Richard

Mayday Savio Vega d. 2 Cold Scorpio tag team championship: Heavenly Bodies© d. British Bulldog & Owen Hart when Del Ray pinned Owen Chris Benoit d. Hakushi IC Championship: Tatanka d. Jeff Jarrett© by dq. Pacific Powers d. Smoking Gunns when Yokozuna d. Pritchard Razor Ramon d. Bob Backlund Raven d. Undertaker after Awesome and Bigelow interfered Mr. Perfect d. Shawn Michaels WWF championship: Borne Again© d. Bret Hart

that guy should be one of the reviewer choices in the next EWR release.

Great, the one time we get a good episode, and my affiliate's techical problem's make much of it unwatchable.

Captain America?

Actually I got to be a ring announcer. Unfortunately I was ejected for calling Lex Luger a cocksucker.

Well you can use the Andre the midget character if you want.

In the playoffs my rookie season.

12-89 HTM and Matcho Man form Rhythm & Blues Royal Rumble Canadian Earthquake d. Ronnie Garvin at 12:28 Bushwackers d. Demolition 2 falls to 0 Luke pinned Ax at 1:03 Butch pinned Smash at 11:58 Tag titles: Twin Towers d. Bolscheviks © when Akeem pinned Zhukov at 18:06 WWF championship: Zeus d. Hulk Hogan © at 22:36 Rumble: Brutus Beefcake wins after starting at #1. The final four were Beefcake, #21 Hillbilly Jim, #16 King Haku, and #27 Tugboat Thomas. Beefcake eliminated Thomas, Haku eliminated Jim, and Beefcake threw out Haku. #5 Pink Blazer lasted the shortest time, being tossed by Brooklyn Brawler 2 seconds in. Wrestlemania VI Jim Neidhart d. Rick Rude at 9:02 Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire d. Magnificent Muraco & Sensational Sherri when Sapphire pinned Sherri at 15:42 Earthquake d. Jim Duggan at 4:33 Tugboat Thomas & Brooklyn Brawler d. Powers of Pain when Thomas pinned Warlord at 14:17 Rhythm & Blues d. Strike Force when HTM pinned Martel at 1:25 Jake Roberts d. Hercules at 6:26 King Haku pinned Ultimate Warrior at 11:54 Roddy Piper d. Dino Bravo at 7:13 tag match: Twin Towers © d. Bushwackers & Bolscheviks in 3-way at 19:16 when Bossman pinned Butch tuxedo match: Hulk Hogan d. Mr. Fuji at 3:03 Greg Valentine d. Jimmy Snuka at 3:16 WWF vs. IC title: Brutus Beefcake d. Zeus at 28:17

Actually, I might as well do something with this thread. WM 4 Boris Zhukov wins 20 man battle royal last eliminating Hillbilly Jim WWF title tourny Jim Duggan d. Ted Dibiase by dq. Don Muraco d. Dino Bravo Greg Valentine d. Ricky Steamboat Butch Reed d. Randy Savage OMG d. Bam Bam Bigelow by co Jake Roberts & Rick Rude double co Ultimate Warrior d. Hercules WWF title tourny Hulk Hogan d. Andre the Giant in 10 seconds Don Muraco d. Jim Duggan Butch Reed d. Greg Valentine IC title: Brutus Beefcake d. Honky Tonk Man © Bobby Heenan puts WWF Career on the line Koko B. Ware & British Bulldog d. Bobby Heenan & Islanders when Koko pins Heenan WWF title tourny: Don Muraco d. Hulk Hogan after One Man Gang and Butch Reed attacked the Hulkster One Man Gang d. Butch Reed by dq. after Hogan smashed a chair over OMG's head tag titles: Strike Force © d. Demolition by dq. WWF title final: Don Muraco d. One Man Gang by co.

Say it ain't so

I'm a yellow dragon: Your Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all. Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all (after Gold, Platinum and Chromatic dragons). They spend the vast majority of their time soaring high above the ground, often for no particular reason. They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. Your Inner Dragon spends most of his/her time on the Plains or steppe highlands when not mingled with the air currents. All of the Elemental dragons are technically aligned "Chaotic Evil" but a Yellow is about as close as they come to being either Neutral or "Lawful Evil." So if you feel like a bit of a do-gooder sometimes, it's perfectly normal. You like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. Your favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air mass or current. When it's needed, your breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How's that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!

apparently it was a different kind of chowder

All I can tell you is I'll be on the card.

sisterfucker

thank you

fucking liar

there were two Volkoffs?

pussy

super: As we speak, two major networks are airing tv-movies based on young white female media darlings. CBS is broadcasting a biopic on Elizabeth Smart, while NBC is showing a movie based on Jessica Lynch's tour of duty. CBS also made news this week by declining to air a miniseries about the Reagans that upset republicans. Why are we bringing this all up you ask? To promote the new motion picture Jessica Lynch and Elzabeth Smart get ass raped by Ronald Reagan from Extreme Associates. Hey if we're going down, we're going down fighting.

[back to the ring] Pyro: And we're back. We are talking with the founders of the North American Union of Goof Troop Yearners. Well gentlemen, how did this fine organization come together? "Goofy": Well it all began about a decade ago when my son was watching cartoons. In fact it was pretty much a ritual we had. the kid would watch his cute cartoons while I'd be in the kitchen doing crystal..oh sh*t! Pyro: Hey watch your f***in' language, you f***ing assf***er! "Goofy": sorry Pyro: Besides there's nothing wrong with doing Crystal. She's a beautiful woman. Hey wait a minute, she was only like 10 back then! Get off my f***ing set you motherf***in c***s***er! [Pyromaniac chases the two men off with a baseball bat] Pyro: Too many f***in perverts in this world. Anyway, my next guests are are the complete opposites. Please give a warm welcome to my neighbors, Jimmy and Joey. [two little boys enter the ring] Pyro: Hi kids, have you ever been to a wrestling show? kids: no Pryo: Well I hope this won't be your last. So did you two enjoy halloween? Kids: yea Pyro: That's great. So what did you dress up as? Jimmy: I was spongebob squarepants. Pyro: Well he's no Rocko, but he's got his charm. What about you Joey? Joey: I was a baseball player. Pyro: Well I certainly hope you weren't a Yankee. [laughs] So did you get a lot of candy? Jimmy: We got a lot of candy. Pyro: What was your favorite? Joey: I liked the Rock Candy Crystal Sticks. Pyro: God Dammit! I'm sick and tired of little sh*ts like you making vulgar comments about Crystal. Women are human beings who should be treated with some f***ing respect. [chases the boys away with the bat] Pyro: I never liked those two. Horrible parenting. Let's go to commercial.

You should have One Man Gang join Teddy Long and become Akeem again.

Legends Match: Jimmy Valient vs. Nick Bockwinkle Loser accepts Jesus Match: Goldberg vs. Paul Heyman Pat Patterson's underwear on a pole match: Sylvan Grenier vs. Brooklyn Brawler Tuxedo Match: Scott Keith vs. Mark Madden Blindfold Straightjacket Match: Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle Losers Gets naked and do each other Match: Stacy Keibler, Dawn Marie, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim vs. Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, Torrie Wilson, Lita Match ends in no contest when Mae Young and Moolah attack everyone and have geriatric lesbian sex Gauntlet Match: HHH vs. every WWE employee not on card Carrot Top, Dave Coulier, and Dustin Diamond all do 40 minute routines Main Event Scaffold Match: Vince McMahon vs. the corpse of Owen Hart

at this point, I get more of a rush from the classic episode. Poor Mondale.

[commercial- a montage of young attractive people dancing and socializing as Tool's Sober plays] Voiceover: Who would want to be sober with a beer like this. [shot of men drinking beer as hot ladies fondle them] [shot of Coors logo] Voiceover: Coors- because if you drink anything else, you're a queer.