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This is my favorite thing ever. I seriously got chills reading this. If I ever make it big in Hollywood, I'll be sure to thank Darth Vader for giving me the inspiration. Then I'll blow up a small planet.

Can't it be both? Actually, just typing everything out to begin with made me feel a lot better, and I was half-hoping I'd get some responses just making fun of me or whatever, but all the helpful replies have been a pleasant surprise, and I'm grateful to everyone who took the time to read and respond.

Thank you for this post. It's awesome that you took the time to try to help me, and I'll try to keep in mind what you've said here.

I think I'd almost be less grossed out if you just said you wanted to fuck her rather than suck her feet. Well, I'd have to be a real creep to desire sex with my sister.

I'll consider it.

"Oh God, I wish I had my pretty mind back!" Well... I do.

I am pretty out of shape, but not as bad as I was at this time a year ago. I actually dropped about fifty pounds just through eating a lot less than I had been, inspired by that thread by whatever poster it was that wanted to see if he could go a week without eating. I've since gained back like fifteen pounds, and I'm still pretty fat. Czech's right about me being a former wrestler (and I think at that time I actually was using an internet character as well, unless anybody took my "Is My Image Marketable?" thread seriously). There is a health club nearby that I could get a discount membership at, as my mom is a nurse for the hospital it's affiliated with, but I don't know if I could really trust myself to make a commitment, and I don't want to waste money if I'm not really going to work hard at it.

I don't know if I really play a character, per se, but I am definitely a lot more honest than I would be with people in the real world. I saw a psychologist for a few years in junior high and high school, and I was taking Zoloft every day, but I didn't feel that it really helped me much, and I'm no longer covered by my parents' health insurance because I'm not going to school full time, so it would be tough to go back to seeing someone now, but I do agree with you, and I appreciate you offering suggestions and not just trying to be a smartass. Thanks, Czech.

I'd love to, but like I said, I'd really like to have my parents' approval. Why does it matter? Grow a set and do it. It's not like they can say "No, you're not allowed!" after you sign up. Judging from your crybaby bullshit up there, you, more than anything, need someone or something to kick your ass and make a man out of you. Join the military. You'll come out with a good physique, some drug habits, and a job. Well, the thing is, my parents, especially my mom, are very good at making me feel guilty about decisions I've made, and I don't want this to be the kind of thing they hold over me forever. I've been trying to convince them for a few weeks now, but they are just really hesitant to hear my side of things.

I kinda do this too, but it usually turns out quite well! Well, that's because you're extremely cool.

I'd love to, but like I said, I'd really like to have my parents' approval.

I don't get it. What am I seeing here?

You're starting game threads at NSBB? Hmph. I've been lurking there too much lately: I'm getting into "GAME OVER. SEASON OVER. TEAM OVER. LIFE OVER!" mode waaaay too much these days. Did you quit TSM for them? Yeah, I'm back under my original alias of The R-Train, that weird mulleted wrestler with aspirations of a WWE career. I wouldn't say I've quit TSM; just haven't had much time to lurk online lately. Between my hectic schedule of working in the Seattle's Best Cafe at Borders, drinking with friends, and attending more Cubs games than any man should (I actually bought one of their nine-game plans, and then got three more games for the hell of it), I might actually say I have a life now... well, no. That might be stretching it. I also found out I'm surprisingly gifted at karaoke. And I'm bi now. Who knew? "We really don't understand why he's not here." "I'm black."

I'm way too excited about starting these game threads on NSBB. I don't know why I just posted that. Czech, what's going on, man? If you ever eat burritos, then you'd know what it's like to be drunk.

Maybe he just needed to know what day it was?

I just hope that if they do this, they do it with the same writers and without taking any of the main characters off the original. These are probably both way too much to ask for, but I did hear one rumor that it might take place at Dunder-Mifflin headquarters with Ryan, and I guess they're looking at bringing in Will Arnett (which would of course be awesome). I don't know if any of that's true, I just read it on another board.

They're sold out.

I really think I might have to. I go into work at 9am today, so I guess I'm about to find out. With luck, the boss will have the day off, and I can just grab the binder again and go at it with some whiteout.

You guys know how sometimes you wake up and you're not sure if something that happened was real or it was just a dream? Like, I have this feeling that I went into the binder at work and put in some request-off's for a person that I really dislike there, but everybody knows that I dislike this person, so it's almost definitely going to come back to me. I'd like to think I had more common sense than that, but I don't know. I was trying to get out of working with them during a particularly busy day next week, though.

Can I just say that I think the new MLB.com homepage is absolutely horrendous? Seriously.

Am I the only one who thinks No Country For Old Men was just really boring? Maybe I'm missing something here. I just saw it for the first time today, and I kept thinking that SOMETHING was going to happen, and then... it's over. I haven't been this disappointed by a movie in a long, long time.

Um, this guy I knew in high school joined the Army, but after basic training he didn't want to go back, so he just stuck around Park Forest breaking into cars and stealing stereos, until he got caught and imprisoned at Cook County. He broke out of there by burning a hole in the chain-link fence, and he and his prison friend escaped all the way to Mexico, where they somehow got to this big mansion his friend knew about, and they got jobs as drug mules. When they were driving drugs back into America, he was arrested again, yet miraculously was able to return to the army instead of jail. Now he has a job as a cook at a local sports bar. Oh, and he raped a fetus while the director at the local community theater video-taped it to sell on the internet to Rob Feinstein. At least I think that's what happened.