Vanhalen

From Aintitcoolnews.com

Created this early, as its been an early start to the Olympics, Britain has kicked arse in the Rowing this morning, taking a Gold, Silver and a Bronze, it feels fucking great with all these medals pouring in, as compared to the first 3 days, when we were stuck on 2 medals for ages, now we are 11th in the medal table, here is how the medal table stacks up now. Gold, Silver then Bronze, and then total medals. This table hasnt been updated to show this morning results yet. 1 United States 17 12 11 40 2 China 15 11 10 36 3 Japan 12 4 3 19 4 Australia 9 5 8 22 5 Germany 6 6 9 21 6 France 6 5 6 17 7 Russia 5 11 12 28 8 Italy 5 6 5 16 9 Ukraine 5 1 2 8 10 South Korea 4 8 3 15 11 Romania 3 0 2 5 12 Turkey 3 0 1 4 13 Great Britain 2 5 5 12 13 Netherlands 2 5 5 12 15 Hungary 2 3 1 6 16 Slovakia 2 2 1 5 17 Thailand 2 0 2 4 18 Greece 2 0 1 3 19 Belarus 1 2 4 7 20 Poland 1 2 1 4 21 South Africa 1 1 2 4 22 Zimbabwe 1 1 1 3 23 Ethiopia 1 1 0 2 23 Georgia 1 1 0 2 25 Bulgaria 1 0 4 5 26 Switzerland 1 0 1 2 27 Norway 1 0 0 1 27 New Zealand 1 0 0 1 27 United Arab Emirates 1 0 0 1 30 Austria 0 3 0 3 31 Cuba 0 2 5 7 32 Croatia 0 2 2 4 33 Canada 0 2 1 3 33 North Korea 0 2 1 3 35 Spain 0 2 0 2 36 Czech Republic 0 1 2 3 37 Estonia 0 1 1 2 37 Indonesia 0 1 1 2 37 Slovenia 0 1 1 2 40 India 0 1 0 1 40 Kazakhstan 0 1 0 1 40 Portugal 0 1 0 1 40 Serbia and Montenegro 0 1 0 1 44 Azerbaijan 0 0 2 2 44 Belgium 0 0 2 2 44 Brazil 0 0 2 2 44 Denmark 0 0 2 2 48 Argentina 0 0 1 1 48 Colombia 0 0 1 1 48 Eritrea 0 0 1 1 48 Israel 0 0 1 1 48 Mongolia 0 0 1 1 48 Taiwan 0 0 1 1 48 Trinidad and Tobago 0 0 1 1

Here is what is happening today Ben Ainslie is hoping to add to Great Britain's medal tally with sailing gold in the Finn class and is in a comfortable position in the fleet. By contrast Nick Rogers and Joe Glanfield are struggling in the 470 class behind their American rivals. Team GB have enjoyed a successful day on the water to date with a sweep of medals on the rowing lake. The haul of gold, silver and bronze included a thrilling fourth Olympic title for Matthew Pinsent in the four. The only low point on a memorable morning for Team GB came in the 100m. Darren Campbell failed to qualify for the second round after trailing in fourth in his heat. Shawn Crawford clocked the fastest qualifying time in the 100m, his time of 10.02 seconds eclipsing favourites Asafa Powell and Maurice Greene. "It's the easiest 10.02 I've run in my life," Crawford said. While Campbell, who has been struggling with injury, bowed out, compatriots Mark Lewis-Francis and Jason Gardener breezed through. Kelly Sotherton is well positioned to claim a medal in the heptathlon this evening, although she trails Sweden's Carolina Kluft by some distance. After five of the seven events, with the javelin and 800m to come, the Swede has an overwhelming lead of more than 329 points. But Sotherton consolidated her advantage in second over Lithuania's Austra Skujyte after leaping to 6.51m in the long jump. Defending champion Denise Lewis is languishing in 18th. Other action saw Australia's Jana Pittman make a winning return after injury in her 400m hurdles heat. Russia's Yuliya Pechonkina qualified in the fastest time. Sanya Richards of the USA set the standard in the women's 400m heats, finishing in 50.11 seconds. On a busy morning at the rowing lake golds were spread around seven different countries with Germany, Norway, Romania, Australia, New Zealand and France winning titles. Britain added their name to the list with victory in the last race of the morning in thrilling fashion. Cath Bishop and Katherine Grainger, in their last outing together, stole in for silver behind a ruthless Romanian performance in the coxless pairs. In the double sculls Sarah Winckless and Elise Laverick claimed bronze. The sailors will be keen to emulate the achievements of the Yngling crew in winning gold on Thursday. Ainslie can only be denied gold if he finishes 16 places or more behind second-placed Rafael Trujillo of Spain. Rogers and Glanfield, who had been in pole position for much of the competition, need to overhaul the USA if they are to make it a hat-trick of British sailing titles. It also promises to be an exciting day in the Velodrome where Bradley Wiggins will be going for gold in the 4,000m Individual Pursuit final against Australia's Bradley McGee. The Olympic swimming meet finishes with the women's 50m free, Grant Hackett going in the 1500m free and the women's and men's 4x100m medley - although the USA will be without Michael Phelps, who has given up his place to team-mate Ian Crocker. At the tennis arena the first golds will be won in the women's singles, between Belgium's Justine Henin-Hardenne and Amelie Mauresmo of France, and men's doubles. In boxing, Thailand's world flyweight champion Somjit Jongjohor crashed out after a final round assault from Cuba's Yuriorkis Gamboa Toledano. Germany clinched the team dressage gold medal, their sixth successive Olympic title, thanks to a superb effort by top rider Ulla Salzgeber. Away from the action, Britain's three-day eventing team will find out whether their appeal against Germany's gold medals will be successful. A decision is expected to be announced at 1500 BST on Saturday.

LOL, I found this site here http://www.livingroom.org.au/olympics/coun...lympic_Team.php They won bronze in 60kg Judo

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Yeah sorry mate, I was out of order too, Ive just been having a few drinks before the Southampton v Blackburn game

I give a fuck. Besides what's your problem anyway? Vanhalen, do you know what time will it be shown on a Thursday and is Smackdown changing at all? Im looking at the Sky Guide listings and AFAIK Raw will be 9pm or 9:30pm depending on whether there are Champions league matches on. It will be from September 2nd, there will also be a Friday repeat.

Fuck off, you sad troll

What a great fucking morning its been, had to get up early at 7am to catch the Rowing, but its all been worth it, we should rack up a couple more medals in Track today.

Here's tonight's line-up for the Japanese shows: New Japan- 9pm 1 Katsuyori Shibata, Kazunari Murakami & Masahiro Chono vs. Shinya Makabe, Kendo Ka Shin & Yuji Nagata 2 Kazuyuki Fujita vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi 3 Katsuhiko Nakajima & Ultimo Dragon vs. Garuda & Wataru Inoue NOAH- 10pm 1 Jun Izumida vs. Masashi Aoyagi 2 Richard Slinger & Superstar Steve vs. Kentaro Shiga & Takuma Sano 3 KENTA, Takashi Sugiura & Daisuke Ikeda vs. Satoru Asako, Takao Omori & Shinjiro Ohtani GAEA- 11pm 1 Ran Yu Yu & Toshie Uematsu vs. Hitomi Hayashi & Carlos Amano 2 Dynamite Kansai & Chigusa Nagayo vs. Sugar Sato & Chikayo Nagashima 3 Aja Kong & Lioness Aska vs. Meiko Satomura & Ayako Hamada Notes Tonight's New Japan show features more matches from the June 5th Crush II event. The show is highlighted by a superb battle for the vacant IWGP World heavyweight title. Bob Sapp, the previous champ, vacated the title after losing to Kazuyuki Fujita in devastating fashion a couple of weeks earlier at a K-1 MMA show. Fujita wrestles the number one contender for the belt, the excellent Hiroshi Tanahashi. Also, don't miss the final match on the show, which was actually the opening bout on the card, as WWE's Ultimo Dragon teams with the 16-year-old sensation, Katsuhiko Nakajima. More NOAH coverage from 2001. The highlight of the show is a strong six-man match featuring Zero-One's Shinjiro Ohtani. Be sure to watch tonight's Bagpipe Report as I'll have an announcement about the future of NOAH on TWC. Three matches on this week's GAEA (which was taped on January 25th, 2004). Watch the cocky unit of Yu Yu and Uematsu as they continue in their pursuit of the AAAW World tag team titles (held by Chikayo Nagashima and Meiko Satomura) as well as GAEA's top two younger wrestlers in tag action as Meiko Satomura and the great Ayako Hamada jin forces. This week's Japan Classics (Saturday night @ 9pm) will feature Flying Scorpio & Pegasus Kid vs. Akira Nogami & Jushin ‘Thunder’ Liger. This is our first look at Chris Benoit on the show, and he takes part in a superb tag team match. DON'T miss that one. And finally, don't forget to check out New Japan's Super J Cup '94 this Sunday at 8pm. No sell job necessary.

Let the conspiracies begin!

Before anyone gets a hard on, theres the URL http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3575106.stmh.../uk/3575106.stm is that clear enough for you

Im absoulutly devastated this film has turned out shite, I sort of knew Hollywood would fuck it up and Americanise it, but goddamn that is just such a wasted fucking film

I gotta say, I was at the game and we were fucking awful first half, we had them on the rack in the second, but it was too late then

That was fucking hilarious, I saw the whole game, and words cannot do it justice, the Americans were just so cocky on that court and the Puerto Ricans fucking OWNED them, and America didnt know how to deal with it, all they could do was whine at the ref, I think you should rename them to the Nightmare team, cos there wasnt much fucking dreaming going on in that match

Please help, Im running a laptop using XP Professional, I've just bought a Terminator Dongle, and I just cant get it to run for shit, it connects via the serial port, but for some reason the software just wont detect it, just claims its not attached

By the way, if you go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics_2004/default.stm The BBC are streaming 24 hour coverage of the Olympics on their website completly free, plus highlights of the day and interviews and all sorts, best of all, because its the BBC, you dont even have to register.

No question to what the biggest story of the day is

In honour of Bush's latest blooper yesterday in which he said that terroists and rogue states were looking for anyway to harm America "and so are we", heres some more Bushisms, remember, hes allegedly the most powerful man in the world people! Ah, God Bless America

Does the PTC not have a life?

Good little article I found on bbc.co.uk/news, surely if either party uses it(and I know theres been mentions, but nothing really overt), is any subject taboo?