Vanhalen

Just when you think Americans cant get any stupider, whomph another thing comes along to prove you wrong

Don't know how true this is, but according to Powerslam, the reason TNA is six months behind in the UK, is that TNA want to get their PPV's on on actual PPV despite 99.99% of the UK never hearing of them, and they wanted to run house show tours in the UK!

Well, when your pissed cos Santa doesnt bring you the presents you want, just remember all the hating you are doing on poor old Santa

Who or what were Stonecutter Media, as their name comes up a lot on a Mick Foley comp I have of ECW stuff

I know these polls dont mean shit to anything of course, but this ones kinda funny.

A good little article I found on living in the only country without a Government, Somalia http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4017147.stm

Apologies for the briefness of the article, but its breaking news, will post the full article once it gets updated. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4012851.stm

Its my job to bring the christmas cheer to some miserable cunts on here, fuck all the santa haters, he doesnt haterize~

Very good point sir, but it was laughing at SK not with him to be fair

Nope Mr.Suspended from WWE for being shit man

Funny little note in todays paper

This might give you a laugh http://www.livejournal.com/~rspwfaq/110783.html

Ah, I get what you mean, but surely you could put Fox News in with that, as I would consider that a bigger channel, it is even shown live in the UK(far too many adverts you guys have) whereas the others dont

What the hell is this big media that everyone keeps on going on about

Merry f'n Christmas, less than six weeks to go! Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £5 note lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?? Santa of course, the other two don't exist! What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? Sandy Claus! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus. There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? Its true....Comet cleans sinks! 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves," "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur-trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation. So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms. And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's war-like or non-pacific. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next. He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, But you've got to be careful with that word today. His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right. A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, Each group of people, every religion; Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere...even you. So here is that gift, its price beyond worth... "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."

His name was some silly conglomeration parodying AMikeSC. What's the point? The point was, it was a joke between myself, and kkk, course seeing as you are the mod you know about all these sorts of things, cos you are just that clever Woah woah woah -- Don't lump me in with this. I told you the name wouldn't go over well. I have nothing to do with Mr. Halen's new (now old) name... Dont cut and run on me man

Anyone got the actual list?

Now, shit that is goddamn funny and original, why in the hell cant we have more posters like swigg?

How can you insult Santa Claus~!, have a heart my friend

This isnt a very good picture but: Thats how it happened, with him just walking up and shooting him, theres also a bit of a joke with another guy to the extent of, "Is he dead", the dude shoots him and then says, "Well hes dead now"

HAHAHA, Id actually forgotten about them, basically what Brighty means is that whenever anyone got twatted with a chair, this big cartoon speech bubble would appear saying "OOOOOF" or "OUCH!" or "CRASH" or my personal favourite, "BANG!", they would also remove the sound of the chair, why they couldnt just cut to the crowd like the WWE has been doing for years is beyond me

Meh, like I said to Mike it was an half hour joke that was pretty old before this point, I was actually going to get it changed back anyway

I've seen the footage, and the dude seems really out of it, hes been shot and left to die, and hes sort of slumped down against a wall with a fair bit of blood around

IIRC correctly Five were something like 3 or 4 weeks behind, I also have one of the promos on tape, when I used to tape Prisoner Cell Block H, where Hogan says hes going to take over Channel 5(as it was known then) and various other wrestlers make comments about the UK, pretty generic