole time, and was just trying to ignore it to calm the other guy down so he wouldn't get beat up. Dama just kind of strikes me as being a pussy.

It's probably 151. That's the most common for flaming shots. Although I want to know exactly what that guy was thinking. Was he trying to do a trick breathing fire or something? Because if you're not careful with that shit, you can burn the fuck out of your throat. I want to know how if he ended up hospitalized.

Yeah, that's probably a B cup, a C at the absolute most. By the way, did anyone notice the 11 year old nipplage in the bottom picture? I mean this is a board full of pedos, we should be excited.

Well, the Orioles didn't lose 8 out of 10 when they were playing the good teams in the division and then dismiss it is as "just April". I'm just saying that playing the worst teams in the AL instead of the best might have more to do with the Yankees turnaround then this magical May motivation thing.

Oh yeah, I always like to watch the US World Cup games. Their run last time was pretty cool. However, for just a typical soccer game, I'm lucky if I can sit through half of it.

Well, obviously if the Yankees keep winning 90% of their games, they'll take the division. However, as Al pointed out, a lot of their recent streak had to do with the schedule. (6 games each against Seattle and Oakland.) In addition, their aging pitching staff is much more likely to break down over the grind of the season than Baltimore's is. I'm not saying that the Yankees are incapable of winning the AL East, or that the Orioles have it locked up. I'm just saying that Baltimore looks like the best team in the division right now, and are on pace to get to 100 wins without much trouble. Until they do something to suggest otherwise, I think they should be given some respect as the frontrunners in the division.

And for the record, here are my picks. They're kind of hard to read, but copying and pasting is way easier than typing. AMERICAN LEAGUE NATIONAL LEAGUE First Base: T. Martinez, NYY First Base: A. Pujols, STL Second Base: B. Roberts, BAL Second Base: J. Kent, LAD Third Base: A. Rodriguez, NYY Third Base: C. Jones, ATL Shortstop: M. Tejada, BAL Shortstop: C. Barmes, COL Catcher: J. Lopez, BAL Catcher: R. Hernandez, SD Outfielder: V. Guerrero, LAA Outfielder: B. Abreu, PHI Outfielder: M. Ramirez, BOS Outfielder: M. Cabrera, FLA Outfielder: G. Sheffield, NYY Outfielder: A. Dunn, CIN