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God forbid they actually sell the moves they are doing to each other. And if you don't get the finish, than you obviously don't understand the story. Yes, I do understand the story. Liger is out to prove he can hang with the up and comer trying to take his spot as top dog, Ohtani is out to prove he can beat the top dog, so Ohtani pulls out all the stops but just can't put Liger away, which is evident in Ohtani's frustration after Liger keeps kicking out. I GET IT, THAT ISN'T MY PROBLEM. I just don't like it as much as I have seen it pimped. Explain to me how me not liking Liger one punch(palm)ing Ohtani to finish the match out of nowhere means I don't get the story. Sheesh.

NEWSFLASH: MARKS AREN'T FOUR YEARS OLD. I know LOTS of casual fans at school, and lots of them were questioning why Benoit gave up and went to Raw. A lot of them harbor HHHate because HHH won't go away. A lot of them hated Shane/Kane because of how dumb it was. I'm getting really tired of "you look too far into details, marks don't" as a response to making giant logic leaps.

I get the stories of the matches, I just find them overrated. The Liger/Ohtani match in particular. They take a long time lying around and then Ohtani hits a move, Liger kicks out, lie around, Ohtani hits a bigger move, Liger kicks out, lie around, repeat a few times, Liger gets up and one punches (or one palms, whatever) Ohtani, match is over. I really can't see how it is one of the best Junior matches of the decade.

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Oh god...is it from this week?

Honestly...most of the 1994 Super J Cup, ESPECIALLY Liger/Sasuke. It's not all that great. Ditto with Liger/Ohtani 3/17/96 (haven't seen their 97 match). Liger is _REALLY_ overrated.

Now that's the REAL Brock Lesnar!

Monday And I now just found that thread. Those fuckers.

WHEN WAS KANYON RELEASED?

Another awesome diatribe, Dames, although I disagree with Benoit/Flair being *3/4 (I thought it was ***1/4), but I agree with most everything else and enjoyed reading it. Yay.

Can someone explain what was so bad about the WWE folder in the first place? Don't just say "idiots", give cases and explanations. Seems like a big deal has been made out of something that isn't and shouldn't be a big deal just because someone in HD doesn't like the WWE folder.

Not nowadays. They get libraries, health care, cable, all that crap.

As stated, I haven't seen much this season: has Spike been given any reason as to why he didn't go find Buffy and instead, hung around with Angel and his group?

Yay for Miracle. Awesome movie.

Those are some of the funniest lyrics ever.

Should we call someone? WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?! GHOSTBUSTERS!!! *Stars dancing around to Ghostbusters playing in the background!!!" Thanks. Me and my friends were just talking about ghostbusters in gym today. Such a rad show. Who ya gonna call?

That's 3 times now.

You crazy? Repetitive? Yes. Been done before? Yes. A vital part of making this worthless folder the least bit interesting? Hell Yes. Besus is Jesus. UYI I'd hope you're joking.

Hello. The item that is up for sale is something I don’t think that any person who is deeply religious would want. It is a toaster. Now before you close the browser or hit the “return to list of items” page, I need to tell you something about this toaster. Granted yes, it does toast bread like any other toaster would, but it also has something that no other toaster has- a soul. I first discovered this a few months ago when I came home from work. I was alone in the house, and it was rather late. No one except for me had been in the house all day, even when I was gone (I would have noticed if the locks were tampered with), but when I walked into the kitchen, I saw my toaster sitting in the middle of the counter with a few slices of burned toast around it. Naturally I was confused and slightly amused, but soon passed it off as the work of a fellow friend or co-worker who had somehow gotten into my house and left me a “surprise.” I was very mistaken. Over the next couple of weeks my toaster, which had always been reliable, began to malfunction for no apparent reason. Although it’s quite a few years old, I was still surprised nonetheless to see that it had suddenly begun to burn my toast severely and often fire the scorched pieces of bread across the room or straight up into the ceiling (literally). I didn’t really want to spend money on a new toaster because I figured it was just being odd and would correct itself after a few times of messing up. Instead, it chose to get worse. I would repeatedly walk into the kitchen and find the toaster in places where I didn’t keep it. After a few of these incidents, I began to keep it in a cabinet with a built in lock (which I used) out of frustration. Somehow, it still managed to get out. I didn’t understand it. The lock was strong, and couldn’t possibly be opened from the inside, however, almost every day, it was always there, sitting on the counter… almost staring at me (if a toaster could stare I’m sure it would have been). After that incident I decided to throw it out. However, that night, I heard this loud rattling coming from downstairs. I immediately assumed the worst and thought that someone was trying to break into my house. I jumped out of bed, grabbed the phone and something to attack them with and bolted downstairs. When I got into the kitchen, I saw no one and heard nothing. All of a sudden the rattling started up louder than before. It was coming right from the trash can. I hesitated, but walked forward and opened the trash can. The toaster rattled. I immediately seized it up and brought it outside into my backyard. Upon retrieving a shovel from the garage, I dug a hole that was roughly two feet deep and kicked the toaster in. After the dirt was replaced, I went back inside and went to bed. One would think the story was to end there, but unfortunately, it doesn’t. The next morning as I walked into the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee, I saw the toaster, covered in dirt sitting on the counter, only this time, it wasn’t alone. In the bread slots it held a small cross and a pocket bible. At this point, I knew what had to be done. I consulted the church by phone and they told me to rid myself of the toaster immediately. I threw it in my car and drove to the nearest bridge that passed over moving water. I stopped the car and threw off the edge. It made a satisfying splash. I thought my dilemma was through… but after all this time I should have known that it wouldn’t be over, and it wasn’t. When I arrived home, about 20 minutes later, the toaster was waiting for me; it was sitting in my driveway with the bible and cross as I rolled up. I snatched up the toaster, still dripping, and threw it down the stairs into my cellar whereupon I slammed the door and bolted it shut. It’s remained there ever since and I’ve decided that since destroying it hasn’t worked, perhaps someone else would be interested in it. The item is listed for sale, the starting price $10.00. The toaster will come with the bible (which is actually a lot darker than it looks in the picture), but unfortunately not the cross. I checked up on it a few days ago and found that the toaster had scorched the cross to a small pile of ash. If you want it, by all means bid, but I must caution you, the toaster is evil. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

No problem. I too prefer elimination matches. Just seems better. Raz, I don't know if Taz/Tanaka/Awesome was on any of the DVDs. I may be wrong, but I really can't recall.

3 way elimination 1 vs 2 vs 3 1 pins 3 1 vs 2 1 pins 2, 1 wins

Another great review. Good work, Laz.

Agreed. Great match with incredible heat. Ray, I put the Owen/Bret WMX match at ***1/2. Overrated by most, still a great WWF match worth seeing. I like the match. But so much stuff is so much better. Not to start another argument, but I thought in the stars rating a "great match" was ****+. Meh. To me, anything worth seeing (not counting historical value Andre/Hogan etc.) is ***1/2+. ****+ is a fan-fucking-tastic match. That's how I grade.

Work those chinlocks!

Agreed. Great match with incredible heat. Ray, I put the Owen/Bret WMX match at ***1/2. Overrated by most, still a great WWF match worth seeing. I like the match. But so much stuff is so much better.