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Richards? ON RAW? Oh fuck yeah!

Jericho!

Agreed. I liked it.

Walking Tall promo...that actually looks pretty good.

Just on-air? Five minutes. OK then...because holy shit was that a lame cookie cutter promo. like usual for him, right? ...Yes. And now we have Lita the Hideous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hornagle.

Just on-air? Five minutes. OK then...because holy shit was that a lame cookie cutter promo.

Just tuned in. How long has HHH been rambling?

No, it will just be the SIXTH time he blew a major title shot. How? When they do the angle, which they are certainly going to do, about Benoit not actually getting pinned at Wrestlemania, how does that make him look weak? The only people who it makes him look weak to are cynical fucks like you who had it set in your minds from day one that Benoit had to go over HHH and HBK every week and then pin them at WM and Backlash in succession for Vince to REALLY be pushing him. I'm going to bump this post after Benoit loses at Backlash. You're wrong. It's not cynical to be right. I look forward to it. I'll be bumping it after he wins, however. Just like RVD won? How about Kane? How about Steiner? How about Booker? How about Nash? How about Goldberg? Even Micheals?

Guerrero/Angle and...that's it.

No, it will just be the SIXTH time he blew a major title shot. How? When they do the angle, which they are certainly going to do, about Benoit not actually getting pinned at Wrestlemania, how does that make him look weak? The only people who it makes him look weak to are cynical fucks like you who had it set in your minds from day one that Benoit had to go over HHH and HBK every week and then pin them at WM and Backlash in succession for Vince to REALLY be pushing him. I'm going to bump this post after Benoit loses at Backlash. You're wrong. It's not cynical to be right.

1. World Title (Raw) Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH © Who I Want To Win: BENOIT Who Will Win: HHH 2. WWE Title (Smackdown) Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero © Who I Want To Win: Guerrero Who Will Win: Guerrero 3. Handicap Match : Mick Foley/Rock vs. Ric Flair/Batista/Randy Orton Who I Want To Win: Evolution, DIE FOLEY DIE Who Will Win: Rock/Sock 4. Kane vs. Undertaker Who I Want To Win: Undertaker Who Will Win: Undertaker 5. Fatal Four way for the WWE tag titles (Smackdown) – APA vs. WGTT (Haas/Benjamin) vs. Basham Brothers vs. Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty © Who I Want To Win: TWGTT Who Will Win: TWGTT 6. Fatal Four was for the World Tag Titles (Raw) – Dudleys vs. Lance Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resitance vs. Rob Van Dam/Booker T © Who I Want To Win: La Res. Who Will Win: La Res. 7. Hair vs. Title – Molly Holly vs. Victoria © Who I Want To Win: Molly Who Will Win: Molly 8. Cruiserweight Open – Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri, Jamie Knoble, Sho Funaki, Nunzio, Shannon Moore, Akio, and Chavo Guerrero © Who I Want To Win: Ultimo or Noble Who Will Win: Rey 9. Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Who I Want To Win: Lesnar Who Will Win: Lesnar 10. Playboy Evening Gown Match - Sable/Torrie vs. Miss Jackie/Stacy Who I Want To Win: Jackie/Stacy Who Will Win: Sable/Torrie 11. US Championship – John Cena vs. Big Show © Who I Want To Win: Show Who Will Win: Cena 12. Christian vs. Chris Jericho Who I Want To Win: Jericho Who Will Win: Jericho

I'm ordering it and having some friends over.

Yeah, who the hell wants logic and correct payoffs? In fact, HHH should beat Benoit at Backlash! Benoit's heat will be gone after losing at WMXX, nobody wants a heatless champ! HHH should beat Benoit at Backlash then feud with HBK again. But who wants HBK as champ? Come on, one more year of HHH, when he loses at WMXXI, then we'll have a good payoff!

I'm not gonna make the obvious bold prediction remark, but I will say: This Is Your Life was cool because it was spontaneous (ie. not lamely promoted a week in advance) and funny, and it was 5 years ago. This is an example of everything we've been saying for years now...they rely on things that used to work (This Is Your Life, HHH, Austin, Foley, Owner vs Worker) instead of making new things. It's sad, really.

...dumbasses.

What do you mean by that? He's referencing the current RF controversy.

$16 million So $60 mil is a great number. Yes~! I can see Miracle staying in the 2-3 mil range for a few weeks longer, too.

Yeah, but that haircut is a very male haircut. Are they making Molly butch? Well it wouldn't be the same as Nash's. No self-respecting person would have one like Nash's. It's not just Nash. Who was the last person to lose and actually get shaved bald? Angle Oh yeah, from that great Angle/Edge feud. Hilarious stuff there.

Some good stuff: AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels and Low Ki vs Red from Road To The Title are both very good. AJ Styles vs Paul London from Night of Grudges. Low Ki vs Danielson vs Daniels from Era Of Honor Begins. Danielson vs London from Night of the Butcher.

I can imagine that conversation... Policeman: "Your infant daughter is nearly dead, what happened!" Mom: "She hurt herself! She hit herself with a baseball bat!" Dad: "Yeah, yeah, she was listening to that rap music and beat herself! Knives and everything!" I'm not condoning child abuse, but even if this never happened, those two people should be killed for being so damn stupid.

What was Miracle's budget?

They wouldn't really shave her head, would they? I haven't watched Raw in a few weeks, is that seriously one of the stips? Vicky's belt vs. Molly's hair. Oh dear god...

They wouldn't really shave her head, would they? I haven't watched Raw in a few weeks, is that seriously one of the stips?

What country the match takes place in has nothing do with how good it is. "Yes, I felt Liger/Ohtani was ***3/4. OMG I'm an idiot, right? Grow the fuck up, so I didn't LOVE LOVE LOVE a match you felt was one of the best ever. " Fine, whatever, ******* classic, best match ever, now leave me the fuck alone and stop trolling me.

Storm WRESTLES, but who wants to watch WRESTLING at WRESTLEmania, eh?