Fuzzy Dunlop

You guys, Mancow's Morning Madhouse is like a million times better than Stern, and Mancow will be going national on free radio by the end of the summer. Already, in every city he shares with Stern, Mancow's more popular, and the FCC is on him way worse.

It won't be Dusty, he's protected by HOLY WATER.

I am NOT making this up, Dusty said so himself.

Those of us in Chicago already knew Dusty Baker sent Cubs officials to get water blessed by the Pope, but today we finally found out what it's for. DUSTY BAKER SPRINKLES INJURED PLAYERS WITH HOLY WATER.

And where the hell was Jason Dubois today?

Freezing cold twelve innings that end in depression and outrage. That was how I spent my afternoon.

Dubois might actually start tomorrow for the Cubs. I can't wait.

Tomorrow I'll bring a sign with "Speier" on one side and "In Dusty We Busty" on the other.

Howard Stern is an idiot.

Jericho was on Mancow's Morning Madhouse today. He sounds pretty upset that they replaced him with Flair for inducting Piper.

We had this discussion a couple years ago. It was like the exact same thread, and everyone was saying it should be Val Venis's new gimmick when he got traded to RAW.

I guess I'm the only one on this board rooting for all 3 Big Ten teams to make the Final Four, and an Illinois/Wisconsin final.

This is awful.

Hey, whatever happened to that R-Train guy?

She's a home-health nurse.

My mom's? Why?

So, should I go talk to her or what?

Seriously, she just yelled "did you say something, Robert?" and I said "no, mom, that was something from a website," and then she grabbed her cellphone and walked outside.

I think my mom heard that.

White Sox fans are already insufferable and they haven't won shit in years.

nothing to see here

The Bears should draft a WR just so we never have to see Dave Terrible play again.

If life keeps handing you anchovies, just cover them up with some extra cheese, and MAKE A PIZZA!

or here

All three Red Sox games sold out before the home opener did. I'll see them at The Cell, anyways.