Richard

Cosmo Kramer

Ripley

Rocket was responding to my choosing the PRC. I changed it to the ROC afterward.

Archie Bunker

Republic of China

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

GROUP A "Respect" by Aretha Franklin (token pick) "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals GROUP B "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles GROUP C "My Generation" by The Who "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones

She's cute but she doesn't get my noodle going.

Jay Sherman

WWF Fury Hour 11-26 Herb greets the audience and hypes tonight’s big Cactus Jack/Ted Dibiase match-up. The announcers are cut-off by the million $ man himself, who has a video clip to show. The footage shows Bam Bam assaulting Cactus on the loading dock. He supposes that his opponent won’t be able to wrestle tonight. He brings out Bigelow and they have a mutual gloating session. Bam Bam then turns his attention to his opponent in tonight’s TV title quarterfinal, 2 Cold Scorpio. 2CS comes out to respond, and their match quickly gets underway. 1. 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Ted Dibiase) Ted involves himself in the match, attacking Scorpio whenever he is tossed out of the ring. He is finally ejected from ringside, but Bigelow wins after catching 2CS coming off the top and power bombing him at 9:26. (Ad break) When we come back, we see footage of Col. Debeers attacking the fallen Scorpio. Tatanka gives his thoughts on the Thanksgiving holiday. 2. S & M (w/ Joel Gertner & The Dungeon Divas) vs. Jake Milliman & Arthur Washington Saturn pins Milliman after a DVD at 3:11. Afterward, the Divas came in and spanked the milkman. (Ad break) Mean Gene interviews Shane Douglas about Tommy Dreamer’s promo last week. The Franchise says he can’t wait to shut Dreamer up once and for all, and if Beulah wants to get involved, then he’ll be happy to do the same to her. Francine interrupts to say that they’ll both do the same to her. 3. Shane Douglas (w/ Francine) vs. Mikey Whipwreck ( w/ The Sinister Minister) Mikey tells Shane that he’s going to soften him up for Tommy. However, Douglas has control for most of the match. The Minister tries to get involved, but Francine fights him. Beulah comes out and distracts the ref while Shane has Mikey pinned. Douglas argues with the ref and Beulah, and almost gets pinned by Whipwreck. Francine goes after her rival, and Douglas finishes Mikey off with the Pittsburgh Plunge at 7:26. Afterward, Douglas continues on his opponent and attacks The Minister when he gets in the ring. Tajiri makes the save for his team. All 3 members of the Unholy Alliance prevent Shane and Francine from injuring Beulah and send them off. (Ad break) Ted Dibiase comes out for the main event match accompanied by Bam Bam Bigelow, who is sent to the back. Ted says that he doesn’t need Bam Bam anyway, because Cactus Jack won’t even show up. Just as ref Earl Hebner is about to call the match off, a hobbling Cactus makes an entrance. 4. Cactus Jack vs. Ted Dibiase The Million $ Man easily handles the hardcore legend for most of the match. However Jack is able to build a comeback and it looks as if he may pull this one out. However, while attempting a ddt, Cactus gets knocked off his feet and is locked in a figure 4. Dibiase can’t get him to submit, so he flips forwards and bridges for the pin at 6:21. Bam Bam comes out and the two of them add insult to injury. Ricky Steamboat (who will face Bigelow in the TV tournament semifinals), runs in to stop them, and even though it’s essentially 2-on-1, the million dollar team decides to save their strength, and hit the road. The dragon helps Cactus up and they walk to the back. Abrams hypes Bret Hart vs Barry Windham next week, the winner to face Ted Dibiase at Holiday Chaos for the WWF World Heavyweight Title. Also, Mr. Perfect will take on Dusty Rhodes, with a bye to the WWF TV title tournament finals at stake.

Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts. Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison. Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger. Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot. Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes. Thanks for the American dream, To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through. Thanks for the KKK. For nigger-killin' lawmen, feelin' their notches. For decent church-goin' women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces. Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers. Thanks for laboratory AIDS. Thanks for Prohibition and the war against drugs. Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind the own business. Thanks for a nation of finks. Yes, thanks for all the memories-- all right let's see your arms! You always were a headache and you always were a bore. Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_MYrVzU-Y

Does it matter which Bond actor I use a pic of?

James Bond

What are you talking about? Bossman wasn't a jobber.

prime, or close to it

Eric Cartman

bump

It's not just stupidity. Any trait a character may have, can be exaggerated as a work progresses. The factors include a change in writers, and underestimating audience comprehension. Here is a list of examples.

It's in a timeless vacuum.

Who would have won though? They wouldn't have given the WCW title to Lawler would they?

I read that Herd wanted him to shave his head.

WWF Fury Hour 11-19 Herb welcomes us to another exciting edition of Fury Hour and hypes tonight’s main event, Bret “the Hitman” Hart vs. “Ravishing” Rick Rude. The winner will face Barry Windham in two weeks for a World Heavyweight Title shot at Holiday Chaos and the loser may have to wait quite a while for his title shot. JBL thinks that with his strength and Bobby Heenan’s intellect, Rude is the hands-on favorite. Abrams is looking forward to tonight’s TV title tourney match between RVD and CM Punk. He reminds us that this match will have a 10 minute time limit. 1. Rob Van Dam vs. CM Punk Sure enough, this match fails to finish in the allotted time and both men are eliminated. Punk is pissed and attacks Van Dam. He gets a chair and brings it into the ring, but 2 Cold Scorpio makes the save. Col. De Beers runs in and goes after him. (Ad break) The Heenan Family are backstage, and Bobby builds up Rude’s match against Hart. Tully brings up The Brainbuster’s match with the Bushwackers, but Rude tells them it’s not important. Perfect and Arn keep them from going at it, while Heenan tries to convince them that both matches are important. It’s just that Bret Hart is a much bigger challenge that the Bushwackers. They all crack jokes about how much the ‘wackers suck, and it seems that all is well in the family. 2. The Brainbusters (w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. The Bushwackers The Kiwis put up more of a fight than Arn and Tully expected. However, Tully pins Luke with a diving sunset flip at 4:26. Joel Gertner introduces his new team, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko, which he’s named S&M. They aren’t too thrilled with the name, but Joel assures them that they won’t have to wear bondage gear or anything. He brings out three ladies that are in bondage gear, whom he calls the Dungeon Divas. Saturn and Malenko roll their eyes while the divas spank Gertner. (Ad break) Ted Dibiase and Bam Bam Bigelow rip Cactus Jack and tell him to get his ass out there and face them. Jack comes out and says that if they were trying to soften him up last week, they didn’t do a very good job, because he’s ready to fight next week. Dibiase tells Bigelow to do a better job, and he goes after Cactus. They brawl in the aisle and to the back, flooring poor Terry Adonis, who was on his way to the ring. Bret Hart conducts an interview with Kevin Kelly. Bret talks about his father’s condition and promises to give him something to raise his spirits. (Ad Break) 3. Rey Mysterio vs. ? Terry Adonis was the original opponent, but he is unable to wrestle due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Luckily, they found a replacement. 3. Rey Mysterio vs. Doink the Clown It turns out to be quite a competitive match up, but the clown takes the easy way out by pulling a squirtgun out of his jacket and shooting Rey in the eyes for a dq at 8:12. Doink laughs wildly at his opponent’s misery. Tommy Dreamer and Beulah vow revenge against Shane Douglas and Francine. (Ad Break) 4. Bret Hart vs. Rick Rude (w/ Bobby Heenan) Barry Windham joins the commentators for this one. The competitors spill out of the ring and end up brawling near the announcing table. Rude has some words for Windham and Barry isn’t pleased. Heenan gets Rude to stay focused, and he and Hart end up back in the ring. Rick takes control and performs a swinging neckbreaker on Bret. Instead of going for a pin, he mouths off to Windham again, which causes Barry to leave the booth to confront the ravishing one. Rude and Windham yell at each other while Heenan attempts in vain to break it up. Rude finally walks away, and goes to finish off the hitman. However, Hart rolls him up for a surprise 123 at 10:18. Barry walks away satisfied, while Bret mildly celebrates. Rude is pissed off and attacks Bret until he sees Windham and goes after him. Herb hypes Cactus Jack vs. Ted Dibiase as next week’s main event and tells us to tune in, while JBL complains about Windham’s interference.

GROUP A "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys GROUP B "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

Lisa-focused episodes on the whole are generally kind of lousy but I wouldn't say her character is actively annoying. By now all the characters have annoyed me. Homer was the worst though before they thankfully scaled back his retardation.

She's way hotter than Cameron even if she is old.