Fuzzy Dunlop

Yeah, I know I'm like a day late here, but Dane Cook is the funniest stand-up comic there is right now.

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Okay, guys, let's put this into perspective. Yes, we absolutely DID overpay for Soriano. By a lot. But we all know that if it wasn't us, SOMEbody was going to give him that monster A-Rod-like deal. What this suggets to me is that finally the Cubs are spending that money, and as they said at the start of the offseason they're planning to raise payroll from 85mil to about 120mil, so at the moment they should have like 18 left over, after ARam and Sori. (Sori? We gotta get this guy a nickname.) And I know you guys and honestly myself included wanted the Cubs to go out and get some premier ace pitcher like Schmidt or Zito. Zito's a flyball pitcher, what you don't want at Wrigley, and Schmidt has already stated he'd like to stay on the west coast. This leaves guys like Padilla, Lilly, Meche, or a trade for the Cubs. I've read rumors that the Cubs may try to put some kind of trade together for Westbrook, and I'd be fine with that. Let's not forget it isn't just our pitching that sucked ass last year, our offense was pretty fucking bad too, and we finally got that fixed. Soriano, Lee, Ramirez, Barrett, Jones, this should be one hell of a lineup, and with some pitching we could be contenders again this year or next. I know you guys are probably gonna make jokes about me being one of the sterotypical Cubs Apologists, or I'm drinking the Wrigley Kool-Aid or whatever, but I've said what I wanted to say.

Does anyone else think Spider-Man's gonna switch sides soon? I can't believe that he of all people would go along with cloning.

Oddly enough, I found out I might have gout today too. However, I'll prefer not to think of Wells in any sort of relation to me, and instead liken myself to a young Bobby Hill.

My sister had a party where somebody got drunk and tried to drive home, but ended up falling asleep in his car with the door open, so of course the cops sighted this. They came inside and asked my sister if anybody else at the party also lived at the house, and told her everyone who didn't live there had five minutes to get out. Then, for no explainable reason, I started running. I think I was drunk at the time, because I just ran circles around the block until the cops were gone, and got five missed calls on my cell phone of people trying to call me to tell me I could come home.

Where I work I get an hour-long break and I only live ten minutes away, so I usually go home and make myself a sandwhich.

Somebody go comment on my pics in LSD.

"Green singlets with teenstaches don't look good" Well, what can I say, I was a high school wrestler. I'm surprised you didn't mention the 'do.

I'll pass down the phrase that my father passed down to me, "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story."

I'm also grounded.

I've had the Extra Innings package for two and a half seasons and I don't think I've ever gotten the Phillies' feed. I really enjoy Scully; my only complaint is his tone never really changes based on what's happening. We know he's a Dodgers fan, but he sounds the same whether something falls their way or doesn't. CSN Philadelphia has rules against it, I think, or they couldn't reach a financial agreement with EI.

On other boards, I've seen rumors that the "dead arm" thing was a ploy so he wouldn't have to pitch to Texas, and could instead pitch against weak-hitting Twins. Is this just one guy's posts, or is that really what's commonly believed in Boston right now?

Matt Young, haven't spoken to you in a while. This is my new SN.

Frankf(u/o)rt.

Those are the same guys who run around their school's parking lot barefoot tossing a frisbee around an hour after school lets out, listening to modern alternative rock, and crawling into a shell when my friend and I drive up in his black Monte Carlo with tinted windows and 20's, bumping WGCI.

Wow, it's a good thing I created this thread.

I'm going to be attending the Sunday, April 9th night game against the Cards.

I'm keeping the painting!

No. YES. HA Nothing about this is right. Nope. Now that I like. Good fucking post, sfajack. WHO I'm in love. Gay. NICE. YES.

Man, I fucking SUCK at quoting.

NO Me, too! NO OH GOD

AWESOME

Czech hates me.