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    Most Disturbing Image

    That's why he likes it.
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    So how should we rehabilitate these folks?

    Normally I'm pro-penalty, but I think these sick fucks deserve life in prison. The catch: they only get one meal per day. That seems appropriate to me.
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    Did Kotz kill Zack?!

    It's especially good with the subtitle.
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    Most Disturbing Image

    The distubing Asian movies usually don't affect me that much, but for some reason the electrocution scene in "Sympathy for Mr. Vengance" really made me cringe.
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    Rapper Houston gouges eye out

    It looks like there's a crushed grape in his eye.
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    Did Kotz kill Zack?!

    As well as an awesome avatar.
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    Did Kotz kill Zack?!

    See, by saying "the fuck is meta humor" I was referencing Kotz's comment that a lot of people don't get it. Thus making a (bad)joke about it. By the way, meta-humor is self-referential humor. Ass.
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    Did Kotz kill Zack?!

    The fuck is meta humor?
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    What should I name my son?

    Joe Don Baker.
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    The Aristocrats

    Exactly.
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    The Aristocrats

    All "shock jocks" do is steal stuff from each other. Mancow is easily one of the worst. The man even claims to have gotten the permission of people he's never met. My local radio station being one example.
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    The Aristocrats

    I refuse to violate my browser with that unfunny fuckhole. However, I'm guessing that's the South Park version.
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    Happy 2nd Of February

    The only way anyone with at least moderate intelligence could find that movie funny is if they were deleriously high. Watch it while sober next time, then see if you can understand what the main guy is saying again.
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    The TSM Folder Subtitle Submission Contest

    This might not be the best idea. I agree. Kotz's problem is his inability to relax with women when in a sexual climate. A random pussy won't help matters at all; he needs a woman that is tender, gentle and likes him for him.
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    Happy 2nd Of February

    Q: How do you really post a rabbit? A: With a nail to the throat.
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    Happy Birthday, teke184

    Don't forget the CFL! Gooooooo Tiger-cats!
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    TEKE!

    Banky could've done better with that first post. He was probably wrought with dispait over his suspension at the time, though. I know I would.
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    Happy Birthday, teke184

    Maybe next you could make them wear a little dunce cap and put them in the corner.
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    Kristanna Loken In BloodRayne

    I hope www.stopuweboll.com starts up soon.
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    Venture Bros

    They gave a few hints throughout the season that the boys weren't "naturally" conceived. Example: In "Are, you there God? It's me, Dean" Dr. Venture mutters about Dean's malady that he "should've fixed that in the prototype phase". Also, in the latest episode he says "Okay, get their clothes".
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    The Passion of The Clerks

    I believe it was heroin, actually.
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    Ninja Burger

    No.
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    Worst voicemail messages?

    I've never met an emo kid in my life. I mean I've seen them, but never wanted to talk to one. What are they like?
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    Since the mods have gone crazy

    Thank you, Official TSM Name Rater. Your opinion means a great deal to me, as I crave validation from others, and my username on a wrestling message board is one of if not THE most significant aspect of my life. Maybe I should change it to something with more "oomph". How about a pokemon? That's never been done before around here.
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    Since the mods have gone crazy

    Of course not.
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