Richard

We got a black president now. Things have changed, and now it's whitey's turn to do our work. Get to it boy.

A thread so nice, you posted it twice.

Clean my house/yard.

GROUP A "Sold To The Highest Bidder" by Electric Prunes vs "Build me up Buttercup" by The Foundations "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash vs "Psycho" by The Sonics "8 Miles High" by the Byrds vs "Venus" by Shocking Blue "I Can't Explain" by The Who vs "Respect" by Aretha Franklin "Hang On Sloopy" by The McCoys vs "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley "Itchycoo Park" byThe Small Faces vs "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream vs "Hair" by The Cowsills "Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley vs "She's Not There" by The Zombies "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals vs "Try a Little Tenderness" by Otis Redding "Remember (Walkin' In The Sand)" by The Shangri-Las vs "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkle "Bonnie and Clyde" by Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot vs "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" by Elvis Presley "She Loves You" by The Beatles vs "Handy Man" by Jimmy Jones "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye vs "Waterloo Sunset" by The Kinks "Incense and Peppermints" by Strawberry Alarm Clock vs "Mr. Tambourine Man" by Bob Dylan "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys vs "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones "Under the Boardwalk" by The Drifters vs "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash GROUP B "Eight Days A Week" by The Beatles vs "Surf City" by Jan and Dean "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone vs "Alone Again Or" by Love "Unchain My Heart" by Ray Charles vs "My Way" by Frank Sinatra "Hey Jude" by The Beatles vs "Crying" by Roy Orbison "It Ain't Me Babe" by Bob Dylan vs "My Girl" by The Temptations "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison vs "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield vs "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin "Sloop John B" by Beach Boys vs "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In" by The First Edition vs "I Fought The Law" by The Bobby Fuller Four "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles vs "Hello Goodbye" by The Beatles "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In" by the 5th Dimension vs "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King "Tous Les Garcons et Les Filles" by Francoisie Hardy vs "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees vs "Happy Together" by The Turtles "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris vs "Jumpin Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones "Get Together" by The Youngbloods vs "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison "You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes vs "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie vs "Unchained Melody" by Righteous Brothers "Down In The Boondocks" by Billy Joe Royal vs "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison "Reflections" by The Supremes vs "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "Only The Lonely" by Roy Orbison vs "The Witch" by The Sonics "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals vs "Dark End of the Street" by James Carr "Sure Nuff 'N Yes I Do" by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band vs "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells vs "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Donovan "My Generation" by The Who vs "Runaway" by Del Shannon "Gloria" by Them vs "Don't Worry Baby" by The Beach Boys "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence vs "All Along the Watchtower" by Bob Dylan "The Weight" by The Band vs "Georgia on My Mind" by Ray Charles "Israelites" by Desmond Dekker vs "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys vs "Time of The Season" by The Zombies "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground vs "Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procol Harum "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys vs "Out in the Streets" byThe Shangri Las "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley vs "Reach Out, I'll Be There" by The Four Tops GROUP D "Walk Away Renee" by The Left Bank vs "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Catch The Wind" by Donovan vs "In The Year 2525" by Zager and Evans "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 vs "California Dreamin'" " Mamas and the Papas "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles vs "(I Know) I'm Losing You" by The Temptations "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs vs "In The Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett "I Was Made To Love Her" by Stevie Wonder vs "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Birds "God Bless the Child" by Blood, Sweat, & Tears vs "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding vs "Sealed With A Kiss" by Brian Hyland "21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson vs "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones vs "Suite/Judy Blue Eyes" by Crosby, Stills, and Nash "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown vs "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert "Break on Through" by The Doors vs "Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell "Norwegian Wood" by Beatles vs "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" by Steam "Natural Born Boogie" by Humble Pie vs "Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong vs "Be My Baby" by The Ronettes "Come See About Me" by The Supremes vs "Arnold Layne" by Pink Floyd

I remember reading a story where a guy's gf wanted to be "raped", so he waited for her to come home and surprised her. Unfortunately it wasn't his gf at all, but his sister, whose haircut resembled that of the girlfriend's. I don't remember how it ended, but I'm sure she inexplicably ended up liking it. So anyway be careful about raping your significant other. It might just be your sister. Thought certain people wouldn't care either way.

WWF Fury Hour 11-5 Herb Abrams welcomes us to another exciting edition of the Fury Hour and introduces JBL. Herb hypes tonight’s battle royal which will determine the second semifinal in the World Heavyweight title tourney. He names some of the favorites: Bret Hart, Rick Rude, and Shawn Michaels. JBL predicts an easy victory for the ravishing one, and reminds Herb once again that he is a stock market genius. 1. Tommy Dreamer (w/ Beulah) vs. Shane Douglas (w/ Francine) These four competitors can’t keep it in the ring, and end up brawling on the outside for the double countout at 7:26. Shane takes Dreamer down with a Pittsburgh Plunge onto the exposed concrete floor. Douglas and Francine take off while Beulah comes to Tommy’s aid. (Ad break) Mean Gene interviews Shane about what he did. Douglas insults Tommy and says he doesn’t belong in the WWF. Francine calls Beulah an ugly skank. 2. Dusty Rhodes vs. Mark Canterbury (w/Dennis Knight) Dusty has the upper hand for most of the match, but Knight’s interference prevents a victory. Jeff Jarrett walks down the aisle watching the match. Rhodes drops the elbow and goes for a cover but Knight runs in and gets his partner dq’d at 4:20. Afterwards Dusty is fighting the duo when Jarrett pulls out a guitar from under the ring and nails the dream with it. The three of them beat down the fat man until security breaks it up. A vignette for Kerry Von Erich hypes his family’s proud tradition of wrestling excellence. (Ad break) Kevin Kelly questions Jarrett and co. about their attack on Rhodes. Jeff tells him their business is theirs alone. Kelly asks if it had anything to do with Dusty eliminating JJ last week. Jarrett threatens to make Kelly his next victim. Colonel Debeers and the Commandant admonish America for electing a “bloody black bastard” as their president. They point out to the violence and corruption in majority-rule South Africa, and warn the USA that their nation is in danger of heading down that same path. Abrams condemns the previous promo while JBL talks about Rick Rude’s chances tonight. 3. The Hardy Boyz (w/ Lita) vs. The Mulkeys Hardys win with the Event Omega at 3:11. (Ad Break) Mean Gene interviews Bret Hart, who dedicates this upcoming match to his dad, who’s in the hospital. Kevin Kelly is with the Heenan Family. Bobby Heenan builds up Rick Rude as the first WWF champion. Tully Blanchard reminds him that he’s also competing tonight. Rude tells Tully that tonight is his night, and noone better get in his way. Bobby calms them down by reminding them that there will be two winners tonight. 4. Battle Royal Contestants are: Bret Hart, RVD, Kerry Von Erich, Tatanka, 2 Cold Scorpio, Shawn Michaels, Tajiri, Perry Saturn, Bushwacker Luke, Bushwacker Butch, Rick Rude, Barry Windham, Col. Debeers, CM Punk, Tully Blanchard, Ax, Smash, Dennis Knight, Christian York, & Kent Cole. Rude starts things off by getting rid of Luke, Blanchard tosses Butch, Tatanka takes out York, Von Erich tosses Cole, Demolition sends Saturn out, Punk eliminates Tajiri, Blanchard tosses Von Erich,... [ad break] Debeers, Smash, & Knight were eliminated during the break, leaving ten wrestlers left. RVD send out CM Punk, Rude and Windham toss Tatanka, Michaels superkicks Ax over the top. Blanchard sends HBK over the top, but he skins the cat. Tully pushes him down to the floor for the elimination. RVD and Blanchard send each other out leaving our final four. [ad break] Bret fights with Rude while Scorpio is paired with Windham. Hart and 2 Cold attempt to whip their opponents into each other, but Rude reverses, sending the hitman into Windham. Debeers comes down the aisle with a racist sign mocking Obama. Herb reveals that Scorpio was the one who eliminated the Colonel. Scorpio slides under the bottom rope to confront him, as Rude attempts to toss Hart. Scorpio tears up the sign and attempts to beat the countout but Debeers grabs his arm to hold him back. Rude and Windham wear down Bret but he rolls out. They attack him as soon as he come back in, but Hart ducks a Rude clothesline and Bret has a chance to knock him out. Barry pushes them both out to end things at 20:14. Hart and Rude are confused, as the match was supposed to have two winners. Herb says they’ll have to review the tape to make a decision. But they’ll have to do it next week because we are out of time.

Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert

8 Miles High - the Byrds

God Only Knows Heroin A Day in the Life Like a Rolling Stone

So the mediocre Mexican sitcom gets canned, but the mediocre white sitcom gets renewed huh? Watch your espalda Ugly Betty.

Being half-Mexican, I always had problems choosing whether to check off white or Hispanic (usually depended on whether I could benefit from affirmative action or not). I glad they've created more options.

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Someone bought me a WWF shirt with several top stars (such as SCSA & Mankind) on it. I never wore it.

Can they be on the down low?

Chargers won't lose this week!

And the archived site is stuck at the end of June. I guess we'll never know if Hogan got his revenge on Dino Bravo.

I tried to vote for Obama but it put me down for LA PARKA.

Please let us who aren't registered there know what we're missing.

It's been 7 years, do we really need to keep singing God Bless America?

Maybe if we pretend to like soccer, they'll pretend to like our sport. Or the NFL can round up whatever Mexicans like the product and ship them over there.

The biggest embarrassment is the thread I started complaining about my post count not going up. I'm also ashamed of just about anything I've posted in CE as well as my ewr/fantasy booking threads.

Guess the Chargers are still in the hunt then.

Under the old scheduling, I'd miss game 4. Under this schedule, I'll miss games 1, 5, & 6. If I cared about either of these teams, I'd be pissed.

Maybe he should lay off the beefcake and stick to ricecake.

I did try to promote this board a couple of years ago on another forum. One person complained that he was banned from here for "having a liberal viewpoint", and some one else was like " what do you expect from a wrestling board?" So obviously I didn't do that great a job.