Richard

No, I don't have anything better to do than resurrect old threads. UWE Rage WK 6 Joey Styles, Mike Tenay, and Berzerker start off the show by hyping the upcoming ppv “UWE Second Blood”. Styles isn’t thrilled with the name, but Tenay tries to convince the audience that the action will be so fantastic that a good name isn’t needed. Berzerker has his own idea for a show name. Styles announces that tonight, we will be introduced to the Randomizer©, which will pair teams together at random. While many wrestlers don’t like it, it is sure to set up some exciting match-ups. Mean Gene draws the first team, which is Alex Wright and the British Bulldog. Josh Matthews draws the second, which is Max Moon and Waylon Mercy. JJ Dillon comes out with Eaton and Lane. He says that Arn is badly injured and will be unavailable for awhile. However, he states that Eaton has the right to choose a replacement, and thus the Midnight Express will re-form. 1. Kronik d. Masa Chono/Randy Orton, Los Boriculas Nuevos, and New Jack/Jerry Lynn at 12:54 when Adams pinned Vega following a “High Times”. (**) The MX come out and jaw with the winners. DDR Finals: Blue Meanie and La Parka both give it their all and both receive a similar level of applause, leading to a second round. This time Parka is the clear winner. Meanie congratulates the champ. C M Punk stands outside a stall while Kamala can be heard groaning and farting. Punk scolds his partner on his poor diet and suggests adding more fiber to it. Dustin Vice walks in holding a thighmaster. He complains about the stench and lights a match. Punk asks about the thighmaster, and Dustin says that while some men read on the crapper, he prefers to do what exercise he can . Dustin goes into the neighboring stall and closes the door. After Dustin starts making his own sick noises, Punk decides to get the hell out of there. 2. Ken Shamrock d. Barry Windham by making Barry submit to the ankle lock at 11:12 (***). Windham attacks Shamrock afterwards and demands a rematch. Back in the bathroom, Dustin walks out of the stall. After asking Kamala if he needed a doctor, he decides to light another match, which causes an explosion, leaving Rhodes in blackface. 3. Wild Card match: British Bulldog and Alex Wright d. Max Moon and Waylon Mercy when Davey Boy pinned Moon following a running powerslam at 8:03 (**1/4). Afterwards, Sean O’Haire attacks Bulldog, and Owen comes to rescue again. Malenko is training with Nathan Jones when Dillon stops by to tell Dean that if he had joined his stable, he would have been the replacement partner. Malenko responds that he wants to earn titles, not be given them. JJ says that Dean can have a title shot whenever he wants, but he suggests hooking up with a real wrestler. Dean prevents Nathan from attacking. 4.. Sid Vicious battles Brian Pillman to a double countout at 7:37 (*3/4). The match decends into a hardcore brawl throughout the arena, with David Flair, the Mountie, Chono, and Orton interfering for Pillman and Daniels, Noble, and the Filthy Animals aiding Sid. As staff members are breaking it up, New Jack runs in with a bat and gets revenge on Konnan. Dustin walks by still in blackface. Upon eying New Jack, he quickly turns around and runs away. In a pretaped vignette, the Masked Man reveals his reason for invading the UWE: to destroy Sting! Tenay and Styles believe Ric Flair is up to his old tricks, while Berzerker believe that the clues point to “HUSS!” 5. UWE Championship: Randy Savage © d. Shawn Micheals by countout at 11:25 when members of Clockwork Violence attacked HBK when he was thrown out of the ring, preventing him from returning. (**1'2) Sting, Shamrock, Bulldog, and Owen make the save. Next Week: Ken Shamrock vs. Barry Windham in a rematch Bobby Eaton vs. Bryan Clarke Rey Mysterio and Paul London vs. New Jack and Jerry Lynn KamalaPunk vs. Los Boriculas Nuevos Another wild card tag team match At UWE Second Blood: UWE TV Championship: Rey Mysterio Jr © vs. Christopher Daniels UWE Tag Championship: Midnight Express © vs. Kronik Sting vs. the Mystery Man "Random Act of Violence"Match: A 4 on 4 match featuring teams put together by the randomizer. The first two competitors revealed are the British Bulldog and Sean O’Haire.

The main reason people bashed Hanson, besides Taylor's effeminate good looks making men insecure about their sexuality, was the nonsensical chorus in MMMbop. If they had used a real word or phrase, people would have realized that it was actually a pretty good song for a kids band. Maybe they were going for a Crash Test Dummies homage.

Compared to the shit that has come out since, Hanson wasn't that bad.

I thought that said Chi Chi Rodriguez at first glance. Chi Chi La Rue's a porn director. How does someone in the porn industry get on the list?

5th out of 56. Not bad.

You think I like getting up before noon on Sunday to watch football? I deal with it without complaining.

I'm not gay but I'll let you blow me if you want. Just give me your name, address, and SS#, and I'll be on my way.

Another forum I go to has threatened to ban anyone who does one. Knowing the admin, he's dead serious.

Now the team playing at home is 1-10. Wonder if it's more than coincidence.

The home team is 1-8 so far in this series.

That didn't take long.

If this happens, I will actually win one of the pools I'm in. I'm so excited. I'd be even more excited if there was money involved.

That first shot of the fly creeped me the fuck out.

Can you explain this one a little more?

When I five or six, my mom showed me a book of Uncle Remus stories. Of course, I think it's a swell idea to talk that way at the place my parents worked at. My dad was pretty pissed at my mom naturally.

Brock Samson

At least the intellitxt and normal links are different colors, unlike some places (Chud).

Thats right. Canada holds its own. But Baja is screwed. Also the USSR not only survives, but gets Alaska, and Germany uses the modern flag for some reason.

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