Richard

Steve Smith gets a td. Good for him.

These ceremonies are only entertaining when they have a kid from the visitor's city and the crowd boos them.

I think you mean Kevin Nealon.

Cause they made wolf noises, I guess. Col. Debeers coming out to "Welcome to the Jungle" is even worse. The Nasty Boys using a Janet Jackson song was pretty bad too.

I got nowhere to go.

That's certainly a poor way to treat Jimmy Carter's favorite wrestler.

If I go more than 3 months without posting, just assume I'm dead.

We're all expecting a track by track review.

So why doesn't McMahon stop other promotions from using the Doink gimmick? I assume the WWE created it.

So why doesn't McMahon stop other promotions from using the Doink gimmick? I assume the WWE created it.

RIP

Taker and Kamala had a coffin match at Survivor Series '92.

1 Patrick Swayze (Best Bet) 2 Roger Ebert 3 Pat Summerall 4 Polly Bergen 5 Wilford Brimley 6 Bob Dylan 7 Michael J Fox 8 Jake Roberts 9 Batista 10 Kurt Angle 11 Debra Marshall 12 Jimmy Snuka 13 Robert Novak (Best Bet) 14 OJ Simpson 15 Elizabeth Edwards 16 John McCain 17 Perry Saturn 18 Steven Adler 19 Ted Kennedy 20 Pat Robertson

So how did pro boxing develop into a (usually) legit sport, while pro wrestling became often-cartoonish "sports entertainment"?

We've also had videos of a 13 year old girl masturbating and an 8 year old dying from a heroin overdose.

WWF Fury Hour 10-29 Herb Abrams welcomes the tv audience to the new WWF, which he promotes as the “past, present, and future” of professional wrestling. He thanks the World Wildlife Fund, for allowing him to use the familiar initials, the Sentrillion Corporation for giving the company the funding it badly needs, and the devil for creating this nice timeless void they currently exist in. Abrams introduces his announcing partner, JBL, who has never heard of Sentrillion despite being a stock market genius. Abrams assures the fans that he is charge and his backers will remain hands-off. With that we go to the first match of the new promotion. 1. Rob Van Dam vs. 2 Cold Scorpio These two high flyers put on a epic that is rudely interrupted by a... (ad break) before RVD takes advantage of a missed corkscrew moonsault to get the win at 17:49. Mean Gene climbs in the ring to interview the winner, but Scorpio interrupts and gives RVD a. ... handshake. Abrams praises his class while JBL gags. [ad break] A Tatanka vignette reflects on his heritage as he rides a horse and raindances on some reservation. 2. Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji) vs. Barry Hardy & Dwayne Gill This is a one-sided affair that ends quickly as Gill goes down to the Decapitation at 1:24. Fuji puts over his team as the best in the industry and challenges anybody to prove him wrong. Abrams announces that the battle to become the inaugural WWF World Heavyweight Champion will begin tonight with a 20-man battle royale. The last two men in the ring will compete in one semifinal, while the final two from next week’s battle royale will make up the other semi match. JBL puts his money on Ted Dibiase being one of the co-winners tonight, and reminds Herb that he is a stock market genius. Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat conducts an interview with Mean Gene, outlining the reasons why he won’t be easy to toss over the ropes. [ad break] Ted Dibiase talks to Kevin Kelly assuring Steamboat that with his money and power, he can defeat anyone, anytime. 3. Battle Royal The contestants are Ricky Steamboat, Dusty Rhodes, Cactus Jack, Tommy Dreamer, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy,Matt Hardy, Mikey Whipwreck , Dean Malenko, Marty Janetty, Ted Dibiase, Mr. Perfect, Arn Anderson, Shane Douglas, Bam Bam Bigelow, Doink, Jeff Jarrett, Mark Canterbury, Joey Matthews, & Keith Cole. Bigelow starts things off by tossing Whipwreck, Cactus takes out Matthews, Perfect and Arn team up to knock out Dreamer, The Hardys toss Cole, and both are sent out by Bigelow, Steamboat eliminates Doink as we take an... (ad break) We return to see Janetty go flying, leaving us with Steamboat, Rhodes, Cactus, Mysterio, Dibiase, Perfect, Anderson, Bigelow, & Jarrett. Rhodes eliminates Jarrett, while Rey makes the mistake of going to the top rope and gets pushed out by Bigelow. Perfect & Arn charge at Steamboat, but the dragon ducks and Cactus tosses the enforcer. Dusty and the Bammer fight on the ropes and Dibiase is able to eliminate both of them. [ad break] When we come back, the final four are still battling it out. Steamboat is fighting Dibiase and Cactus is brawling with Perfect. Steamboat and Cactus whip their opponents into each other and Cactus is able to toss a dazed Perfect. It’s 2 on 1 against Ted, but they can’t manage to get him out. Cactus turns on Steamboat and tosses him over the top. Cactus Jack and Ted Dibiase are the co-winners at 19:32. Cactus Jack stands in the ring arguing with Steamboat, allowing Dibiase to cheap shot him. The show ends with Ted standing over him gloating.

WWF Fury Hour 12-3 Herb Abrams and JBL quickly run down tonight’s card, as the action gets underway quickly. 1. Dusty Rhodes vs. Mr. Perfect (w/Bobby Heenan) Mr. Perfect wins with a roll-up while Dusty was arguing with Heenan at 8:13. Rhodes gets revenge on Hennig and chases the Brain to the back. Herb announces that Perfect will advance to the Television title match at Holiday Chaos. (Ad break) A vignette narrated by Mean Gene hypes the four tag teams that will be competing in the next match, which will advance the winner to the match for the WWF Tag titles at Holiday Chaos. (Ad break) 2. Rockers vs. The Unholy Alliance (w/ The Sinister Minister) vs. Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji) vs. Southern Justice This is a wild match, that sees both the Rockers and Southern Justice disqualified. The Demos prevail after Whipwreck gets the Demolition Decapitation at 9:46. (Ad break) Mean Gene interviews Mr. Fuji and Demolition. Fuji disrespects the competition and doesn’t care who they face at the ppv. Herb announces that due to threats made by Rick Rude, he and the rest of the Heenan Family will be banned from ringside during the main event, with suspensions and fines greeting any violators. The Bushwackers and The Cole Twins are whining to Kevin Kelly about not being included in the Tag title qualifying matches, when a loud sound is heard off-screen. Kelly and the cameraman run to find Dusty Rhodes on the ground with a guitar smashed on his head. The announcers believe he ran into Jeff Jarrett. (Ad break) Prerecorded promos from Hart and Windham are shown. 3. Bret Hart vs. Barry Windham A good competitive match ends with a disappointing finish as a mysterious masked man runs in with a baseball bat and attacks both wrestlers. Since Bret got hit first, referee Tommy Young disqualifies Barry at11:49. The man gets away before he can be beaten/unmasked. Windham is pissed and pushes Young. Bam Bam Bigelow runs in attacking the Hitman, as the announcers speculate that the Million Dollar Man sent him to soften Bret up for their match at Holiday Chaos. Windham decides not to get involved, and walks off only to be ambushed by Rick Rude and the Brainbusters. Cactus Jack and Ricky Steamboat run in to fight Bigelow. Ted Dibiase comes out to mouth off to Hart and the other two faces in the ring, as the show goes off the air. Next week: Hardy Boyz vs. S&M vs. Brainbusters vs. York/Matthews (winning team faces Demolition for tag titles at Holiday Chaos) RVD, 2 Cold Scorpio, CM Punk, Col Debeers vs. The Bushwackers & The Cole Twins Ricky Steamboat vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (winner faces Mr.Perfect at Holiday Chaos for TV title) Holiday Chaos: Bret Hart vs. Ted Dibiase (WWF World Heavyweight Title match) Barry Windham v. Cactus Jack (#1 Contender match) Dusty Rhodes vs. Jeff Jarrett RVD vs. CM Punk 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Col. Debeers Rey Mysterio vs. Doink the Clown Tommy Dreamer & Beulah vs. Shane Douglas & Francine