Tawren

I have a really fun Best of OVW DVD put out by Wrestling Gold. Production values are solid, not fantastic but good. Lots of Rico/Dinsmore/Damaja goodness. If you are going by production values, I'd say that it is the Wrestling Gold or XPW DVD's. ROH is also up there. I haven't seen any of the CZW or 3PW DVD's, though.

It made NO sense. Why wouldn't Benoit even reschedule a match for next week, saying "Orton can't erase this match"? But no. HHH tricked him. Again. HHH outsmarted him. Again. Orton came out and stopped that dastardly HHH, though! Even though Benoit was STILL GM! Even if Benoit wouldn't strip him of the title, why wouldn't he sign himself up for a title shot later? It makes no sense. Benoit was made to be a chump who was easily outsmarted.

The hell? The Benoit conspiracies that people come up with...are amazing. Hell, Benoit's even in the battle royal next week, so who cares? He still gets his title shot. So they don't give smark favorite Benoit a megapush (Who fucking won the main event at WM) they're retards?? (Granted they are...but not for that reason) Pretty impossible to reschedule the match with what...4 or 5 minutes left? How is that a conspiracy theory or anything like that? Benoit got outsmarted by Evolution, wasn't even man enough to stand up to them nor smart enough to strip him of the title or reschedule the match, and then Orton came out and saved the day against the big bad HHH. Benoit was made to be a total loser who couldn't do anything. He was in a completely random match against Edge that meant nothing. But no...CONSPIRACY THEORY~! FAG SMARK~! JUST ENJOY THE SHOW~! STOP OVERANALYZING~!

A whole boatload of nothing.

Can they bury Benoit ANY MORE? Benoit is GM, so he makes a match vs HHH, but HHH lies his way out of it, so GOOD OLE RANDY ORTON~!!! saves the day by threatening HHH for next week. Benoit was made to look as a complete retard; why didn't he strip HHH of the title? Why didn't he re-schedule the match? Fuck. What a bunch of retards.

SON. OF. A. GODDAMN. BITCH. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRTRFGHFFGFDS8YPFEAQgfygc~! GODDAMN SOCAL. I HATE YOU GUYS. FUCK. EDIT: This is rage of happiness.

Fuck, SpongeBob has tons of great episodes: -SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon -Squidward moves to squid town -Krusty Krab training video -SpongeBob and Sandy's "fun week" -SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab -Patrick's secret box -Almost every SpongeBob at driving school episode -Patrick's parents pay a visit -Every Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode Tons more. Great fucking show.

What does he do? Besides try to steal the Krabby Patty recipe. Plankton steals King Neptune's crown and says that Mr. Krabs did it. Mr. Krabs is then frozen by Neptune and Plankton steals the Krabby Patty recipe. Plantkon sells the Krabby Patty at the Chum Bucket and people start going there. He gives away bucket helmets that turn people into his slaves.

Plankton is the main villain, he has some pretty good lines.

Torrie: "Let's get startVOICECRACKed!" *golf clap*

My buys: 15 Claire 25 Ethan 2 Hurley 2 Shannon 3 Sawyer Ehhhhhh.

I love the show, so I made it a priority to go to the movie opening day with my friends. Awesome awesome movie. Really freaking hilarious. Everybody needs to get out and see it. Some of my favorite quotes (may contain spoilers - I doubt you'll be able to decipher movie plot more than through previews through it though) : "ROAD....ROAD...ROAD...ROAD...ROAD...sorry." "His chops are too righteous!" "There's the wizard that saved us!" Both songs. "Stay with me Phil, let's hear about that family." "Me, Patrick, and Squidward will-" "PASS." "Me and Patrick will do it!" Awesome movie. Go see it.

Standing ovation for RRR. He's 100% right...again.

RRR, e-mail me the dealy at [email protected] because I am in. And as for tonight's ep...well FUCK, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. 1. Sawyer. Joins the betting. And becomes part of the group. In an episode about loneliness. 2. Golf on the whole - just a neat idea. 3. The questions...OH THE QUESTIONS. Danielle has SO MUCH to reveal. It's going to be awesome. 4. Locke on his own throwing knives. He's a genius, he's a hunter, he knows all kinds of things - and rather than be with the group he is off on his own. Locke > j00. 5. SHANNON IN A BIKINI. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWL. 6. All the new characters. Ethan! Others! Finally! Good stuff! 7. Sayid shoots his officer man~! COLLLLLLD BLOODED 8. The music: again, perfect. The fast pace as Sayid discovers the rope, the huge swell as Sawyer joins the group, everything - perfect. 9. Sayid shoots HIMSELF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD BLOODED. 10. Hurley's performance on the whole. Just fun, fun fun. "HOW?" By being awesome~! -1: 2 HOUR BACHELOR. FUCK THAT SHIT.

And may I just add that I noticed a huge problem with the WWE during this show. "Thank you for paying $35 to see Survivor Series, brought to you by X-BOX! And now we have the Smackdown tag...and now Carlito is running away...well, tune in to Smackdown to see Carlito vs Cena!" "And now we have the Raw tag, of whom the winners will get control of Raw!" The shows should be pimping PPV's, not the other way around. For fuck's sake.

Match by match thoughts: Cruiser 4 way - Good stuff. The extended dive sequence was fun, especially Spike missing everybody. The crowd was way into the nearfalls and move teases at the end. Match of the night. Benjamin/Orton - Probably the best either can do against opponents of their own caliber. Crowd was way into Benjamin as he kept fighting back at the end. Liked the finish. Smackdown 8 man - Weak. Nothing really happened, at all. All I can remember is Kurt bumping into Show and feeling his face and getting an "oh shit" look and the finish. Not good. Heidenreich vs Taker - Terrible. Roam around ring, brawl, roam around ring, brawl, etc, big finish. Terrible. Trish/Lita - Lita is such a whore. Bradshaw/Booker T - Never went anywhere. They just didn't build. The whole match was one big, extended, nothing. Not offensive like Taker/Heidenreich, but not good. At all. Raw 8 man - Not as bad as the SD 8 man, but still bad. Again, never built or went anywhere. Orton vs Edge/HHH was reduced to 5 minutes of nothing. Pretty weak stuff. Benoit did nothing but a couple suplexes, Jericho did nothing at all, Maven did nothing, Batista did nothing, and Snitsky only used the chair. Just a pointless match that could have done something with the heels arguing, but instead was reduced to Batista and Snitsky arguing and then forgotten. Best match: Cruisers, around ** or so. Shitty show.

"Ironically, Taka Michinoku is Japanese."

What kind of school did you go to? Seriously. That isn't rhetorical. At my school, swearing was not tolerated and the teachers were assholes about it.

I just can't wrap my mind around what they do in those meetings. Writer 1: I know, let's do an angle where Kane stalks Lita and then forces her to have sex with him! Writer 2: Awesome! Writer 1: And then, Matt Hardy can feud with Kane, leading to a winner-marries-Lita match! Writer 3: Thus ending the feud and giving Matt and Lita a happy ending? Writer 1: No, fucktard. Kane can win and marry Lita on Raw! Writer 2: Fantastic! Writer 3: How do we have Lita give birth? Writer 4: To a hand? Writer 3: No, we already did that. Writer 1: I know! Lita won't have to give birth! We'll have a jobber, some random guy - Writer 2: A talentless hoss! Writer 1: YES! He can make Lita miscarry! Writer 2: Then Kane can feud with him! Writer 1: And Kane can be the face, fighting for his dead baby and wife! Writer 3: I thought Kane was evil, for RAPING her? Writer 1: Dude, it'll have been like a month since that. The fans will have forgotten. That is how it has to work. I just can't wrap my mind around it.

TNA sucks WWE sucks Not much of a choice.

American Dragon has had multiple really good matches that I'd place in the ***3/4-**** range. 8/7 vs Austin Aries is the best I've seen so far, but 6/24 vs Aries and 4/16 vs Rocky Romero are also both really good. I'd say AmDrag has been wrestler of the year, but I don't think he has the 2004 MOTY which I'd say is La Parka vs Ultimo Guerrero from the 4/18 Guadalajara show.

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking shit. 1. Sawyer. Is NOT Sawyer. But he is Sawyer. Goddamn, what a goddamn motherfucking reveal. 2. "Is that all you got? No wonder we kicked your ass in the Gulf War" *anguished scream* 3. Sayid "The Torturer" "Ali" "Al-Jazeera" McLastname. The ending moment? Fantabulous closing motherfucking shot with him walking away. 4. Kate~! Looks her hottest yet~! Yes motherfucker~! 5. Sawyer and Kate KISS. OHOHOHOHOHO~! Goddamn! 6. Sawyer in general. Just the fucking man. His attitude. "Is that all you got?" "How about that kiss?" And then not burning the letter? Oh SHIT~! 7. Locke giving Sayid the knife...for next time. Locke is just the man. DAMN. 8. Sayid STABS Sawyer. SHIT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. STABBED. 9. Sun helps out Shannon, who despite her asthma remained BANGTASTIC tonite. 10. May I toss in that I LOVE the music? The score as well as that bass stuff. Fucking awesome. BONUS 11. Sawyer again. Fucking the HOT ASS married chick? DAMN. And the look on his face when he saw the boy? GODDAMN.

Breakfast: peanut butter bagel, orange juice Lunch: Grilled cheese, fries, Coke Dinner: Spaghetti and some ham, orange juice, milk

I've never seen Schindler's List, so my vote goes to Jurassic Park. Just an awesome fucking movie.

My ideas: 1) Keep the brands seperate and make them different. RRR says this a lot, and I like the idea: use more lights and such rather than fireworks. One show could do that while the other gets the pyro. The ring entrances also have to change: Raw could have the elevated ramp and use of lights and one big TitanTron while Smackdown can have the current walkway and fireworks and several video screens. Appearance changes like this can help differentiate it from the current stale product. 2) Announcers: JR and King need to either get fired or change totally. CALL THE MATCH, FOCUS ON THE RING, and just be straight forward with a little bit of bias. And they need to follow continuity. JR is terrible at this - "Kane set me on fire bah gawd and raped Lita bah gawd but now he is fighting Snitsky bah gawd bless Kane!" Cole and Tazz where great when they just called the matches. Let their personalities develop, don't force it. 3) Both sides need to let go of the WWE style ring work. Punch kick punch kick signature move punch kick rollup with tights or finisher. No more. Let the workers go, if not full tilt then at least half tilt. If they can actually do things other than punches, kicks, and their own 2 or 3 moves then the matches will be better and fans will be happier. 4) Get rid of ref bumps. Once a year, maybe, do one. At most. They need to go. Every match has one, and if not every match then every main event. It is so freaking tired. Get rid of ref bumps. 5) Build up divisions: make the Cruiserweights something special. Rather than once in a while having a cruiserweight title match, have actual cruiserweight matches. "Kidman vs Scotty 2 Hotty, the winner of this could recieve a big boost in the cruiserweight standings!" Same with the US title and Intercontinental titles. "The winner of this match might be in position for an IC shot, King! Bah gawd!" 6) Face paint and masks. Not tons, but really: I can barely tell the difference between Tomko, Heidenreich, Morgan, Jones, and the rest of the hosses aside from their tattoos. Give them some face paint, or a mask, or something distinguishing them. 7) For Raw, have a double elimination tag tournament like WCW did in 1999. I know it is more specific than my other ideas, but still, this could work. Have it start in December and end at the 1/5 Puerto Rico PPV. Benoit/Regal, La Resistance, Hurricane/Rosey, Batista/Flair, Tajiri/Rhyno, Venis/Richards, Benjamin/Maven, Snitsky/Tomko, Edge/Christian, Jericho/Arab guy, and HHH/Orton as a wacky team that has to get along or HHH is stripped of his title and Orton is fired. Make it competitive, develop internal storylines of underdogs and upsets and squashes, and have the finals put over the winners rather than ref bumps and cheating. HHH could be trying to lose as fast as possible in the matches but HHH/Orton keep winning and develop chemistry despite hating each other. Venis/Richards get on a hot streak and eliminate Benoit/Regal. La Resistance is the experienced team and cruises through the tourney. Benjamin/Maven can't get along and lose right away. Make it interesting leading into the finals. 8) Smackdown can make the cruiserweights really something for the wrestling content of the show. Lots of tags and 6 man tags, longer matches, stuff like that. They can keep the storyline heavy top card because the cruiserweights will keep the wrestling content up. 9) Make titles worth something: all the cruisers want the cruiserweight title, all the midcarders want the IC/US titles, everybody wants the World titles. HHH becomes increasingly paranoid that everyone is out to get him because they are, and it can lead into his matches - he keeps almost losing because he is looking over his shoulder. And he launches pre-emptive strikes by interfering in others matches. This can lead to a big Elimination Chamber match or increased tension in the Rumble. 10) If you are in the WWE, you are good. They need to stress that. If Benjamin beats HHH, it might be a fluke, it might not be. Stress that Benjamin might just be better than HHH, get the fans talking - who is better? Bradshaw is a chickenshit but he keeps winning. Maybe he really is good? Misterio beats Bradshaw in a tag, cleanly. Is Misterio now in line for a title shot? Make the people think. 11) Continuity. Edge doesn't have to hate Matt Hardy because they fought in 1999, but he should still hate HHH from the summertime. Orton should be on his own, still - he is a cocky asshole but now he is a face so "Bah gawd Orton is incredible Kang what a stud!"? No. Everybody should be hating Orton. If they want to blur the line between face and heel, stress individual relationships like that. Edge hates HHH but has to get along with Evolution is more interesting than Edge hates HHH but now likes him because Edge is now evil. There are my ideas.