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Maybe I'm over reacting, but it just leaves a bit of a nasty taste in my mouth when the Republicans are attempting to portray Bush as a man equal to Churchill, what do others think?

It looks like your classic "release our prisoners" demands http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1149674,00.html

Dont forget the suicide bombing yesterday at the Subway, which killed 10 people

Dont forget the suicide bombing yesterday at the Subway, which killed 10 people

I dont understand this VCD thing, because I have a fairly new DVD player, and I can just drag and drop multiple MPEGs and MP3's straight over to it, burn the disc, and then when I pop the disc in, up comes this explorer interface, and I just click on what I want to play, hell it even reads PC DVD-ROMS and CD-ROMs, as long as their are playable files on their, such as jpegs/mp3s/mpegs/wmv's and so on

Im hoping it does go well tho, as it might encourage more companies to have their channels over here, Fox has FX289, but thats just old repeats of NYPD Blue/X-Files/Shield and that

Looks like a stalemate so far, but fuck me, that Russian army have some serious fuck off weapons.

Actually, the channel has now appeared ahead of launch, and they are running a 10 minute trailer over and over, and I must say, the trailer does make some of these programs look ok, I never really caught Moonlighting, so might give that a try, and Sports Night looks good, apart from that, the rest seemed a bit soppy

Just to let people know, on TWC this week, on the Bagpipe Report, there is a good interview with Rob Feinstein, which was taped yesterday, in which he talks about everything that has happened, whats happeining with ROH and so on, should be good. Here are the Upcoming Sunday Night Cards for the next few weeks on TWC ROH Unscripted Chris Daniels & Donovan Morgan vs. The SAT (ROH Tag Team Title Tournament) Dick Togo & Ikuto Hidaka vs. Maritato & Mamaluke (ROH Tag Team Title Tournament) James Maritato vs. Tony Mamaluke American Dragon & Michael Modest vs. Divine Storm (ROH Tag Team Title Tournament) Christopher Daniels & Donovan Morgan vs. Ikuto Hidaka & Dick Togo (ROH Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Finals) Alex Arion w/ Prince Nana vs. Dunn w/ Marcos & Japanese Pool Boy Low Ki vs. Xavier (Ring of Honor Title Match) Takao Omori vs. Sonny Siaki Jay Briscoe vs. The Amazing Red Paul London vs. Michael Shane (Street Fight) Christopher Daniels & Donovan Morgan vs. American Dragon & Michael Modest (Ring of Honor Tag Team Title Tournament Finals) CZW Cage Of Death III Ty Street vs. Fake Ty Street H8 Club vs. Midnight Outlaws The Overboyz (Joey Corman & Samir) vs. Brad Michaels Chris Divine, Quiet Storm & Brian XL vs. The SAT (Elimination match) VD (Eddie Valentine & Jon Dahmer) vs. Chris Cash & GQ Ruckus vs. Trent Acid (BJPW & CZW Junior Heavyweight Titles) Menace vs. Johnny Kashmere Z Barr vs. Mad Man Pondo Nick Berk vs. Nick Mondo vs. Adam Flash (CZW Iron Man Title) Justice Pain vs. Wifebeater (CZW World Title: Cage Of Death) IWA Mid South A Shot of Southern Comfort Danny Daniels vs. Eddie Edwards Sumie Sakai vs. Rain Southern Comfort vs. The Wild Cards (Tag Team Title Tournament) Second City Saints vs. Nigel McGuinness & Chad Collyer (Tag Team Title Tournament) Brad Bradley & Ryan Boz vs. The Havana Pitbulls (Tag Team Title Tournament) B-Boy & Homicide vs. MDogg20 & Josh Prohibition (Tag Team Title Tournament) Alex Shelly vs. Roderik Strong vs. Petey Williams vs. Delirious vs. Austin Aries vs. Nate Webb vs. Jimmy Jacobs (Winner Receives Titles Shot) BJ Whitmer vs. Petey Williams (World Title Match) Second City Saints vs. The Havana Pitbulls (Tag Team Title Tournament) B-Boy & Homicide vs. Southern Comfort (Tag Team Title Tournament) Samoa Joe vs. Chris Hero Jerry Lynn vs. Sabu Second City Saints vs. Southern Comfort (Tag Team Title Tournament Final) CZW Night Of Infamy Ian Knoxx vs. Hurricane Kid vs. Derek Frazier Jon Dahmer vs. G.Q. Josh Prohibition vs. Nick Berk Backseat Boyz vs. M-Dogg 20 & Nick Mondo Sonjay Dutt vs. Chris Cash vs. Ruckus (Ladder Match) H8 Club vs. Justice Pain & Messiah Wifebeater vs. Zandig (No Rope Barbed Wire, Barbed Wire Canvas, Fans Bring the Weapons I Quit Match) ROH All Star Extravaganza Da Hit Squad vs SAT vs Divine Storm vs Special K (4 Way Tag Team Scramble Match) CM Punk vs Michael Shane vs Paul London vs Red vs American Dragon (No#1 Contender Trophy Gauntlet Match) The Prophecy vs Doug Williams & Homicide & Low Ki (ROH Tag Team Title Six Man Tag Team Match) Allison Danger (w/Mase) vs Alexis Laree The Carnage Crew vs The Ring Crew (Tag Team Bunkhouse Match) Xavier (w/Luscious) vs Jay Briscoe (ROH Heavyweight Title Match) American Dragon vs AJ Styles (No#1 Contender Trophy Gauntlet Final Match) Low Ki & Steve Corino vs Masato Tanaka & Shinjiro Ohtani (ZERO-One Attraction Tag Team Match)

I am definetly calling us Swedehampton United now lol

Oh, and there is also international competition, qualifiers for the world cup and the european championships take place during the season as well(for instance England play their first world cup qualifer this saturday), every continent has different systems for World Cup Qualification, but the European one, has teams put into 8 groups, top team for each group qualifiys automatically, second placed teams from the groups are drawn together in play off matches, whoever wins those playoff matches goes through and qualifys for the world cup/euro championships.

Fergie starts his psychological games early, claiming the title is now Chelsea’s to lose. In mid August. Norwich will be top by the end of August. A grinning Ray Stubbs will ask the Norwich MD, “What are you putting in the pies Delia?” Norwich will be rooted to the bottom by October. It turns out, Delia was putting horse tranquiliser in the pies. BBC producers decide to liven up Match of the Day by bringing back ITV’s Tactics Truck. Driven by WBA’s Lee Hughes. A Premiership manager will be sacked during September. The chairman will make it known he wants to talk to Martin O’Neill about the vacant position. But what he won’t tell the fans is he just wants to ask O’Neill for John Gregory or George Graham’s phone number. A Londoner names his baby son after the entire Crystal Palace team. ‘Relegation Fodder Thomson’ faces a life of misery. Garth Crooks finally finishes one of his questions from the Euro 2004 press conference. Mark Viduka scores on his Boro debut, kisses the badge on his shirt and pledges that he “loves this club.” Two weeks into the season, Harry Redknapp claims, “We’re down to the bare bones.” Arsene Wenger doesn’t see any of the 48 red card incidents his players are involved in. Including Patrick Vieira’s drive-by shooting of Harry Kewell. But he spots the ‘funny look’ Roy Keane gave Freddie Ljunberg and lodges an official complaint to the FA. Newcastle are involved in a new roasting scandal. But Kieran Dyer claims he was nowhere near the canteen when the potatoes weren’t properly basted. Crystal Palace win a £10 million sponsorship deal as Iain Dowie becomes the new face of Laboratorie Garnier After failing to notch in his next three games, Mark Viduka claims his family are unsettled in Teeside. Des Lynam is forced to try and look happy presenting ‘You’ve Been Framed’. Wayne Rooney is pictured throwing a wobbly in Dixons, prompting the headline, ‘It’s Wayne Looney!’ Mark Viduka issues, not so much a ‘come and get me’ plea, more a ‘get me out of this sh*thole’ request. David James is spotted wearing the puzzled expression of a dog trying to work out how to use a laptop as the ball nestles in the net behind him. Wayne Rooney is pictured baring his arse at Liverpool fans, prompting the headline, “It’s Wayne Mooney!” Steve McClaren finally finishes that book he’s been seen writing during every Middlesboro match. Ruud van Nistlerooy suffers a foot injury and is forced to be re-shod. Wayne Rooney is pictured attempting to DJ in a nightclub, prompting the headline, “It’s Wayne Spooney!” Peter Schmeichel finally manages to finish a sentence. On loan to Bolton, Mark Viduka scores on his debut, kisses the badge on his shirt and pledges that he “loves this club.” Roman Abramovich continues to bid for anything that’s Italian and pacey. Forcing Thierry Henry to accept a £4million bid for his wife’s knackered Fiat Punto. After manager Santini is sacked, Spurs appoint yet another experienced caretaker until the end of the season. Hong Kong Phooey. The incident the tabloids have waited for. A Geordie psycho attacks Wayne Rooney with an item of cutlery, prompting the headline, “Toon Loon in Roon Spoon Fume!” After failing to notch in his next three games, Mark Viduka goes AWOL from Bolton. Having seen neighbour’s Chelsea’s bank balance, Fulham launch a new away strip - ‘green with envy’. Nicolas Anelka misses two games because of a troublesome calf. It refuses to leave his hotel room in the morning. Despite a 10 match losing streak, West Brom are tipped to stay in the Premiership for three more seasons. Autumn, Winter and Spring. Roman Abramovich starts to collect players like they were Panini stickers. Offering Arsenal “two Joe Coles” for Patrick Vieira. Mark Viduka claims the alternator on his club BMW is a bit dicky and he may be forced to move clubs to get it fixed. Southampton are the latest club to be hit by a sex scandal. Striker Brett Omerod is accused of a one in a bed romp. At the Liverpool Christmas party, Phil Thompson arrives dressed as a pumpkin. But come midnight he still hasn't turned into a coach. CCTV footage captures Roy Keane ringing an old lady’s doorbell then running away. An FA spokesman said, “This is just the sort of behaviour schoolkids are likely to copy.” Southampton are without beanpole striker Peter Crouch for two months after the lanky streak of piss strikes a low bridge. Crystal Palace copy the Greek defensive system, appointing ex City coach Willie Donachie and Phil Babb just so they can boast a Donachie Babb combination. A shocking off the field incident cuts short Robbie Savage’s career in top flight football. He’s transferred to Charlton. Before the Manchester derby, Rio Ferdinand refuses a cortisone injection, claiming that he’s had enough of Italian motors. Blackburn manager Graeme Souness claims he’s happy with the four draws his club got over the Xmas period. They’re from Ikea and fit snugly under his desk. Newcastle’s plan to launch a stamp with Lee Bowyer’s head on the front was axed when officials feared people would spit on the wrong side. Gerard Houllier admits to being involved in transfer fraud. “It’s true,” said Houllier, “”I did get Birmingham to pay £6million for Emile Heskey.” The mystery of the huge crop circles discovered at Fratton Park is solved when they were found to match the exact turning circle of David Unsworth. WBA look set to land their first big name foreign signing. They close in on Arabian striker Prince Faizal Mohammed bin Maktoum al Shamir bin Sayeed. Les Ferdinand falls out with the Bolton groundsman after his lack of pace causes him to leave a glistening slug-like trail across the pitch. Liverpool’s new Frenchman Djibel Cisse is forced to give up his hobby of pheasant shooting after complaining that the game over here moves too fast for him. Fulham propose to change their club badge to a 3-pin electric plug. The club said it would more accurately represent the electric atmosphere at Craven Cottage. Pompey keeper Shaka Hislop installs an answerphone on his six yard line with the message, “Sorry I’m not in but leave the ball in the back of the net and I’ll get back to you.” On Breakfast with Frost, Arsene Wenger is asked what he thinks of De Gaulle? “It was definitely offside,” replies Wenger. Gay fans vote Steve Bruce as the Premiership’s sexiest manager. Nobody tells Steve it’s because he’s got a face like an arse. WBA revealed that their attendance figures have exactly doubled. Things are expected to return to normal as soon as Gary Megson’s touchline ban is over. Man United launch a fifth away kit made entirely of Velcro. It’s called ‘the rip-off’. Sir Bobby Robson finally turns into Ron Manager, answering Garth Crooks, “Offside? Wasn’t it? Isn’t it? Pundits for goalposts. Ooh marvellous.” More bad news for Rio Ferdinand as thieves steal his prized collection of books. Worse, he hadn’t even finished colouring half of them. Everton supremo and theatrical luvvie Bill Kenwright finally manages to give an interview without looking like he’s about to burst into tears. After Gadafy fails to buy Palace, another feared and bearded mad dictator tries to buy Arsenal. Luckily the Gunners turn down Ken Bates’ offer. Bin Laden attempts to get his hands on a weapon of mass destruction. But United inform him Roy Keane is not for sale. Barry Davies quotes Shakespeare or Chaucer during at least one particularly gritty encounter. After Bolton scrape three away draws, Sam Allardyce is touted as the next England manager. Cash strapped Everton are forced into a player clearout with a ‘Buy one, get Duncan Ferguson free’ offer. Man United’s Alan Smith is offered a box for life at Leeds. But turns it down because he doesn’t like the handles. It’s revealed that Graeme Souness and Mark Lawrenson’s missing moustaches have set up a love nest in Liverpool and are trying for a beard. After being advised to try computer dating, Rio Ferdinand is spotted in Chinawhite with a shapely Apple Mac. Graham Poll is caught licking his own reflection in his dressing room mirror. The opposition are awarded a penalty at Old Trafford. No, hang on. That really is a bit far fetched __________________

Yeah of course, it starts from September to June, there is 38 games, play each time twice, home and away, 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, team with most points wins the league, the bottom three teams are relegated, there is also the FA Cup, in which over 700 teams are entered, and thats a round by round knockout, until obviously you have the Cup Final, you also have the Champions League, this is where the top four teams from the major european leagues(italian, spanish, english etc), and two from the minor leagues(sweden, turkey etc), play each other in groups format, 8 groups of four teams, then quarters, semis, and final to determine the champion of Europe, there is also the league cup, this is a secondary cup between all 92 league teams, again a knock out cup. There is also the curtain raiser of the charity shield, which is played before the start of the season, between the team that won the premiership and the team that won the FA Cup, I hope this helps in a little way.

I fucking love you

Congratulations Mr.Bush on catching up on what the whole world has known for nearly a year now http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3604564.stm

I'd sadly sort of come to that conclusion with names like Thunder Road, and the Sinbad Show

This story could end up becoming a lot bigger than it seems, I think we'd better keep a close eye on this one

Yeah but its called Southampton College, that rocks. OH WHEN THE SAINTS OH WHEN THE SAINTS OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN I WANT TO BEEEEEE IN THAT NUMBER OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN

This is one of the funniest goddamn stories of the year, Mark Thatcher is a slimy shit, hes an arms dealer who used his mams connections to sell arms across the world, just a real cunt basically, this is going to be so good http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3596948.stm

Acording to the schedules for Sky Sports 1 on Tuesday October 19th 2004 Taboo Tuesday will air on Sky Sports 1 with Raw airing 2 Hours before. Good news for all of you who dont want to Pay Per View for the show.

Rooney got 13 yellow cards last season, and 11 goals, he aint worth £30 million

I think you are reading just a tiny bit too much into my sarcasm mate