Richard

I haven't dressed up in years. I just sit at home and give candy out to the few kids that show up in this neighborhood.

They're not doing the NLCS?

As if the world needed another reason to hate us.

If Nick Patrick fucked up the fast count, why didn't WCW punish him somehow?

Someone picked the Chargers and won? I'll be damned.

Well we shit the bed, but Oakland choked on it...or something. Anyway see ya Lane.

Chargers shitting the bed today. They know the Raider games are supposed to be gimmes right?

Starting things off is a classic episode of Saturday Night Live from April 11, 1981. http://rapidshare.com/files/148988509/SNL_..._4-81_.wmv.html

The tiebreaker only matters if both teams are getting in, which obviously ain't happening here.

I think Lex was guaranteed a title win in his contract, which was about to expire.

The '72 strike resulted in Detroit winning the A.L. East by a 1/2 game over Boston.

This is just ripping off Something Awful. You gonna charge us $ to post too?

Shouldn't it be L.A. PARK or something now?

No Vader vs. Cactus Jack?

Sherri jumped to the WWF while still AWA woman's champ.

So South Park didn't make cheezing up then?

The last two weddings I went to were for Mormon relatives, so obviously there wasn't any beer.

Intresting choice of words.

So who in the NFL is gay?

Well that was fun. See ya next year.

I think Nash and Bagwell were the only two members of the main NWO group to not miss a significant amount of time. That caused the group to disband anti-climatically until Starrcade. I don't know how Nash turned face, but I think Buff finally split from Steiner well after people stopped caring. Then Rick Steiner turned and joined his brother for some reason. Sometime I'll look though old show reports and try to make sense of it all. Even Bret's feud with Will Sasso. You forgot didn't you?

I haven't really paid attention to NFL news this year, but the Chargers should win this one, right?

Sting was turned heel because whoever was booking at the time wanted to swerve us. I thought it made sense from a storyline perspective, but the problem was nobody was going to cheer Hogan over him. Luger turned heel during the fingerpoke incident and was injured soon after. He came back a few months later to play Sting against Hogan, which he ended up doing. Then he and Sting ended feuding at the end of the year. Hogan and Flair had a "double-turn" at Uncensored, though Hogan was more of a tweener until he got injured. Then he came back, and ended up allied with Sting and Goldberg against Nash (who turned heel for some reason, Sid, and Rick Steiner). Bret was injured for most of the first few months of the year, but was a heel the whole time. He turned face after Owen's death, returned in the fall and pretty much wrote the wave of sympathy until his nonsensical but totally predictable heel turn when the NWO reformed. Sid debuted as a heel to help Savage. Then he was allied with Rick Steiner and the Outsiders until Sid turned face and feuded with Nash. He remained a face until his aborted feud with Hogan in the spring of '00. DDP turned heel because Nash wanted to win the belt as a face. Yes this was the year Flair went to the loony bin. He turned heel at Uncensored and I think he went face again sometime in the fall before disappearing for awhile. Goldberg was around in the upper midcard. WCW went ass-backwards because it's WCW. Hall was out most of the year. Nash went from face Wolfpac leader to heel NWO elite to top face to heel in order to fight Hogan to retired to Hall's manager to active wrestler. Benoit and Malenko were Horsemen, turning heel when Flair did. They turned face again to set up a young vs. old storyline that primarily pushed Buff Bagwell. Then they formed the Revolution with Shane Douglas and Saturn. The group soon turned heel as Benoit went solo and feuded with the Filthy Animals which included Eddie Guerrero who was out much of the year due to a car crash. So in summary: injuries, Bischoff leaving WCW in the hands of Nash, and Russo having too much freedom added up to a year of crap.

Angel Dust should've been in the top 3, with King For a Day Fool For a Lifetime and maybe The Real Thing somewhere in the list. The Real Thing came out in '89. Whoever caused that prompt to pop up on this page please take care of it.