Fuzzy Dunlop

I also expected to be blown out tonight, which just made it so much more depressing knowing we had a chance and still finding a way to lose. Oh well, 157 games left, and I'll be there Thursday.

Truly disgusting loss by The Cubs tonight. So far the Astros, Cardinals, Cubs, Yankees, Phillies, and Red Sox are vastly underperforming. Am I forgetting anyone?

The problem with the Cubs is their complete inability to play small ball. Each of the last two games was completely winnable, but our offense is just horrendous.

What the hell kind of ending was that? I stayed up all night for this?

I think it's Reset on the Computer. I've been up all night working on that light thing.

OH, why thank you, sir.

I can't even get out of the second room.

Actually it's Doc Ock, of Spider-Man fame; I came up with it thinking about how much I love Spider-Man comics and sucking coc--- I mean, I was in a hurry. I'd forgotten my old sn and had to ask a question about something and can't remember what.

Spend one magical summer seeing a game at every Major League ballpark.

None of you know me or care about me, but I've been Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream, Bailey in The Night Thoreau Spent In Jail, and some guy whose name I can not recall in some play about a teenager who could fly for some reason.

I heard there's a new trade in the works already. Jeter and A-Rod to Boston to get married.

The Eastern conference only has five teams with winning records, while the Western conference only has three with losing records. Also, it has been a team from the West that has won the championship every year for the past five years. Why is this? Why are things so uneven?

Craig Hodges went to my high school and is an assistant basketball coach now.

We can add the 2003 New York Yankees to this list of losers.

Always take an opposing viewpoint on things that aren't real serious, so you can have a longer conversation about it.

had the night off. My bad.

Weren't the AL teams arleady playing tomorrow night? Because I thought NLCS

So when is this game going to be played now?

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Those impersonations a second ago were, as always, GOLD.