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Hey, since you seem to have some time on your hands, do you think you could get a record for him? It would be interesting to see just how high his winning percentage was over the course of all those years.

HHH should have gone over Benoit at WM XX to keep Wrestlemania unpredictable. A lot of times they have to put the face over because he's got so much mometum and they need to establish him as a star (e.g. Austin, Batista), so they should take advantage of the boring challengers as chances to keep the belt on the heel.

If we're going for worst beat stories on PartyPoker, here's mine: I'd been playing pretty well, and I decided I'd play NL 100 for a while instead of NL 50. Anyway, I was up another 20 bucks at that (six-person) table, and I decided to play A-6 suited. The flop came A-6-5, and I checked it. Somebody bet $3 and someone else called, so I raised it to $10. Both called. Then the turn was an 8, and I bet $10 and got 2 callers again. At this point, I was starting to get scared of trips, but then another ace came on the river. With a solid full house, I bet $20 on the river, and got raised to $50. Again, the other caller stayed in. There was only one ace left in the deck, and I knew that I had at least one of the two beat. Plus, it seemed weird that the other guy would call $10 on the flop with just an A-8, so I put him on A-K, A-5, or A-6 and re-raised all-in. Of course, they both called, and the original bettor showed A-8, took all my money and a bunch more for a $350+ pot. That's still nowhere near as bad as the four kings losing to four aces story though. Are you sure you didn't stack the deck that hand?

Correct, it's a random "lottery" style draft. Jason Oh, I guess that's what I get for not actually watching the show. I just read the results later, and they made it sound like they picked people straight up, but still took crappy midcarders instead of the top guys.

Well I am from Oklahoma dipshit. Just a bunch of Texas Jr. Rednecks here. I figured you probably wouldn't get it.

No, no. He was claiming to be Michael Vick. He was Ron Mexico for the STD tests, because he didn't want anyone to trace it. And I guarantee you that bitch was hoping to get preggers. At least she'll still gets her settlement, even if she did get an unexpected consequence on the side.

Yeah, the Mariners acquired Bret Boone and Ichiro Suzuki, and the Rangers managed to pull together a decent bullpen. It's no secret that Rodriguez performs voodoo curses in order to doom his own team's bullpens. Damn straight he does. Latino my ass. The dude's from Haiti or Creole. He's just got lighter skin. Creole is a language, not a place, you dumbshit. Freak out why don't you b/c I'm not up on my voodoo geography. That's the problem with this forum. People's blood boil over stupid shit. What do you expect? You just made up a country out of thin air! The way you write, I swear you must be from either be from Texas or Redneck.

The point of the rule is to make sure that you pitch someone in all your spots every week, rather than leaving some shitty fifth starter on the bench because you're afraid he'll sink your ERA and WHIP. I can see how a mid-week injury would make things difficult, but honestly, as long as the rest of your team pitches fairly well, you should still have a better than 50/50 shot at making the requirement. I'd say don't worry about it too much until you actually start losing games because of it.

The draft idea's stupid because it breaks kayfabe. Obviously, if it were real, the GMs would just take all the main eventers instead of the crappy people they do take. If they want to move a couple people between shows, all they have to do is announce a trade or say someone's contract ran out. They could even make it a storyline, where someone like Undertaker demands a trade, and decides to make Teddy Long's life hell until he moves him.

I'm pretty sure that the point is that the pedophiles don't just have pictures of naked kids. They've probably got stashes of kids giving blowjobs, pleasuring each other, etc., etc. If there's something that's got real value as art or a documentary piece, I really don't think we need the government going all Gestapo, and trying to destroy the people who film it. Of course, looking for outrage over naked kids on a board with this many borderline pedophiles was probably a bad idea anyway. Here's a picture to try to help you get in touch with your inner pervert.

This is just a wiiiild guess here, but I'm guessing you haven't bought a lot of coke.

I think you could ask this just about any year, and the answer would be the Orioles winning the World Series. I can't tell if it's because the Yankees and Red Sox are so powerful, or just because baseball's more meaningful than the other sports that way, but that would be more special than anything else I can imagine.

It's easy. He only loses the title at Wrestlemania, so the next night it's always a post-Mania show.

And to think, he could have stayed in Seattle and gotten himself a white girl. Oh well, we all make mistakes.

If he wins just one, it'll be the British at St. Andrew's. Oh, I didn't bother to check the sites. I was thinking in general that Tiger usually has to be more on his game to win at the British, but if they're playing at St. Andrew's, that's a totally different story. He owns that course.

Double post.

Well, the point is that I don't think it had anything to do with HHH, I think it was just stupidity by the writers. Triple H, Eric Bischoff, Randy Orton, Edge, Shawn Michaels, Muhammad Hassan, Daiviri, Steve Austin, Simon Dean, Maven, and Kane all got mic time last night. Yet the one guy who really needed it, and who the fans really wanted to hear from coming off his world title victory? Nothing. It just doesn't make sense.

TBS, 1-800-FUNNY. Those are at least .8 Everest. Oh, and the commercials where they just replay sitcom lines get reeeeeally tiresome too. I think I must just be watching too much TBS lately.

I know it'll get shot dow eventually, but I'm actually feeling really optimistic about the O's right now. If Rodrigo Lopez can pitch like a real ace, and the rest of the staff can pitch like they did in the second half, they have the potential to make a serious run at the wildcard. I mean their lineup already matches up with anybody; maybe they can be like the Yankees last year and just win a bunch of games in spite of mediocre pitching. If they were in the Central or the West, I'd feel like they had a really good shot. It's just depressing being in the AL East right now, because no matter how much your team does, you know it's going to be nigh to impossible to boot the Yankees or Red Sox out of a playoff spot.

Ah, fuck that. It's time for the NBA and MLB now. After we're done breaking down the games from this year, I think we're ready to forget about college hoops until next October.

Changing your moveset doesn't make you blow spots. I think people are just a lot more forgiving of mistakes when looking at lower level promotions than they are with the WWE. Even WCW used to blow spots in at least three matches a night, and then people were surprised when the people that "stood out" just by being competent just looked mediocre in the WWE.

Nah, I think Summerslam might be pushing it. I think the perfect timing would be for him to use it after a Batista/Kane match at Bad Blood. You don't really want Batista to pull double duty on a dual-brand card, but it would work great as a reason for Edge to get a quick title run to set up a hot Batista/Edge main event at Summerslam.

Brilliant! WWE should steal all of it's storyline ideas from episodes of "Just Shoot Me'' If only they could do it that well. That was honestly one of the funniest sitcom episodes I've ever seen. The only "Just Shoot Me" that topped it was when Maya was going out with the passive-agressive guy from "3rd Rock From the Sun" who had the puppet show.

I'm going to go with a pick that's a little off the beaten path, and say Justin Leonard will take the Masters this year. I know it probably won't happen, but I just like the trend that both Weir and Mickelson ended droughts at the Bob Hope before winning the Masters the last two years, and then Leonard did it this year. I will say that Tiger Woods is winning at least one major this year though. I'd guess either the US Open or the PGA.

When they did the diva search, they went out of their way to point out that the whole contest was for a job as a non-wrestler, and that it was different from the Tough Enough girls that were supposed to be able to work in the ring. Given that, there's really no reason at all for her to go down to OVW just to learn how to wrestle. Just let her end this mini-feud with Trish without ever touching the title, and then use her as a valet or something for somebody that's a little too bland to make it on their own.