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This is quite a finish here. I think just about everyone in the world that followed golf expected DiMarco to fold under the pressure, but he's hung right in there, and he's still got a good chance at winning on the final hole.

DiMarco was just starting to look like he was making a run, but then Tiger made an amazing chip-in to take a two stroke lead. I really don't see him losing the lead at this point.

I've just got one question. How the fuck did the Timberwolves fall so far? Last year, they were a one seed, and then last night with an outside shot to make the playoffs, they break Atlanta's 14-game losing streak. I swear to god, they must be trying to lose or something.

That may be true, and if you were talking directly to me, I haven't gotten any in a while. HOWEVER, if my standards were that low, I would be swimming in pussy every single day. Any time I go to a party, I could fuck some fat chick who's ugly as fuck like that, but since I have just a little tiny bit of self respect I choose not to. I mean, could you imagine showing a chick like that to your friends? I'd have to leave the country if I was engaged to that whale. (To be fair though, I'm nowhere near as fat as useless moron Scott Keith. If I was, I could see how that would totally eat my self respect away in no time.)

Your team has nothing on my sportsline.com fantasy basketball team. I don't think there was one week in the season where my team didn't have one player out with an injury or a suspension. Plus, they were always key players like Pau Gasol, Tim Duncan, Brad Miller, or Manu Ginobili. The cool thing is that, despite this, I am still likely going to finish 2nd. Anyway, it looks like I am going to win my game here this week. Thankfully, my three Tiger players filled in admirably for my injured guys. I just hope that trend will continue next week. I think it's a jinx because of that ugly Asian chick in your sig. Remove her and your problems with the injury bug will leave permanently.

Hey, before she got the boob job, she was one of the hottest women in the world. Directly after the boob job, she was still pretty damn hot. Right now, she's fucking average. The descent is sad.

You do know they're still in the middle of the third round right? There's still plenty of time for someone else to make a run.

Oh, I'd definitely book for the WWE if I ever had the chance. It would be great just to have a couple midcard stories used, even if they didn't instantly remake the whole WWE in my image. That's the kind of job that you really wouldn't get bored with, so I wouldn't mind getting called in with no notice. It's not something I'm actually likely to pursue, but if the chance was there, I'd jump at it.

What the hell. Why does every wrestler I like play for team sober. Counting HBK and Angle (I'm guessing), there's almost no one for me to look up to. I guess it's just one more reason to thank god for Pimptista. (All that time hanging out with Flair; he must have picked up something.)

It's a terrible idea. He just left the company a year ago because he couldn't handle the travel schedule, so you're going to reward him with a special gimmick that almost anyone else would be happy to play, but which he will hate because he has to travel twice as much. Then, after building him up with the fans as someone more important than anyone on either show, he'll probably leave again, and this time you'll piss off not one brand, but two. If they bring him back, they need to do a little something to make him pay his dues. The way I'd do it is bring him in as a cocky heel and have the Undertaker challenge him for his first match back. He can talk about all the times he's beaten Taker etc., and then when the match comes, he should lose clean. This will make him flip out, and send him on a psychotic heel run, before eventually "training" like in the videos before SS 2002 to get back to his previous shape. Then, after he's refocused himself on wrestling in storyline terms, he can beat Taker in a rematch, and then challenge for the title.

Actually, I didn't really think HHH shoud have gone over, so much as I just wanted him to go over. Everyone at the bar was into Benoit fine, and I think the live crowd was too. I just have always hated Benoit as a face, and I was 99% sure he was winning the match going in, so I would have marked out hard if HHH had just won it with the Pedigree.

Wow, you can do all kinds of magical things. I'm watching the Orioles game right now, and it's been pretty slow, so I've been spending my time looking up all the things on TSM that I'd never even think about wasting my time on normally.

Hey, you did the tough part. Now just get a haircut and you're all set. (Someone had to be a dick, I mean honestly.)

Actually, I got that just from reading the leaderboard, but here's another fun tidbit from the actual story: That's just funny. I would have loved to be in the gallery for that hole.

Well, I know the round got shortened by rain today, but it's good to see someone still managed to finish: I guess he just outgrew pride a few years ago. It's funny, on the one hand, you've got Nicklaus who's embarrassed to be out there if he's a stroke behind Ernie Els, and then you have this guy out there, hobbling around the course playing worse than me. I think when you get on the wrong side of 100, I think it might be time to admit that the Masters isn't really the place to try to get in 18 holes.

God, can you imagine HHH in the DDP role? Pure cinematic gold! Of course, we might have to change the finish; I don't think Jimmy King's ready to beat HHH yet.

Cockfighting sounds like a tight sport. They need to base a cockfighting show out of some South America country where no one cares, and run it on Spike TV. I know I'd watch.

The thing is that both brands desperately need all the name quality heels they can get right now, as they're both trying to establish new face champions. If they were going to do a draft, I think they could probably work a more symbiotic relationship later in the year, say maybe a week after Summerslam. I still like the idea of a trade better though, as it lets the GMs build their brands, as opposed to randomly having talent taken from under their nose through no fault of their own.

Yeah, I wasn't saying I minded HHH's presence at all; it was absolutely necessary if they were going to keep the feud going. I was just saying that somewhere in the midst of the 15 people that got mic time on Monday, Batista needed to cut a promo about being the champ. Even using the 20 second block where Kane acted like he was about to make out with Randy Orton would have helped Batista's credibility a lot.

He probably was. Nobody sends a drink to someone they've never met before if they're not trying to get in their pants.

Yeah, I kind of agree on the division titles. The Yankees and Braves may not domnate MLB, but those division titles are pretty impressive. In fact, when you play a 162-game season, and seven game series in the playoffs, you could make an argument that winning the AL East or the NL East/West is actually more difficult than winning the Series. Note: NL West is included, because the Braves have been winning division titles so long that some of the titles in the current streak were actually won when the Braves played in the NL West.

Yes, the Orioles are on ESPN tonight! It's kinda tough finding a lot of games living in the northwest, so when there's national coverage like tonight, I'm happy.

The purpose of the Money in the Bank match wasn't to make a predictable contender for WM XX. It's purpose was to build up a heel challenger for Batista. They're going to cash it in at Bad Blood or at the very latest, Summerslam.

Wow. You must not have watched baseball in a while.

Actually, that would be kind of a good angle if somebody flipped out and destroyed the cameras, and then the HD feed cut out, and everyone had to watch on regular TV. It would just put over the angle a little bit more if they lost the HD feed as a result of something a wrestler did.