Richard

I only wish I could start threads of such high quality as Jingus. Maybe if I keep at it, I can finally earn his respect.

He had to cut his hair to play the Black Scorpion.

So are we not getting a Column 2 then?

Too bad I got a D in spanish class. I've always wondered how they cover angles involving the regular announcers. Like how do they sell the importance of Jim Ross getting beat up/fired to Latin America?

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's Round 2 GROUP A "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash "8 Miles High" by the Byrds "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "She Loves You" by The Beatles "Mr. Tambourine Man" by Bob Dylan "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys GROUP B "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone "My Way" by Frank Sinatra "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan "Jumpin Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "The Weight" by The Band "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Birds "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown "Norwegian Wood" by Beatles "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

Sparknotes. And here I was reading the book like a sucker.

Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.

I finally have the sound back for my tv. I knew if I waited and waited and waited for over a month, things would fix themselves.

What if I post a naked black dude? Would I be racist then?

He'll always be Sexual Chocolate to me.

wait what?

Dylan could sing when he wanted to.

And Herc being a heel again.

Apparently, Eric Bischoff works for the Padres now.

WWF Fury Hour 11-12 Herb Abrams welcomes the tv audience to another exciting edition of WWF Fury Hour. He announces that tonight we’ll see the first match of the 8-man tournament to determine the first Television Champion. That title, as well as the tag and world heavyweight titles, will be awarded at the promotion’s first ppv, WWF Holiday Chaos. JBL asks if the name was originally Christmas Chaos, and Herb admits it was. JBL complains about political correctness. Herb runs down the brackets. Steamboat will face Jarrett, Scorpio will take on Bigelow, and the winners will meet in the semis. RVD will fight Punk, Rhodes will do battle with Perfect, and the winners will meet in the other semi. Abrams announces that in order to get all scheduled matches on each card on the show, A time limit of 10 minutes has been instated. RVD and all the others will have to work on putting their opponent away as quickly as possible. 1. The Rockers vs. York/Matthews Janetty pins York after a Rocker-plex at 6:35. Afterwards, Mean Gene interviews the winners. Shawn says that he’s happy to be back with Marty as a team, and it’ll take more than a broken rope to keep the belts off their waists. Marty adds that while other teams may ape their look and moves, there’s only one Rockers, and it’s the two of them. Gene and Shawn both look confused, and Janetty tells them that they know what he means. (Ad break) 2 Cold Scorpio cuts a promo on Debeers and the Commandant. He tells them that if they think they can go around hating on Black people, they’re mistaken. He’ll be more than happy to set them straight. Doink vs. Mike Bell Bell submits to a crossface at 2:58. The clown pulls a small squirt gun out of his jacket and shoots a substance into the jobber’s eyes, apparently causing him great pain. Jeff Jarrett tells Kevin Kelly that he can do to Steamboat this week what he did to Rhodes last week. Kelly warns him that he’d be disqualified, but Jarrett tells him that he’s too good to be stopped by such things, and the refs aren’t safe from his wrath if they screw him. (Ad break) After a quick look back at last week’s controversial battle royal finish, Herb announces that he and the board of directors have decided to have Bret Hart and Rick Rude face each other next week for the right to meet Barry Windham for the WWF title shot. JBL wants to know who is on the board of directors, and why he’s been excluded. Abrams gives a non-answer and plays a... Rey Mysterio vignette, which has him traveling the streets of Tijuana conversing with the locals in Spanish with no subtitles. 3. Kerry von Erich vs. Keith Cole (w/ Kent Cole) Von Erich takes Cole down with the discus punch, but Kent runs in for the dq at 3:47. Kerry is able to clear the ring though. Ricky Steamboat tells Mean Gene that while he is still upset that he isn’t able to compete for the main belt, he would be happy to have any gold, and he certainly would like to let Jarrett know what he thinks of him attacking Dusty. He tells Jeff not to even think about trying to smash a guitar over his head, or else this dragon will burn him. (Ad break) 4. Ricky Steamboat vs. Jeff Jarrett This match almost goes the time limit, getting briefly interrupted by an (ad break), but the dragon wins with a crossbody at 9:55. Afterwards, Southern Justice comes down and gets in Steamboat’s face, while Jarrett gets a guitar. However, Dusty Rhodes shows up gets his attention. JJ and his goons chase the dream into the back. Just as Steamboat is on his way out, Cactus Jack comes out with a mic. He wants Ricky to know that he is sorry to have tossed him two weeks ago. He assures him that it wasn’t personal, and he still wants to be friends. Steamboat responds that he understands what happened, and he doesn’t hold it against Cactus. He wishes him luck against Ted Dibiase two weeks from now. This is interrupted by Dibiase, who mocks their conversation and tells them that they are nowhere near his level. He calls Cactus a fat slob who’s too poor to get wrestling lessons. He pulls out a thick wad of cash and offers it to Ricky if he’ll soften Jack up. The dragon refuses, and Ted tells him what a fool he is. Dibiase turns to leave, but Bam Bam Bigelow comes out and says he’ll be happy to take the offer. Ted is able to goad Jack into an immediate 1 on 1 match with Bigelow, with the winner getting a second wad of money. 5. Hardcore Match: Cactus Jack (w/ Ricky Steamboat) vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Ted Dibiase) These two quickly spill out of the ring and brawl throughout the arena. Time runs out and the brawl end in a drawl. Abrams hypes next week’s card, with Hart vs. Rude and RVD vs. Punk. JBL asks if there really is a board of directors, or if that’s the name he gives his blowup doll collection. Herb gets flustered, stutters a bit, and quickly signs off.

those smug motherfuckers

Angel of Death

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Have we mentioned the thread about the guy who fucked his male cousin, or the guy who watched porn in bed with his lesbian cousin, or the guy who accidentally watched a porn tape made by his parents?

Well clearly it's because three hundred years ago their ancestors lived there. DUH! I love how people say they want to go 'back' to Africa, when they themselves, nor any of their family has ever been there. But I'm white so what do I know. Just like the Jews and Israel. But god...I mean g-d forbid you bring that up at all.

We got a black president now. Things have changed, and now it's whitey's turn to do our work. Get to it boy. You're black? My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a free mulatto.

Keith has nothing on you dude. Bravo.