Fuzzy Dunlop

All three Red Sox games sold out before the home opener did. I'll see them at The Cell, anyways.

WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

I'd eat ten bowls.

Farns reminds me of that guy from Bull Durham, and I like to call him Horseface Mullethead. I hate him. I hope he does great next year, and the Tigers win the Central.

Da Coach Mike Ditka.

Bruiser, there's information regarding the "Believe" bracelets at Cubs.com. Apparently you can order them over the phone.

Apparently the Cubs also signed Big Z to an extension today. One year 3.6 mil.

Cubs sign Aramis Ramirez to a one-year extension of about 9 million dollars; both sides say they will continue to work on a multi-year extension that they hope to have done by spring training.

Have you ever listened to Mancow or are you just going on the theory that all "shock-jocks" suck?

Mancow's better than Stern, and soon to be more popular when he goes nationwide.

Who?

Alright, apparently I don't know what I'm doing so everybody just go to www.mancow.com and click on the picture of Princess Diana.

Shit, that didn't work, hold on, people, I can fix this. Ok, here's the real one-- www.mancow.com/images/media/videofiles/aristocrat/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv Hold on people I can do this.

http://www.mancow.com/Images/Home/Ads/MiniAd_Aristocrat.gif

Would you let your son sleep with Michael Jackson for one million dollars?

I'm pretty sure I already posted that.

Yeah, I've seen these, too, and they're for charity, right? I'll definitely buy one if they're selling them anywhere other than the convention.

Well, here's my new projected Cubs lineup: Hairston Walker Nomar Aramis Burnitz Lee CPat Barrett Zambrano Steve Stone thinks these guys can win the Central according to some interview I heard about online, though that was before Burnitz was made official.

The Cubs have signed Burnitz, and will hold a press conference at 5, the same time that Baltimore will hold their Sosa press conference. Steve Stone's getting a radio show on WSCR The Score in Chicago.

Well, it was believed that the Cubs would sign Burnitz as soon as the Sosa trade is official, but tonight Hendry called Boras and made an offer of reportedly 2 yrs/ 20 mil, and told Burnitz that if Maggs signs elsewhere, he's our guy. Dave Kaplan of WGN Radio all but guaranteed we'll know by dinner time tomorrow whether it'll be Maggs or Burnitz in right this year.

Burnitz.... I can't even finish this sentence.

Mancow's still alive? He was on the air for awhile here, then he mysteriously vanished. Is he still popular, or is it one of those "I used to be cool" sort of things? Number 1 in Chicago and every market that plays him, and he says in the next couple months he'll be going nationwide.

When Mancow's Morning Madhouse made a tsunami song, it was actually funny.

I get all my news from Mancow.

In 2003 when thousands of people hopped on the Cubs bandwagon, I thought it was great that we were number one in Chicago, and extremely popular all over the world, but now there are people who I know for a fact just hopped on two years ago who are just bitch-bitch-bitch about everything that's happened this offseason, and it pisses me off, so I kinda know how you feel.