Fuzzy Dunlop

This guy hangs out with my uncle, a lot of funny stories.

Did anyone hear the announcers say that people were driving past the Lakers hotel all night last night, honking horns, yelling thing, and blasting loud music? That is just truly badass.

Yeah, until they lose, and you take every reference to them outta your sig, and when Favre retires, the Packers will be gone too, and when the Marlins fail to retain their championship this year, they'll be gone, and you'll replace them with The Vikings, The Kings, and The Phillies, and you'll never bat an eye. I don't know anything about the Avalanche.

Do you live in a major city or something? 5 months seems like a long time if you were actively looking.

Or if they get swept in the first round by The Cubs.

I just have to say Team Malibu is the gayest shit I've seen in my life. You're a bunch of boner-biting bastard unclefuckers.

We'll get 'em tomorrow.

What sort of trouble can come to someone for pretending to be somebody else on the internet on a tagboard and acting gay? Does anything ever happen? It's a long story.

When you guys wake up tomorrow, find yourself a recap of Brewers/Angels. Dear GOD.

Nice. When you put it that way, I do sound like a little bitch.

So you've never called someone gay before?

I will just assume based upon your responses that this isn't really a big deal.

I deleted the postings, but is it possible they can still be located somewhere out there in cyberspace?

Serious responses only, please.

OH, by the way, The Cubs drafted his little bro. Let's hope he's not BLIND.

What? No Corey Patterson? BLASPHEMY!

The Bulls' sixth and third championships, because each time I thought it would be the last, and I guess I was right about the sixth. I'm too young to remember The Bears winning the Superbowl, but that entire 2001 season was a magical experience. And the Cubs/Pirates doubleheader the final weekend of 2003, specifically the celebration afterwards. Brings a tear to my eye watching the tape.

Somebody draft me, biatches.

Did somebody say Doc Ock?

Waving Wendull strikes again. He's gotta be the luckiest guy in the world.

I got it right away.

Borowski's injury is a fake, they're just trying to hide him and get him some "rehab" starts. My reasoning is that no team could possibly have this many trips to the DL in a season, and I was very happy to see Hawkins get the save.

A lot of times I don't have to go but as soon as the water hits my genitals, sure enough, and I don't want to step out because I'll drip water on the floor.

So what do you think, guys? Does Hawkins get the closer role?

In junior high I stood outside the girls' lockerroom, lifting up my shirt and asking "who's got the titties now?" My friends thought it was hilarious.