Fuzzy Dunlop

Porter, I'm pretty sure you don't even live in Chicago, so clearly you don't know what the hell you're talking about. EDIT: This was in response to you saying "Chicago IS Chicago."

Possibly both.

This keeps freezing up about a quarter of the way through for me.

Also, after the Sox won the AL and again for the World Series, you edited your whole AIM profile just to be a tribute to the Boston Red Sox, and you even said at one point that you were planning on going to a game this weekend as well.

Um, I meant we, as in, my dad and I. We, uh, got the guess-the-hat-the-ball-is-in thing wrong 4-1. Damn, those hats move fast.

Fucking awesome night in Chicago. There were seriously maybe ten thousand Red Sox fans there, at one point we started a HUGE "let's go Red Sox" chant. When we were down 4-1, these guys in front kept turning back and laughing at me, and I just didn't say anything, but I definitely had the last laugh tonight. POTG= Joe Crede.

Well, guys, I'll be heading to the Cell in lovely south-side Chicago tonight to see the Red Sox. Hopefully I won't get shot or kidnapped.

What the hell is this?

What, nobody cares that Ronny Woo Woo is missing?!

Apparently Ronny Woo Woo has been listed as a missing person.

"It's... fair... and a two run home run."

Since Clement will have the most rest, he's Terry's guy, and reportedly he was upset by not being chosen by Terry initially, does anyone think Clement could start this game? That would make five Red Sox starters.

The best part was when Anglesault said teams that are "for real" win the division, not the "consolation prize." Then that team that he said wasn't for real beat the Yanks in the World Series, and one year later another team that made the playoffs through the "consolation prize" beat the Yanks in the ALCS. And IIRC, weren't the Angels the WC team in 02? I miss Anglesault.

Prior balked yesterday. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, he got called for one, but it really wasn't.

If this week's Indians/RedSox is anything like last week's, we've got some really exciting games from Fenway coming up.

Derrek.

That stupid asshole Mark Buehrle claims one of the greatest pitchers of all time, Greg Maddux, throws a spitball, and that's why he's been successful all these years.

OH, I thought AAAA was teams like Pittsburgh, who send all their best players to contenders midseason. At least, that's what I thought in 2003.

Dusty says Prior might be back by Sunday to face the White Sox, and Wood only needs one/two more rehab starts in AAA.

Ryan Dempster responds. "Basically I use snot if I have it," Dempster said. "Mark, you caught me. I'm glad, with your busy schedule, you had nothing else to do but imply I was using spit on the ball." Actually, Buerhle was busy Friday, pitching the White Sox to a 6-0 victory over the Dodgers at U.S. Cellular Field, but his off-day remarks on WSCR-AM sure started a slimy saga, although he said it wasn't "that big a deal." "He must get bored in-between the four days off," Dempster said before the Cubs played the Yankees in New York. "As a [former] starter, I can appreciate that. "Doing the relieving thing, I don't have enough time to think of things like that. Although I know that one of the White Sox players, I heard, is using some sort of atomic bomb in his jockstrap."

Well, I'll probably have that stuck in my head for weeks now.

Maybe Alex Gonzalez and Kyle Farnsworth had something to do with that.

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During the Whtie Sox post game tonight, he totally backed down, just kept saying "What's the big deal?", and eventually said "you know, I don't know, but I hear stuff from people around the league, you know." And he said he doesn't want Greg Maddux calling him.