Richard

Royal Rumble '89 1. Honky Tonk Man & Powers of Pain d. Ron Bass & Demolition 2/3 falls HTM pinned Smash Bass pinned Warlord Ax dq'd 2. Woman's title: Rockin Robin d. Judy Martin 3. super posedown: Hillbilly Jim d. Haku 4. Ultimate Warrior d. Harley Race Rumble 1. Bret Hart (1 by Volkoff) 2. Nikoli Volkoff (19 by Hogan) 3. Shawn Michaels (2 by Volkoff) 4. Blue Blazer (3 by Volkoff) 5. Don Muraco (28 by Akeem) 6. Green Rooster (4 by Muraco) 7. Red Rooster (5 by Muraco) 8. Jake Roberts (14 by Akeem) 9. Jacques Rougeau (6 by Roberts) 10. Marty Jeanetty (7 by Volkoff) 11. Raymond Rougeau (8 by Muraco) 12. Bad News Brown (9 by Roberts) 13. Dino Bravo (16 by Muraco) 14. Tito Santana (10 by Bravo) 15. Greg Valentine (13 by Hogan) 16. Paul Roma (11 by Valentine) 17. Akeem (29 by Beefcake) 18. Rick Martel (12 by Volkoff) 19. Hercules (15 by Savage) 20. Hulk Hogan (26 by Akeem) 21. Randy Savage (18 by Akeem) 22. #1 (17 by Hogan) 23. #2 (20 by Duggan) 24. Jim Duggan (22 by Bossman) 25. Danny Davis (21 by Muraco) 26. Big Bossman (27 by Beefcake) 27. Jim Neidhart (25 by Bossman) 28. Koko B. Ware (23 by Akeem) 29. Rick Rude (24 by Hogan) 30. Brutus Beefcake (Winner)

Survivor Series '88 Beefcake's team (Brutus Beefcake, Honky Tonk Man, Ultimate Warrior, Sam Houston, Jim Brunzell) vs. Bass' team (Ron Bass, Greg Valentine, Danny Davis, Bad News Brown, Sika) 1 HTM pinned Sika 2. Beefcake pinned Brown 3. Bass pinned Brunzell 4. HTM pinned Valentine 5. Davis pinned Houston 6. Warrior d. Bass 7. HTM d. Davis Survivors: Brutus Beefcake, Honky Tonk Man, Ultimate Warrior Power Of Pain's team (POP, Bulldogs, Hart Foundation, Young Stallions, Rockers) vs. Bolscheviks' team (Bolscheviks, Conquistadors, Demolition, Rougeaus, Megabucks) 1. Powers pinned Dibiase 2. #2 pinned Dynamite Kid 3. Volkoff pinned Bret 4. Raymond pinned Shawn 5. Warlord pinned Raymond 6. Barbarian pinned Ax 7. #1 pinned Roma 8. Zhukov pinned Warlord Survivors: Bolscheviks & Conquistadors Hillbilly Jim's team (Hillbilly Jim, Jake Roberts, Jim Duggan, Ken Patera, Tito Santana) vs. Humperdink's Family (Rick Rude, Haku, Harley Race, Red Rooster, Green Rooster (Curt Hennig)) 1. Roberts pinned Red Rooster 2 Haku pinned Patera 3. Duggan pinned Green Rooster 4 Harley Race pinned Santana 5. Hillbilly Jim pinned Rude 6 Haku pinned Duggan 7. Race pinned Roberts 8 Jim pinned Race 9. Haku pinned Jim Survivor: Haku Hulk's team (Hogan, Muraco, Savage, Koko B. Ware, Blue Blazer) vs. Jive Soul Bros (Akeem, Reed, Big Bossman, Hercules, Dino Bravo) 1. Hogan pinned Hercules 2. Bravo pinned Blazer 3. Muraco & Bossman double co 4. Hogan pinned Reed 5. Bravo pinned Savage 6. Akeem pinned Koko 7. Hogan pinned Bravo 8. Hogan pinned Akeem Survivor: Hulk Hogan

4-88 Oliver Humperdink turns heel and takes over Heenan's Family 5-88 Bolscheviks win tag titles at house show, Honky Tonk Man turns face Summerslam '88 Conquistadors d. Demolition, Hart Foundation, Rougeaus & British Bulldogs in elimination match Jake Roberts d. Rick Rude in blindfold match Tag Titles Bolscheviks © d. Powers of Pain when Zhukov pinned Barbarian Honky Tonk Man d. Greg Valentine Hillbilly Jim d. Megabucks in handicap match, pinning Ted & Andre at same time IC title: Ron Bass d. Brutus Beefcake by dq. Hulk Hogan d. Butch Reed by co WWF title: Don Muraco © d. One Man Gang

My character thinks he's an important part of the invasion when in reality he's a jobber with no idea what's going on. He couldn't tell you from Zack.

and his wife left him for another woman.

Actually, I might as well do something with this thread. WM 4 Boris Zhukov wins 20 man battle royal last eliminating Hillbilly Jim WWF title tourny Jim Duggan d. Ted Dibiase by dq. Don Muraco d. Dino Bravo Greg Valentine d. Ricky Steamboat Butch Reed d. Randy Savage OMG d. Bam Bam Bigelow by co Jake Roberts & Rick Rude double co Ultimate Warrior d. Hercules WWF title tourny Hulk Hogan d. Andre the Giant in 10 seconds Don Muraco d. Jim Duggan Butch Reed d. Greg Valentine IC title: Brutus Beefcake d. Honky Tonk Man © Bobby Heenan puts WWF Career on the line Koko B. Ware & British Bulldog d. Bobby Heenan & Islanders when Koko pins Heenan WWF title tourny: Don Muraco d. Hulk Hogan after One Man Gang and Butch Reed attacked the Hulkster One Man Gang d. Butch Reed by dq. after Hogan smashed a chair over OMG's head tag titles: Strike Force © d. Demolition by dq. WWF title final: Don Muraco d. One Man Gang by co.

You forgot about me. I know you're busy with heldown but when you have time

Don't you people know that Brother Love was originally booked to defeat Hogan at WM 3. Just think of what could have been.

What about Springer?

Well at least Keenan will probably get used.

Since it seems to be all the rage, I'll go for a change. Please change my name to Pyromaniac.

I'm forming the triple threat, Nest, and Camp Cornette as the top heel stables, so the Hart Foundation would have to be face.

::Crack Hitler makes Mussolini his bitch::

Now you tell me........you can job to me next week......... I was planning on cutting a promo to introduce myself.

If anyone needs a jobber, I'm available.

*eats those as well* What's next? You got any hamburgers? Well sure I do. :throws burgers at Damaramu:

Scrimmage of the Superstars 3-95 Maxx Payne d. Steve Keirn tag team championship: Heavenly Bodies © d. Chris Benoit & the Kid Jeff Jarrett d. Rick Martel Shawn Michaels d. Savio Vega IC championship: Mr. Perfect © d. Bam Bam Bigelow Pacific Powers (Yokozuna & Fatu) d. Steve Armstrong & Bob Holly when Yokozuna pinned Armstrong Tatanka d. Louie Spicolli WWF champ Borne Again, Shane Douglas, Lex Luger, Wrath, & Carl Oulette d. Bret Hart, Undertaker, Razor Ramon, British Bulldog, & Owen Hart when Borne Again pinned Owen Hart WM XI Free: Hakushi d. the Kid at 10:04 1. 2 Cold Scorpio d. Chris Benoit at 15:43 2. Pacific Powers d. Harlem Heat when Fatu pinned Stevie Ray at 10:53 3. Tatanka & Maxx Payne d. Bam Bam Bigelow & Mike Awesome at 11:39 when Tatanka pinned Bigelow 4. Tag Team Championship: Heavenly Bodies © d. Smoking Gunns when Pritchard pinned Bart at 16:36 5. British Bulldog & Owen Hart d. Lex Luger & Carl Oulette at 13:54 when Bulldog pinned Luger 6. IC Championship: Jeff Jarrett d. Mr. Perfect © at 12:25 7. Retirement Cage Match: Shawn Michaels d. Rick Steamboat at 23:04 8. Bret Hart d. Shane Douglas at 22:11 9. Undertaker d. Wrath at 12:01 Afterwards, Raven appeared and ddt'd Taker 10. WWF championship: Borne Again © d. Razor Ramon when referee Bob Backlund snapped and attacked Ramon at 21:16

::throws hot dogs at Damaramu::

::throws steak at Damaramu::

Rachel Dratch was in the Lelani Burke and Spyglass sketches.

So are there faces and heels or are you doing the shades of gray thing?

Actually Borga was injured before the Rumble, causing Bigelow to replace him in the match with Tatanka, as well as his abrupt exit from the fed.

Why is Raven1919 doing this now?

Well they weren't being used and I already have enough minorities on my roster.

Cake 1. Are you male or female? Mr. Mastodon Farm 2. Describe yourself: Up So Close 3. How do some people feel about you? You Turn the Screws 4. How do you feel about yourself? Ain't No Good 5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Never There 6. Where would you rather be? Mexico 7. Describe what you want to be: Opera Singer 8. Describe how you live: Rock & Roll Lifestyle 9. Describe how you love: Love You Madly 10. Share a few words of wisdom: Friend Is a Four Letter Word