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Theres a great sex scene between Arquette and Spader, man I remember when all this furore over the film, and it getting banned in some parts of the country, but not others, weird http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/

And yes I know theres a lot of assumptions there but fuck it, its football

Just to qualify this, I know its still mathematically possible but hear me out you have Saints 31 Palace 31 Norwich 30 West Brom 30 WBA are playing Man Utd so they wont get three points as 3rd place is still up for grabs Assuming we beat palace and norwich lose away to birmingham(havent won away all season remember) this puts the table as Saints 34 Palace 31 WBA 30 (Relegated) Norwich 30 (Relegated) This would also give us a much better goal difference than Palace, so if we can avoid a large defeat by Man Utd(7-1 they would have to beat us by assuming Palace won their last game 2-0) If we lose then its over

Fucking hell, I'm so nervous about today, if we win we stay up, its for all the marbles

And yes, I know the Lib Dems only took 10 more seats, but I mean their seat totals

its funny, now that the US presidential and UK general elections have been completed, the difference between the two countries, Bush was reelected with(i think) a bigger share of the vote and more electoral points, and Tony Blair lost nearly 120 seats and was elected with the worst share of the vote in history(36.4%), if he hadnt won such a massive majority in 1997(179 seats which is fucking huge, a Government can operate comfortably with a majority of 20-25), Thatchers majority was about 50 for the 80's(except for the Falklands war, when her majority was increased to 120) and she won for four successive elections, its amazing how the vote has split three ways, before this election it was a two party fight, but the Liberal Democrats took in a lot of seats this election and there was about 10% swing of the vote to them, and about a 7% swing of the vote to Conservatives, so the UK now really operates three way politics for the first time since Lloyd George in 1922, what a weird election it was

Was just browsing amazon for some DVDs, have you seen what some people are trying to charge for their WWF DVD's, unfuckingbelievable http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search...2191498-9408638

What do you think of this dude who was caught on camera killing an unarmed injured Iraqi, now before the responses come, I'm not defending the Iraqi in the slightest, as he could have been an insurgent, I would imagine it would be hard to tell in the battlefield(after all, they dont exactly wear uniforms with their allegiances on), but was he right to kill him? And if he was, should he face a court martial, in what will in all probability, become a showpiece trial? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4014901.stm

Just something thats happened to you that you'd consider a humiliation for your team, any sport, just someone/team you've followed thats kicked you in the teeth, whether it being losing a Superbowl, getting thrashed by some shit team, seeing a great team fade into nothing, all sorts

£50 for fucking Summerslam 2001? Are these people on drugs? http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...2191498-9408638

All the parties are launching a last frantic grab for votes on the final day of the UK election campaign. Labour leader Tony Blair is continuing his warnings about the Conservatives by claiming they would risk the economy and investment in public services. Tory leader Michael Howard has used a campaign rally to promise that his party could deliver hope to a Britain saddled with a "failing" government. Charles Kennedy predicted the Lib Dems would take a "massive step forward". Postal votes A new Times/Populus tracker poll suggests Labour support is 41%, the Conservatives 27% and the Lib Dems 23%. That is the worst Tory poll showing of the campaign, but the party insists the picture is different in marginal constituencies. The party leaders are on another blitz of those tightly-fought seats on Wednesday. Tony Blair says the economy is at stake Even though it is not yet polling day, party workers have been allowed to watch election officials check the validity of postal votes already received. BBC Newsnight political editor Martha Kearney said one Labour special adviser had said the numbers of postal votes so far suggested the party could lose several marginal seats. The entire Cabinet turned out to begin the party's final day of campaigning in the marginal Finchley seat - a scene reminiscent of the New Labour manifesto launch. Mr Blair said his party would be out campaigning in every part of the country until polls close on Thursday and he, along with Gordon Brown, Margaret Beckett, Jack Straw and John Prescott, stressed that the economy was the key election issue. 'Place to start' Earlier on BBC Radio 4's Today programme the prime minister was quizzed about people's trust in him in the wake of the case he made for war with Iraq. He acknowledged it was an issue, saying: "Sometimes it's easier to play the man rather than the ball." But he insisted it was "vital" that in the wake of the 11 September 2001 terror attacks on the US, western leaders took a different attitude to weapons of mass destruction because of the potential for vast numbers of fatalities if terrorists used them. He said that Iraq was "good place to start" as it had a history of broken UN resolutions, and would provide a warning to other states with WMD. Mr Blair went on to say that he wanted to be at the heart of reforming the welfare state for the 21st century and argued that after two terms in office he was more capable of offering the country a "good and certain future". Protest worries The Conservatives are using advertisements in four national newspapers to promote their "timetable for action". They say voters are fed up with being let down by politicians and set out the dates when a Conservative government would deliver on eight key priorities. Charles Kennedy says Labour has cried wolf over the Tory threat Mr Howard is visiting Surrey, East Anglia and Yorkshire, highlighting his plans for controlled immigration, cleaner hospitals, school discipline, lower taxes and more police. He told BBC Breakfast that he had wanted to spend the closing hours of the campaign talking about what he might do in government but instead he was faced with the prime minister "lying" about Conservative plans. He said a Labour election broadcast claimed Tories would introduce charges for hospital operations but "I can categorically say we will not". HAVE YOUR SAY If you don't vote, don't complain if you get a government you didn't want Rob, Kirkcaldy, Fife Send your comments Mr Howard added: "It is not telling the truth that makes politics seem negative, that makes people think all politicians do not tell the truth." On Tuesday he said his approach to public services was centred around "trusting the professionals, not the politicians". And he claimed Labour had wasted taxpayers' money without getting real results. Lib Dem leader Mr Kennedy used his eve-of-poll news conference to argue the election should be about what kind of country voters want. 'Real alternative' "The Liberal Democrats have been positive and set out real solutions to the problems people face," he said. He highlighted his party's promises to replace council tax with a local income tax, provide free personal care for the elderly, increase pensions for over-75s and cut class sizes. Mr Kennedy claimed Labour's warnings about the impact of voting Lib Dem show it is running scared of his party. He said the Lib Dems offered the "real alternative" and could beat Labour in its back yard. "Let's have none of this Tony Blair nonsense," he said. "He has cried wolf one too many times with the British public."

I lived in South Shields most of my life, and I well know that attendances dropped sharply while they were having that dreadful season in the premiership, not in the championship, while we are still drawing 34,000 each week, besides its a moot point as we arent going down

What an absolute load of shite, for your information in every Southampton contract there is a relegation wage drop, which automatically drops all wages upon relegation, second we have a fucking amazing youth team who can be brought in, thirdly we are in no debt, fourthly do you really think a football team is suddenly going to lose nearly 15,000 support, dont be so fucking wet

Just checked the topic, and noone picked Candido, so we roll on

So did anyone pick Chris Candido, if not we roll on people(and hope for some more deaths)

Well, from Wrestlemania 21, anyone who hasnt made the jump to DVD yet is a bit fucked, as WWE will stop producing any VHS versions of PPV's, biography tapes and so on, Backlash 2005 will be the first PPV to be released DVD only http://www.silvervision.co.uk/ Im curious tho, does anyone still buy VHS WWE events, I was in HMV the other day and they were selling off VHS stock they had to make room for DVD, and they had some cheap vids, PPV events and so on for only $3.99, but I didnt buy them cos I hate VHS

so who is the whipping boys in "The Championship"(christ what a shit name), hopefully we can get 3 points there(fingers crossed)

I think this sums up mine pretty well http://www.saintsforever.com/bs.html Either that or my sig

My place bitches http://maps.google.com/maps?q=workington&l...,0.143645&hl=en

Christ, I guess I'd best start reading up on some of these championship teams and players

Cowardly motherfuckers http://www.saintsforever.com/match.html Cant say anoymore, it hurts too much

The players, management, team, club the whole lot of them, I thought the review was spot on

Goddamn, they all look the fucking same to me

Cowardly motherfuckers http://www.saintsforever.com/match.html Cant say anoymore, it hurts too much So, whats the championship like then?

I do believe you invited me originally Well remembered, and despite only inviting like 4 fucking people, Ive got 340 invites