Vanhalen

To be fair tho, this isnt for 2004, its for the early 2003 into early 2004, and Metallica did have a successful year

LOL, I admire your referential skills to previous conversations Mr.KKK

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Eewwww! Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Breaking News

When Denis Thatcher died in 2003, the title passed from Father to Son

They were talking about this on the radio last night, is this honestly a series? or was it some joke i was too half tired to notice, surely this cant be true can it?

Yeah because we all know the whole world revolves around America, and nothing else exists, and the many people on here from the UK who would be interested in this don't matter

Pretty good actually, doing a good job, its pretty shitty to be a saint right now, no one knows whats going on, and there wont be a statement till Saturday, you only have to look at www.saintschat.com to see what I mean, it could be worse tho, I could be a p*mpey fan

Funniest goddamn post of the year

Just, when we finally get MNF live in the UK There's a good chance it could be pulled from ABC...: (credit: LA times.com)

Watched him last night in the Olympics, and by god this kid is going to be something special, if he wins on Friday night, he will be the youngest boxer ever to pick up a gold medal, thats including Ali, Floyd Patterson, Lewis, everyone, hes so fast and powerful

Next they will be rating people out of 10 for using the bars, craaaazy this world

Well, it could be worse, I could be a pompey scum fan *shudders*, lets kick some fucking arse at Bolton tonight!

WE LOVE YOU SOUTHAMPTON WE DO WE LOVE YOU SOUTHAMPTON WE DO WE LOVE YOU SOUTHAMPTON WE DO OOOOOOOH SOUTHAMPTON WE LOVE YOU

Yeah, I know its only for the UK at the minute, but it could be licenced out, what do people think of the general idea? And, we pay for the licence fee as a form of tax, so it would be an addon to existing TV services, not cost extra. From broadcast.co.uk

Re: my thoughts on the Sturrock situation, You cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit, he just wasnt a good manager, which is harsh but true

You cant think about closing the Enlgish football thread mate, thats unfair, we havent clogged up the board with threads about different happenings in the world of football, and been very good at keeping it all in one thread, and no bumping goes on in there either.

I have a laptop, that runs XP Pro, basically last night onwards, I cant get in, it loads perfectly fine, then comes the log in screen, Ive logged in with both my accounts, admin and general, and it logs in, before any icons/start menu appear, it logs me straight back out, has anyone ever heard of this before? And, I dont have the XP Pro CD, so that isnt an option.

Mwahahaha its been out in the UK for ages now

Sturrocks been sacked after the second game of the season, it seems like a weird situation, more news later

Yeah, Raw will stop on Sky Sports 1 at Friday 9pm, and move to a new thursday night timeslot, this is to help with spoilers apparantly, although fuck knows why they just cant give us the live Raw